The Witcher 4

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Jais

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They could have gone back in time, more monsters, more Witchers, more kill monsters.

I've read the books, I've played all the games. Give me young Vesimer, or Lambert or Eskel. The lore is rich with strong females.

I'm often dumb but I'm not sure many young girls are seeking representation in a Polish fantasy world.
 
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Witchers are marginal characters in the world anyway. They live on the edge of society as "good monsters" to keep the worse monsters away. A female witcher fits in nicely, especially with her magic abilities. Many of you could benefit from playing a female character who crushes the heads of serpents. Maybe it will help cure your protestant disease.
 
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"wHy aRe tHeY fOcUsInG oN cIrI?"

This is from nearly a decade ago lol

 
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Jais said:
They could have gone back in time, more monsters, more Witchers, more kill monsters.

I've read the books, I've played all the games. Give me young Vesimer, or Lambert or Eskel. The lore is rich with strong females.

I'm often dumb but I'm not sure many young girls are seeking representation in a Polish fantasy world.
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Their rights don’t allow them to do any existing characters before the first game. The author is very protective of his IP and won’t let them alter anything before or during his books. Only after.

he’s been more open to shows and movies telling other stories in the world but has been ham stringing the games studios with anything but post book’s content. He’s explicitly denied a vesemir prequel. So no, they couldn’t do any of that.

choices were

continue the series they have been making

or

make new shit that takes place after Witcher 3 with All new characters that makes less sense than the first option
 
Rajaah

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Bald Brah said:
I can't believe how many cock gargling tranny loving faggots are in this thread. Let's turn a game about a big macho brutish swordsman who can cleave through monster skulls with ease...

To a dainty little tomboyish elf maiden.

Yeah Boi! I wonder if she's pegging dudes in the game like Geralt was having 3 ways with hot pussy. Can't wait to play this new version!
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Did Geralt actually have any 3-ways? I thought they teased it but didn't actually deliver, like Trish/Yennifer had him tied up and were going to have a 3-way with him and instead just left him there, or something played for comedy like that.

I doubt Ciri will peg anybody, this isn't Bioware.
 
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Springbok said:
Actually cyberpunk is the biggest reason we should be optimistic. CDPRs best game, with limited dei shite. There are plenty of strong females, but nothing egregious and nothing that turned me off (though plenty that turned me on!). Ciri does look off in that trailer (fatter, Jew nose etc) but I have nothing but good will towards the studio. If Elden ring didn’t exist I’d say cp2077 is the best aaa game the last ten years.
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This is my stance. Their last game was great imo, so I am cautiously optimistic. The writing could sink it easily if they turned into some propaganda politics push.
 
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These people sure are ban-happy. NO DISSENT ALLOWED, CITIZEN.

Don't they know that pushing white supremacist extremist incels out just causes the WSEIs to gravitate towards more extreme communities where they become even more dangerous and extremist with their harmful problematic opinions?
 
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mkopec

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These people sure are ban-happy. NO DISSENT ALLOWED, CITIZEN.

Don't they know that pushing white supremacist extremist incels out just causes the WSEIs to gravitate towards more extreme communities where they become even more dangerous and extremist with their harmful problematic opinions?
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I dont see that post as being an extremist problematic opinion. Unless youre CDPR, lol.
 
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Cybsled

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Ever notice how all these posts use the unflattering images where most of the trailer looks fine? It's almost like they have an agenda, the same thing they all cry about the game having one of lol
 
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Ever notice how all these posts use the unflattering images where most of the trailer looks fine? It's almost like they have an agenda, the same thing they all cry about the game having one of lol
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Post a flattering image of her current look then.
 
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She looks fine
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People who think she looks fine are probably just closet homos. They've manified her face, though its not as obvious as most of the tran propaganda so called "female" leads as of late. In red the prominence at the top of the nose is bulging disgustingly like a males. In orange the prominence of the brow ridge is male-looking. In blue the depth of the jawline is a male feature. In yellow the width of the front of the chin is far too wide for a normal female.

They did set her eyes and lips to be more female looking, which is probably what's fooling some of you.

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I don't know how these abnormalities can't stick out like a sore thumb to people, when she doesn't even have tits to distract your gaze.
 
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Never played a Witcher game, but I'm glad it only took two decades for people to finally admit that theres something off about a man roleplaying as a female character

Yes, I'm looking at you, "I played a girl in EQ cause I like to look at asspixels".
 
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