The Paranormal, UFO's, and Mysteries of the Unknown

Chris

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That's the best post I've seen in this thread, it's really useful and interesting to categorise phenomenon like this.

It should be applied beyond just UAPs though, I want to see one for Cryptids.

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Japanese writers are into some weird shit, pretty much every time I watch some video on some sort of esoteric knowledge, there'll be a Final Fantasy summon there somewhere.

Kabbalah in particular.
 
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Void

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Wait wait wait. Am I supposed to roll dice for each column and then assemble the name from there?

Rolling a 4-sided die for each column (rerolling stuff like a 4 on column 4 when there are only 3), and lumping 5 6 and 7 together for brevity (hah), then rolling an appropriate die for each subgroup, I get

Angel Hair Cultural Bias Silicon-Based Life Forms Vibratory Modes The Caroline Group.

Sounds like a bunch of white-privileged sex robots from Charleston.

Interdimensional cake-eaters is still the best option at this point.
 
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Wait wait wait. Am I supposed to roll dice for each column and then assemble the name from there?

Rolling a 4-sided die for each column (rerolling stuff like a 4 on column 4 when there are only 3), and lumping 5 6 and 7 together for brevity (hah), then rolling an appropriate die for each subgroup, I get

Angel Hair Cultural Bias Silicon-Based Life Forms Vibratory Modes The Caroline Group.

Sounds like a bunch of white-privileged sex robots from Charleston.

Interdimensional cake-eaters is still the best option at this point.
That's what I thought of. I'm sure someone has already set up a name generator.
 
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Rajaah

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Crypto-Terrestrials is my guess, ancient civs that burrowed underground, under the ocean, under Mount Shasta.

Way more believable that UFOs are from Earth itself, either hidden away somewhere, from a different point in time, or from a different timeline concurrent with ours, than it is that they're from other star systems when space itself is so impossibly huge.

Seems to be a theory going around that the Mandela Effect is caused by FTL travelers in space jumping to FTL speed near our planet, which causes the timeline to schism in subtle ways. I have no idea if this is a possibility but it's an interesting thing to think about I suppose.
 
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Seems to be a theory going around that the Mandela Effect is caused by FTL travelers in space jumping to FTL speed near our planet, which causes the timeline to schism in subtle ways. I have no idea if this is a possibility but it's an interesting thing to think about I suppose.

I only came to this thread to post a video and as I did I saw the last paragraph of your post

I knew it had to be a Rajaah Rajaah post as soon as I read it