The "Shit I just bought" thread

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Hekotat

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It's not the air roducts you are thinking of. They aren't refilling bottles and shit lol. They're a complete self contained plant service a chemical plant or refinery for the air and gas type needs 24/7. The one adjacent to Dow has probably 1000 people working 24/7 at any given time. It's not a retail place at all since it's inside the gates of Dow. All the chemical plants and refineries have them.

More this type. They aslo will deilver some off site partners like the shops I work with. They deliver it in a semi truck and the driver will just take a random bottle in if you know him or the guys in the shop and such.

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Yeah, we have a plant like that inside of a giant plant in Pensacola. It's pretty unreal. I know, it's an ASU just like ours I'm sure, pretty cool stuff.
 

Cad

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By strong, I simply mean I just want some good caffeine in the morning and couldn't care less if it tastes good. That said, I won't mind if it tastes good!
I'd just take the 200mg caffeine pills and skip coffee if you just want caffeine.
 

Srathor

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I am old now but with a 9 month old puppy who wants to run I could not keep up. So I got a new bike!

Amazon.com : Mongoose Men Outdoors

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It is fat it, is slow, (Not really with the gears and all) and it can hold my fat slow ass up. God damn I am having fun and the dog has had a shit eating grin all day after the two runs I did today. (Just up and down the street and hills a couple times)

Of course I had two pretty big heart attacks last year so fat and slow is good enough for me.

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Really really young.
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Much more current
 

Borzak

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I've never ridden a fat tire bike. How do they do in deep mud or similar? I know people really like them in the snow and such, but never see much mentioned on really bad mud.

Just ordered a new tig torchto pair with the new welder I got off ebay that I'm selling off. More exciting stuff lol.

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Srathor

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No clue on mud or anything strange. I won't be doing any fancy offroad stuff. I would keel over at anything resembling major exertion. In some of the reviews for the bike many many people used it for snow and such so I assume it is good at that. I got it mainly cause the huffy, or whatever the kids across the street were riding. I borrowed it and tried to do some 80's rad stuff with it. Damn thing practically went flat tired with my fat ass on it. (At the time 280 pounds I am at 220 now)

Thing rides like a tank though like I said it is heavy and feels solid, which I need at 46 and out of shape.
 

Lanx

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I'm really not that into it but i do really enjoy a various coffee beverages and I think I'm going start drinking more later in the day. Hopefully throwing money at it will make my morning routine both easier and tastier...I'll definitely give amazon a try as long it's not catshit coffee or ends up costing 2 bucks a cup at home as I'm sure charleston doesn't have shit for roasters
Just got this and refunded it
Amazon.com : Koffee Kult Coffee Beans Medium Roasted - (1lbs Whole Bean Coffee) Highest Quality Delicious Coffee - Whole Bean Coffee Fresh Gourmet Aromatic Artisan Blend : Grocery Gourmet Food

Not cuz it was bad, cuz it had a hole in the side, i really can't say how good the coffee is (since there's the whole) but it's not oily, which i did some research and your type of machine "super automatic" favors non oily beans actually.

I brewed up a batch anyway, it was still smooth, there was a hint of something there i didn't like, don't know if cuz of hole in bag, i got another bag on order.
 

Picasso3

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I ordered the first one on your list for starters.

The complaints on that machine were most people couldn't get oily beans to autofeed and they had to poke them. I think I am ok with that kind of workload and will not let that deter me too bad if you find some good stuff and i'll find out the limits of it myself. Some people said they adjusted something to more easily allow them to feed into the grinder and problem solved. I had a cheap grinder and it did something similar.

I've never had any beans I would call oily so i'm not sure how oily stuff gets, hopefully it's not completely minute and half the beans I buy are going to stop up the damn machine. I'll be pretty pissed off if thats the case, i'm expecting some pretty magical shit from a 500 dollar machine.

I'm really liking a vanilla starbucks I have now, i'm a sucker for anything vanilla.
 

Lanx

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I ordered the first one on your list for starters.

The complaints on that machine were most people couldn't get oily beans to autofeed and they had to poke them. I think I am ok with that kind of workload and will not let that deter me too bad if you find some good stuff and i'll find out the limits of it myself. Some people said they adjusted something to more easily allow them to feed into the grinder and problem solved. I had a cheap grinder and it did something similar.

I've never had any beans I would call oily so i'm not sure how oily stuff gets, hopefully it's not completely minute and half the beans I buy are going to stop up the damn machine. I'll be pretty pissed off if thats the case, i'm expecting some pretty magical shit from a 500 dollar machine.

