The "Shit I just bought" thread

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Seventh

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Here's the dissertation for morons.

Soygen_sl said:
speeding is the goal.
not really
That's the only thing I bothered replying to, to point out that there's difference between "my goal is to speed" and "my goal is to get a heads up in case I am unintentionally speeding and the cop is having a bad day". Then this happened:

blahblahblah_sl said:
pointless bullshit
Let's move on, lads.
 

Void

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I unintentionally masturbate all the time. Makes me wish there was a detector that could warn me I'm doing it. Particularly at work.
 

Ichu

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I was given a Weber Q 120 for camping. I am very excited to not wrestle with uncooperative weather or fires to get some hot food
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Adebisi

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Just bought a pile of spruce 2x4s, plywood, and 3" screws for some garage shelving.
 

Zodiac

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I was given a Weber Q 120 for camping. I am very excited to not wrestle with uncooperative weather or fires to get some hot food
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I've had a Q 120 for like a year now, love it. I will actually fire it up over my bigger grill if i'm just doing a couple chicken breasts or something for just myself.
 

Ichu

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My big grill is having heating issues. I tried cleaning the element but it's not doing much better. I was thinking of using this as an alternative until I can replace the element since it showed up.
 

fris

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when i was younger, i got a ton of speeding tickets, 1000s of dollars in fines paid on multiple occasions. i eventually got a radar detector, and it saved me a few tickets for sure. it also gave me one. i was speeding, not much over, it went off and i assumed i was in the 'no big deal' range of speeding. cop saw my detector and pulled out. as he was writing my ticket, he laughed that he loved giving people tickets that had them. i've been driving and seen a detector go from complete silence to full WTF a cop is right in front of you! I don't know if this is true, but some radars can do instant on. so if you're in light traffic, it might not save you and encourage the cop to not let you off.

i rarely to more than 10 over the limit anymore. once i usually have kids in the car and the toll roads in my area having a limit of 80 mph.

the idea that a detector using gps and social media data to improve accuracy to reduce false positives and know of potential speed traps is very tempting to get a new one again
 

Joeboo

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I drive exactly 7 MPH over the limit at all times. 62 in a 55, 37 in a 30, 77 in a 70, whatever. I figure the vast majority of cops aren't going to pull you over if you aren't speeding by double-digits(unless you're doing something else stupid to go with it), and that leaves enough room for slight error. The 3 speeding tickets I received as a teenager were all for 11-12mph over the speed limit. Learned my lesson right there.
 
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I drive exactly 7 MPH over the limit at all times. 62 in a 55, 37 in a 30, 77 in a 70, whatever.
just fyi if you visit MA our highways run 65 mph typically, so that puts you in the middle lane. please remember this, left lane = 80 or gtfo. (i dont drive in the left lane)
 

Falstaff

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just fyi if you visit MA our highways run 65 mph typically, so that puts you in the middle lane. please remember this, left lane = 80 or gtfo. (i dont drive in the left lane)
this goes for every state.

I've had cops tell me they won't pull anyone over unless they are going more than 15 over the speed limit. I assume everyone is different.

I had a radar detector in high school and the two times I got pulled over with it, I just ripped it off the windshield quickly and threw it in my center console.
 

taebin

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Some cops are more prone to write a ticket up if they see one as opposed to letting you off with a warning to slow down.