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Never played a Witcher game, but I'm glad it only took two decades for people to finally admit that theres something off about a man roleplaying as a female character

Yes, I'm looking at you, "I played a girl in EQ cause I like to look at asspixels".
I remember distinctly thinking it was weird back then too. Though that was probably largely influenced by the one guy who played a female char in a guild I was in incessantly talking about wanting to fuck his cousin and posting pictures of her and asking people how hot she was. Can't remember his name, but was some female dark elf sk on emarr server.
 
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Aldarion

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It was so fuckin gay especially how they tried to cover it with a thin veneer of heterosexuality

"No no really I'm pretending to be a girl cause I like looking at my digital female body cause I'm so straight"
 
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Cybsled

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As opposed to

"I only play as men because I like to look at big, muscular dudes all day"
 
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Siliconemelons

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Witchers are marginal characters in the world anyway. They live on the edge of society as "good monsters" to keep the worse monsters away. A female witcher fits in nicely, especially with her magic abilities. Many of you could benefit from playing a female character who crushes the heads of serpents. Maybe it will help cure your protestant disease.

Next time i am by you on the road ill honk and say hi, sorry was in a hurry to..something

I grew up with Samus, dont know where your getting vidya gamers never had females!
 

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Burns

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If your looking at your character in third person games long enough to notice their ass instead of everything else that's happening in the game, then your playing on a difficulty made for retards or one of those fags that spends real money on cosmetics.
 
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Talos

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Next time i am by you on the road ill honk and say hi, sorry was in a hurry to..something

I grew up with Samus, dont know where your getting vidya gamers never had females!
I think you quoted the wrong post. Or one of us is having a stroke.
 

Siliconemelons

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I think you quoted the wrong post. Or one of us is having a stroke.
“Many of you could benefit from playing a female character…”

That was my reply in terms of Samus

The pic was just because I saw the truck and thought of u bro
 
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Rajaah

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It was so fuckin gay especially how they tried to cover it with a thin veneer of heterosexuality

"No no really I'm pretending to be a girl cause I like looking at my digital female body cause I'm so straight"
As opposed to

"I only play as men because I like to look at big, muscular dudes all day"

Putting aside the age-old "whom is gayer than whom" debate, I always had an issue with men playing as female characters in EQ because it's a multiplayer game where people are going to interact with you differently based on how you present to them.

It's one thing if somebody I know, who I know is a guy, has characters that are female, that's whatever. It's another when I'm talking to random people and have no idea what I'm talking to.

I usually play as female characters in 1P games when given a choice, at least if they're attractive to look at. So not so much in Souls games, but Jen Zi from Jade Empire comes to mind. However I play as male characters in MMOs where you have other people playing/interacting and so forth. It's pretty weird not to when you're anonymous. "Free stuff" and "looking at lady ass" have never really jived with me much. But, ya know, to each their own, autogynephilia is a real condition.
 

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I did a chick in age of Conan because you could run around topless and chop people's heads off with your tits out.
 
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jayrebb

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I did a chick in age of Conan because you could run around topless and chop people's heads off with your tits out.

Unfortunately the AOC relaunch and emulator only peaked at 100ish people and is lucky to get 10-15 people concurrent. LOTRO on the other hand still pulls 20-30k logins a week.
 
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Bald Brah

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Unfortunately the AOC relaunch and emulator only peaked at 100ish people and is lucky to get 10-15 people concurrent. LOTRO on the other hand still pulls 20-30k logins a week.

I meant back in the day, not recently. That and BG3 are the only mainstream games I can recall letting you play naked characters. Although BG3 really amped it up with the floppy penises.
 

Cybsled

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Unfortunately the AOC relaunch and emulator only peaked at 100ish people and is lucky to get 10-15 people concurrent. LOTRO on the other hand still pulls 20-30k logins a week.

Probably because the game was ass after you left the noob island. That MMO was such a fucking bait and switch.
 
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Chris

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I feel like it's too early for any drama about a main character and gender change?

Female V was much better than Male V in Cyberpunk.
 
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Bald Brah

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Probably because the game was ass after you left the noob island. That MMO was such a fucking bait and switch.

Yeah lol. So much good content in the beginning. Nothing but emptiness and gank squads once you journey on.
 
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Zindan

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I can't take your opinion seriously. There is a clear presidence for what Ciri looks like, and this version has clearly undergone a change. It is undeniable, and was done intentionally (not saying maliciously). If the previous Ciri did not exist, then sure, I would agree that this version looks "fine"...I guess. My first thought when she was shown was not Ciri at all, but rather an uglier version of Lagertha from Vikings. She has similar facial structure, just thicker and less feminine.
 
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Bald Brah

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I can't take your opinion seriously. There is a clear presidence for what Ciri looks like, and this version has clearly undergone a change. It is undeniable, and was done intentionally (not saying maliciously). If the previous Ciri did not exist, then sure, I would agree that this version looks "fine"...I guess. My first thought when she was shown was not Ciri at all, but rather an uglier version of Lagertha from Vikings. She has similar facial structure, just thicker and less feminine.

This version, a hardened dyke, is what appeals to the fat middle aged women working at a software development company. To the paying customers not so much.
 
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Cybsled

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I can't take your opinion seriously. There is a clear presidence for what Ciri looks like

In an older version of a game, yes. But lets not forget we had people blasting how Tifa looked in the recent FF7 games vs. her PS1 model, saying that she was flat because a shitty low polygon model with pyramid tits was the comparison point.

End of the day, this is a cinematic cutscene. She may look like the cutscene when the game comes out, she may not. As others have pointed out, Geralt and Yennefer looked very different than their teaser trailer counterparts in the actual game release
 
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