The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

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Johnny49_sl said:

I didn't really want to but she was pushing me for the last three dates I had with her.
I didn't really want to but she was pushing me for the last three dates I had with her.
I didn't really want to but she was pushing me for the last three dates I had with her.
I didn't really want to but she was pushing me for the last three dates I had with her.
I didn't really want to but she was pushing me for the last three dates I had with her.
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Wheres a drunk driver when you need one?
 
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@Shano - the smartest, most grounded 23 year old girl will always be dumber than the dumbest adult male you know. No surprise she turned into a crazy C-word.
 
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Jesus fucking christ @http://www.usasexguide.info, fucking christ.

Bug chasers, fantasy feeders, synthol users, thats the category its in.
 
Shano

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@Shano - the smartest, most grounded 23 year old girl will always be dumber than the dumbest adult male you know. No surprise she turned into a crazy C-word.
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I guess so. Pretty insane when you think you know someone so well, only to find out how little you really do know. Live and learn I suppose.

And I thought my story was pretty crazy but compared to Johnny's train wreck, it's like another day in Mr Rogers Neighborhood.
 
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Shano_sl said:
And I thought my story was pretty crazy but compared to Johnny's train wreck, it's like another day in Mr Rogers Neighborhood.
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That's the beauty of this thread. No matter how bad your story is, it could always be worse.
 
Johnny53

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Kristen is adorable

Hi Johnny 49 . I am a new member here. I just moved from western pa to cherry hill area for job transfer as a sales rep. I am looking to help someone like you do with Kristen. I have cruised Camden only twice and I had luck with one sw but then after 3rd time seeing her it was apparent that her habit was becoming worse and it was difficult to deal with her on a ongoing basis. I hate cruising broadway due to the LEO's LE's in cars and the street camera's etc. I have a company car and i need to be very careful. I would be happy to help sweet Kristen whenever you are not able to help her. I am not a creepy guy just someone who wants company once in awhile when i am not traveling. So sorry for the long story. If there is anyway you could share digits i would be very grateful. My name is dennis. Thx for consideration in regard happy new year and i appreciated all of your comments on this board. cpoy94

another private message from usasex.....
 
Johnny53

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Kristen

Hey johnny, Are you still giving out kristens number? I would love to get it from you. I like to treat girls good.I always pay more than they ask and i'm well liked. I agree with you, These girls are people with feelings. They deserve to be treated good too. I promise I will make her happy so she is in a good mood for you.

Thanks
 
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Johnny49_sl said:
i think all the other pics posted on usa sex guide portrayed her as she is....and seeing that made me realize that what i was seeing was an illusion....
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OH THAT'S when you realized? You really are a brilliant motherfucker huh? And holy shit at usasexguide. Really man? How many prostitutes have you banged behind your wife's back?
 
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Johnny49_sl said:
Kristen is adorable

Hi Johnny 49 . I am a new member here. I just moved from western pa to cherry hill area for job transfer as a sales rep. I am looking to help someone like you do with Kristen. I have cruised Camden only twice and I had luck with one sw but then after 3rd time seeing her it was apparent that her habit was becoming worse and it was difficult to deal with her on a ongoing basis. I hate cruising broadway due to the LEO's LE's in cars and the street camera's etc. I have a company car and i need to be very careful. I would be happy to help sweet Kristen whenever you are not able to help her. I am not a creepy guy just someone who wants company once in awhile when i am not traveling. So sorry for the long story. If there is anyway you could share digits i would be very grateful. My name is dennis. Thx for consideration in regard happy new year and i appreciated all of your comments on this board. cpoy94

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I think this is the meth version of the long con...
 
Johnny53

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Kristen's Number

Hello Johnny 49,

I was going to try to reach out to Kristen through Backpage, but she took her ad down.

I'd appreciate it if you could give me her number. With all of the great reviews, I would definitly like to see her.

Thanks,

DoggyB
 
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Famm_sl said:
OH THAT'S when you realized? You really are a brilliant motherfucker huh? And holy shit at usasexguide. Really man? How many prostitutes have you banged behind your wife's back?
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actually, kristen was the one who told me about the site....so i joined and talked her up
 
Shano

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brekk_sl said:
That's the beauty of this thread. No matter how bad your story is, it could always be worse.
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I always thought of Galiem for a benchmark of a truly shitty relationship, but it's looking we could have a new contender here lol.
 
Famm

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Shano_sl said:
I always thought of Galiem for a benchmark of a truly shitty relationship, but it's looking we could have a new contender here lol.
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Galiem is in the realm of mythological trailer park trash people so I don't even compare John boy here. I'd rather go bare on that hooker than fucking touch Shelly.
 
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