The Witcher 4

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Well, making her ugly as fuck was accomplished

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I can't fap to that.nOo noooooo no can do.

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From a couple years ago, small chance this will be a Epic Games exclusive too:

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Its a polish company lead by a bunch of polocks. Poland is pretty based and religious when it comes to the gay shit. So the CEO, or whomever that was, might just be speaking out of both sides of the mouth to appease the wokists. Who the fuck knows? There was some gay shit in Cyberpunk but it wasnt in your face for the most part. The witcher 3, I dont remember there being gay tranny shit. And both were really good games. Its funny how much of this shit one will overlook if the game is actually good, lol. But anyway, well see with W4.
Poland voted in gays in 2023 and they are probably gonna legalize gay marriage soon. So lmao no.
 
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Ciri looks "off" in the trailer. Too many sweet rolls? Not using the same voice actor.

I'm sure Geralt will be in the first 10 minutes of the game so they can kill him with a 9 iron.
 
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Playing as the teleporting around Ciri in Witcher 3 was fun, but it looks like they will need to ret-con a whole bunch of shit to make her have more/varied powers in order to make an interesting game with her as the main protagonist.

4Chan as a source is dubious at best, but the autists seem to have a decent break down with the lore(?):

Not because she's a woman, but because it breaks the lore. Women witchers go against established facts(Gwent already ruined this with their female witchers supposedly being made in the Cat school). In the books child Ciri was supposed to be a problem child because no girl has ever been successfully made into a witcher, iirc nobody really tried, plus there were no mages wiling to do it when Ciri was at Kaer Morhen. It was ambiguous if she could even be made into one, with mortality rate strongly discouraging Geralt and co. She did take magic lessons though. And then she grew up.​
Ciri is an adult. All witcher trials, changes, and mutations can only be done on prepubescent children. And yet, for some RETARDED reason, she's now able to drink toxic witcher potions - potions that are DEADLY to humans, you can see real examples of potion poisoned people in games. The brain damaged girl from the prologue, or the situation where Geralt refuses to give a guy with a broken leg a potion. Or the gear hunt story with some peasant stealing a witcher's potions and accidentally offing himself. And it's not even a Swallow or Golden Oriole or some other inoffensive potion, it's Cat, the one that heavily changes your eyeballs. Eyeballs that have to be mutated to be able to take it...​
Another thing, magic. Ciri is a Source, meaning she could be a sorceress, but she gave up her magic when she was dying in a desert. It was an event in the books, she can't cast normal spells, all she has is her "gift", the teleport and planeswalking. No, not even the signs would work, you need some basic magic aptitude for that, otherwise you'd have generic bandits throwing signs at you. It's another thing witcher mutations just give you, actual magicians make fun of these weaksauce spells. And Ciri was never able to throw signs even when she had access to magic.​
She's a good fighter, she did train with witchers and knows about monsters, but she doesn't have a witcher's healing factor, the superhuman reflexes, senses, etc. She did eat some special mushrooms back when she was training, but those are for stimulated muscle growth and endurance in preparation for actual grasses, again, you can refer to the books.​
Medallions aren't magical. The witcher's senses passively warn him of danger, and it focuses on the necklace. There's an entire chapter where Geralt works without the medallion and gets an actual magical replacement that gives him a magical decoy. It's the reason W3 Ciri wears her medallion on her belt, it does nothing for her, because her body doesn't subconsciously detect the miniscule changes in breathing or body language indicating danger.​
This means the writing is going to be liquid shit that reaches for tired tropes like time travel or changing past events, or makes special chosen child Ciri so special she can freely chug gut-melting potions and cancel all her previous bad choices instead of having to live with them. An anti-thesis to what Witcher series is about.​
I know the trailer isn't the final game, details might change but... Her cheeks look fat, her face, jaw, nose in general look wider. Her eyes are obviously different too.​
Next, her actual gift. She's bonkers OP. W3 has the explanation that she can't just jump around wherever she wants because the Wild Hunt follows her to other worlds, but now they're gone and she can use this power freely. And it's not like she's even bad at it anymore, the elf taught her the necessary basics already. She does have a problem with her emotions turning her into a magic nuke, apparently no longer a concern. So she's a literal unstoppable goddess."​
 
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Nothing to see here CDPR is still based right guys?