I'm really liking a vanilla starbucks I have now, i'm a sucker for anything vanilla.
dude if you ordered this
Amazon.com : Cafe Don Pablo - Rocco Gourmet Food

and you've never seen oily beans, holy shit will you see a difference, these beans are glisening. (and this brand is actually my fav so far, i did a few more brews w/ the koffee kult, it was affecting me a bit, stomach wise)

BTW, if you're gonna be serious about this machine and your beans, since you have a superautomatic, you only have to worry about 2 things

1. Water
2. beans

1a. Water, just use filtered water or bottled water, 99% of coffee is water so keep it fresh water or stank in, stank out.
2a. of course always use whole beans, and there 4 things that kill beans
H.O.M(e).S.
The (e) isn't used, it's just a good way to remember it as Homes.
Heat - (keep it cool)
Oxygen - (keep it sealed)
Moisture - (keep it dry, also don't freeze it, cuz once you freeze then take em out, moisture develops)
Sunlight - (keep them away from sunlight UV, or in a cabinet)

While your bean hopper takes care most of, it doesn't take care of O2, i use this for my bean storage
Amazon.com: Coffeevac 1 lb - The Ultimate Vacuum Sealed Coffee Container, Black Cap Kitchen(there is a black version, but i like to see how much of my supply is there w/o opening, so it's always kept in my cabinet to avoid sunlight)

One good thing about this is that beans also "breathe" or they exhale Co2, this container keeps O2 out, and there is a one way valve that lets Co2 out. I'd say it adds a week to bean storage.

You should also watch this full review by SCG, SeattleCoffeGear. These bitches are the bees knees when it comes to reviewing coffee (different model, practically the same)
 

Mist

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I know what girls want.
It wasn't actually this set of shelves that I built for this purpose.

But I actually did build shelves in the basement a while ago specifically took keep Beanie Babies and Boyd's Bears high enough off the floor in case of future flooding.
 

Mures

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BTW, if you're gonna be serious about this machine and your beans, since you have a superautomatic, you only have to worry about 2 things

1. Water
2. beans

1a. Water, just use filtered water or bottled water, 99% of coffee is water so keep it fresh water or stank in, stank out.
2a. of course always use whole beans, and there 4 things that kill beans
H.O.M(e).S.
The (e) isn't used, it's just a good way to remember it as Homes.
Heat - (keep it cool)
Oxygen - (keep it sealed)
Moisture - (keep it dry, also don't freeze it, cuz once you freeze then take em out, moisture develops)
Sunlight - (keep them away from sunlight UV, or in a cabinet)
Are we still talking about coffee here?
 

mkopec

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Meh, I did the whole coffee as a hobby back in the late 90s when it became popular to buy expensive beans from coffee clubs and use french presses and shit. Now I buy 2 bags of some french roast from costco, whole bean, and grind like a few days worth at one time.
 

Lanx

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Meh, I did the whole coffee as a hobby back in the late 90s when it became popular to buy expensive beans from coffee clubs and use french presses and shit. Now I buy 2 bags of some french roast from costco, whole bean, and grind like a few days worth at one time.
I agree there is a lot of foofoo sillyness to coffee, like the single origin shit (just don't blend) or organic or the easy one most plebs go after kopi luwak (cat shit) coffee.

You should at least try to grind before you brew, you know that all the goodness (aromatics) or at least store it in the one valve coffee container i had linked previously.

Also, are you getting the kirkland beans? they're actually good beans, but i haven't tried them in a long time.
 

Picasso3

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Been setting this thing up for an hour and chugging all the coffee it's spitting out. My wife was like how much was it... under 500? And i says yes.
 

BrutulTM

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I'm not above being a snob sometimes but I can't do it with coffee. I have drunk 1000 gallons of Folgers in my life and I think it tastes fine. The only way to make coffee that I don't like is to make it too weak or with shitty water. My brother has a fancy burr grinder and he grinds beans fresh before every pot and I drink coffee at his house all the time and I think it tastes fine. I also go to a coffee shop that roasts their own beans and is as fancy as you want to be and I drink coffee there and I think it tastes fine. If I went to the fancy coffee shop and they served me Folgers I'm pretty sure I would not notice.
 

Picasso3

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I can drink about any coffee as well, sometimes I'll notice it tastes like shit, but i really notice when it tastes great. Usually the spectrum of the blended drinks is much wider and that's what i usually order and what id like to be able to make