The "Shit I just bought" thread

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Lanx

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Since i gotta cycle through some beans, decided to whip out the cold brewer for some iced coffee on the weekend.
 
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Picasso3

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I'd like to get into that. I love those starbucks frappucinos from gas stations.

Wife jumped on board and bought a bunch of stuff. 3 coffee gators which i think do all the co2 shit you mentioned. Tried to upload a pic but i think the forums shits fucked up
 
Khane

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I don't know what America you live in but we capitalize the A in my America son.
 
Borzak

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Worked next door to a coffee plant for a few years. They got their beans off a ship on the river from where ever and roasted a few times a week. Hated the smell of that stuff. Of course it may have been having a giant coffee roaster200 feet away from my office. Office and the shop seemed to like it tho.
 
Void

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I think hipster coffee Picasso is the best Picasso yet. And he was already a cool guy before that!

I dislike coffee and anything coffee/mocha related btw. I prefer to just drag ass through the morning anyway. Please go easy.
 
Khane

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He's got me thinking about buying one of those fancy in the pantsy espresso machines. Either that or a butler.
 
mkopec

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Meh, those machines you buy or are gifted them, and then you make like 2-3 espressos saying to your self, "Wow this is fucking awesome", and off to the basement the thing goes. While youre back to drinking reg coffee from your $20 Mr. Coffee machine.
 
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Picasso3

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Well it's certainly not something for the lower classes but for successful people with taste and class it really fills a niche. I fill this machine with beans and water, turn it on, it grinds them, i adjust the coffee dial to my desired strength, push a button for my desired serving, out it comes, after that the grounds are deposited into an internal container I haven't had to empty yet and the machine tells you when it's full. I usually froth about 12 ounces of milk which takes about an additional 2 minutes and then I have to wipe off the frothing tip, but really if you're not a lazy blob of lethargic peasantry it isn't too bad.
 
Soygen

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Is it gay if your butler gives you a hand job? Asking for a friend.
 
Khane

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Picasso_sl said:
Well it's certainly not something for the lower classes but for successful people with taste and class it really fills a niche. I fill this machine with beans and water, turn it on, it grinds them, i adjust the coffee dial to my desired strength, push a button for my desired serving, out it comes, after that the grounds are deposited into an internal container I haven't had to empty yet and the machine tells you when it's full. I usually froth about 12 ounces of milk which takes about an additional 2 minutes and then I have to wipe off the frothing tip, but really if you're not a lazy blob of lethargic peasantry it isn't too bad.
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Sounds to me like these machines are stealing jobs from honest, hard working immigrants.
 
Abefroman

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Just get one of these bad boys and save yourself 400 bucks.

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If it's good enough for some old goombahs it's good enough for me.
 
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