The Oscars Best Picture fuckup

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mkopec

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Slenderman is hot.

I think her fingers get longer each time the gif cycles.

Thats one bitch that I have to truly say that her elbows are too fucking pointy and knees are too fucking sharp. for realz
 
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mkopec

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Chukzombi

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I still prefer Elton John's cover of Pinball Wizard


Damn this shit is crazy

edit - Sgt Pepper isn't great but I always like Aerosmith's cover of Come Together

The Sgt Pepper movie was pretty bad, but i love me some BeeGees so its still a favorite in my book. when i was a kid i thought those were all Bee Gees songs.

 
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Frenzied Wombat

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BRO DO YOU EVEN






Yeah, I guess even a massive turd has a few decent pieces of edible corn left in it...

On another note, stolen from my FB feed:

OJWs (Oscar Justice Warriors) - Do not judge #Oscars films by the content of their stories, but by the melanin levels of their creators.
 
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mkopec

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I wonder if they will blame Russia/Putin/Trump on the mixup. Clearly that shit has russia hacker in bed with Trump written all over it.
 
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Lendarios

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Now the oscars were awesome. Warren tried his best, he realized what was going on, and you can see him looking at the envelope back and forth, looking for the real one. Faye was just clueless and went out Ron Burgundy style.




FEED ME SEYMOUR!!

I like musicals. The soundtrack of The phantom of the opera is on a loop on my playlists.

All you need is 15 seconds and be pumped/scared.

 

Leadsalad

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Musicals are gay. I don't want to hear two sentences of dialogue in a 3 minute number.
 
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mkopec

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I dont think i ever watched a musical other than some marry poppins shit when I was like 6. Ad I have not watched oscars lin like 10 yrs.
 
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spronk

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someone should make a musical porno

actually now i wonder if there are gay musical pornos, seems like it would be a natural fit
 
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jayrebb

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What? Nonsensical, rambling, makes your brain hurt just reading it? Makes assumptions that you know what/who he is talking about, when there is no fucking way you do?

Must be a jayrebb post.

It was just a fluff piece. I do make a lot of assumptions when it comes to popular reference. Borderline shorthand, I agree. But I'd reckon a majority of people here understood the references. That's why I do it in the first place, and will continue to do so until feedback comes in from just more than 1 or 2 MMA guys.

You might like the 2 hard-hitting follow-ups, that were 100% on-topic and actually informative-- simultaneously taking down both the feminist agenda AND the Hollywood zeitgeist at the same damn time. I'm hat tricking harder than Himeo in this bitch.
 

jayrebb

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the only way its his fault is if you blame him for not telling them on live tv they handed him the wrong envelope.

He did his part. He refused to read it flat out, He was tasked with reading it and declined. He then asked Faye for her opinion on it. She had an opportunity to pause with him and confer with him, as he had already signaled he had a problem with it.

A woman treating a man's concern as less than nothing is par for the course, forget production error.

She insulted him instead of treating him with respect. All because a man's gotta be a bumbling fucking fool in 3rd wave America.

Bravo.

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AladainAF

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someone should make a musical porno

actually now i wonder if there are gay musical pornos, seems like it would be a natural fit

I'd bet if you managed to get through all of efukt's vids, you'd find one.
 
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Oldbased

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If I could ask Hollywood anything about this it would be the following.
Why is it I can watch a 70yr old Western and clearly hear each and every word at a reasonable tv volume but 99% of the movies/tv shows out today I have to turn up so loud to make out what they say that the sound effects screech so bad it wakes up people dead thousands of years buried deep in my yard and try and eat my brains?
 
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jayrebb

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I had to shut my neighbor down for that Oldbased Oldbased . I felt bad about it, because I knew he is watching it on normal volume and just trying to hear what they are saying.

But I can't have gunshots, screeching tires, and explosions bursting into my bedroom.
 
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