The "Shit I just bought" thread

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Khane

Got something right about marriage
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Every time I see the word Macchiato I imagine Erlich saying it.

Mahhccyothho
 

Abefroman

Naxxramas 1.0 Raider
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Just bought one of these for pigeon control. Fucking flying rats.

Spyder 3 Arctic Blue Handheld Laser

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Hekotat

FoH nuclear response team
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You folgtards just don't understand how complex some of these flavors are.
You're just like my friend and it's annoying. We went on a road trip from NC to Texas, he wouldn't stop anywhere for coffee unless it's some hipster coffee paradise (There is none of that shit anywhere in between). He wouldn't even stop to let ME buy Starbucks. It's especially hilarious because he used to drink Starbucks all the fucking time and now he's too good for it.

I guess I'm a heathen because this is the best coffee I've ever tasted. Those Koreans know what's up!

Amazon.com : Rosebud Mocha Coffee Mix (12gx100pack) : Instant Coffee : Grocery Gourmet Food
 

Abefroman

Naxxramas 1.0 Raider
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does it kill them? or do you just blind them and then nature takes its course on a blind bird.
Not enough to kill, just scare them away. Was using a cheapy airsoft gun, worked for awhile until they realized it didn't hurt and they just fucking laugh at me now. Also couldn't fire at certain angles in case I missed. Got the idea from some YouTube videos.
 

Borzak

Bronze Baron of the Realm
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Amazon prime sale is July 12th. Wonder if it will suck as bad as last year.
 

Jysin

Ahn'Qiraj Raider
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Amazon prime sale is July 12th. Wonder if it will suck as bad as last year.
Prime sale is like a shitty version of a garage sale. Here's a bunch of junk no one else wanted [to buy], so now it is slightly cheaper but still junk no one cares about.
 

Khane

Got something right about marriage
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$600 and you only got 3 weeks of action? Sounds like my love life.
 

Picasso3

Silver Baronet of the Realm
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I only paid 500 so it wasn't that bad.

Macciatomaniac2 has returned to the shadows in disgust of modern coffeemaking technology
 

Tenks

Bronze Knight of the Realm
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I just bought a NES -> USB adaptor off Amazon. I tried a few NES USB controllers and I couldn't find one that replicated the quality (mostly the D-pad) of the original NES controllers. I have some laying around so figured I'd try this out before I start really digging into research on what the best option is for reproduction NES USB controllers. I remember from my days as a console retard 3rd party controllers notoriously had bad D-pads so I didn't want to keep buying different $12 controllers off Amazon until one wasn't a piece of shit.

After my wife watching the Games Done Quick marathon for a bit last night she really wanted to play some Mario so I booted up my RPI for the first time in a while but the controller frustrated both of us. Mostly her since she sucks as-is and kept blaming the controller on obvious mental mistakes.