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Its was always gonna be Ciri you're just being a fohbro with too much toxic masculinity.

I can't wait to revisit this thread in 2 years and dunk on all these faggots that aren't even the least bit skeptical.
 
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Its was always gonna be Ciri you're just being a fohbro with too much toxic masculinity.

I can't wait to revisit this thread in 2 years and dunk on all these faggots that aren't even the least bit skeptical.

you guys seem to lack the ability to see in anything nuanced but everything binary which is funny cause the faggots think that everything is binary but gender.

this isn’t a two sided battle.

no one is here saying that you can’t be skeptical. In fact many non retards are pointing out the failures of Cyberpunk as a legit concern with the studio.

changing to a new main character and how they adapt that character into a Witcher role is a legit concern, but all you’ve seen is a video with no gameplay or story so you can’t really glean much if anything from this.

no one is even pushing back on skepticism. I likely won’t buy this since I just don’t like playing as female characters.

the only pushback is people pointing out that you limber dick cocksuckers are getting all pussy hurt about Ciri being made the lead character, which has been pretty much the arc of the entire books and games. You fucking mongoloid retards can’t even complain without it being retarded shit. Ciri being made the main character isn’t a DEI swap. Geralt going away has been the plan all along. If they just called this Witcher: Lady of the Lake or some other sci-fi reference would you think it’s DEI? This is a new game trilogy following the daughter of the main character of the last games who has been a focal point of the entire series. Gerald’s entire story and life has been about Ciri since he got the surprise gift or whatever that tied his fate and hers together. This isn’t a gears of war swap that dumped the male leads to go girl power out of

this game might be ok, it might suck, it’s might be the worst woke shit you ever saw. But you aren’t basing that off anything besides being a bunch of edgy as fuck boomers and that’s such a cool fucking thing to be bro.

we all hate the woke shit. We all shit on it. But yall fuckers have been hammers too damn long and see everything as nail.
 
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People in this very thread citing “the art style” as proof of some woke mind virus shit despite seeing NO actual game art or video. Just a shitty trailer. Remember Witcher 3, arguably the greatest game of all time and how none of the trailers video or art looked anything like the game.

but yeah, art style.

I hope you all choke on dilators.
 
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The only consistent art style that takes female characters and makes them look chunk and is legit is - Lego
 

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Hahahaha oh that is always a sure true first sign of a DEI splash hit

so the notoriously woke faggot forums on steam are somehow indicative of CDPR?

so people go to a tranny run forum and act shocked that the trannies with no affliation to anything besides being Reddit and steam mods is the bar now? Yeesh.

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Wasn't one of the endings in Blood and Wine that Ciri becomes a Witcher?
 

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Actually cyberpunk is the biggest reason we should be optimistic. CDPRs best game, with limited dei shite. There are plenty of strong females, but nothing egregious and nothing that turned me off (though plenty that turned me on!). Ciri does look off in that trailer (fatter, Jew nose etc) but I have nothing but good will towards the studio. If Elden ring didn’t exist I’d say cp2077 is the best aaa game the last ten years.
 
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We should play bingo with this. Squares like "tranny gives his life story" and "cow woman with the face splotches" maybe "uses modernisms like "opressor" and ,"culture"
 
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Wasn't one of the endings in Blood and Wine that Ciri becomes a Witcher?

Yeah and the show also points to that “path” being the path of show/game

It’s not that she “wants to be a ‘Witcher’ “ as in Witcher in practice of going around slaying monsters bla bla… its the “magical” aspects of what a “Witcher” is that have been canonically established as having various forces and stuff around it… that are, as explained, thrown out the window on perhaps, merely “female time”!

But yes it’s all conjecture.
 

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We should play bingo with this. Squares like "tranny gives his life story" and "cow woman with the face splotches" maybe "uses modernisms like "opressor" and ,"culture"

every single point you made was part of the Witcher 3

You guys have become parody.