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Cybsled

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Aaron said:
He's set for life... until some golddigger manages to nail him and spends half his wealth until she's bored of him, then divorces and takes the other half. It'll happen. Trust me. It's a tale as old as time.
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I think he mentioned on stream that for a first date, it's always Taco Bell or something like that

That's probably a good initial filter for all but the most committed

The 2nd filter was the filthy state of his house
 
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Aaron

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Seeing as he's cleaned his house, it means there is only one filter. And there will come a time when some lady will risk morning-after diarrhea in exchange for access to his wallet, so there goes the other filter.
 
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Chysamere

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Aaron said:
He's set for life... until some golddigger manages to nail him and spends half his wealth until she's bored of him, then divorces and takes the other half. It'll happen. Trust me. It's a tale as old as time.
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OU Ariakas

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Maybe, just maybe, he could find a girl that wants to be a PARTNER to him that enjoys cleaning, cooking, and taking care of someone else. If he tried to find that type of woman instead of these pinups that he sees online then maybe the outcome would be different. I mean, look at the type of girl he dates; they are the most exaggerated forms of bimbo that have obviously sacrificed their personalities and morals (if they ever had any) to make money off their bodies.

TLDR; he needs to start looking for a different kind of woman, one that compliments him.
 
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Chysamere

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Honestly he needs to find a woman at church. That's the kind of traditional relationship he's into.
 
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Kirun

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Chysamere said:
Honestly he needs to find a woman at church. That's the kind of traditional relationship he's into.
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Exactly.

He needs to find an 18 year old, tight vagina, never used, free of diseases, with a strong adoration, love, and worship of our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ.
 
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Harshaw

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OU Ariakas said:
Maybe, just maybe, he could find a girl that wants to be a PARTNER to him that enjoys cleaning, cooking, and taking care of someone else. If he tried to find that type of woman instead of these pinups that he sees online then maybe the outcome would be different. I mean, look at the type of girl he dates; they are the most exaggerated forms of bimbo that have obviously sacrificed their personalities and morals (if they ever had any) to make money off their bodies.

TLDR; he needs to start looking for a different kind of woman, one that compliments him.
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Well he went Asian. He just needs a good jungle Asian and not some Americanized one.
 
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Burns

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Harshaw said:
Well he went Asian. He just needs a good jungle Asian and not some Americanized one.
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Imported jungle Asians are a package deal. Do you really think a dude like Asmond could take a whole jungle Asian family living with him?
 
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Harshaw

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Burns said:
Imported jungle Asians are a package deal. Do you really think a dude like Asmond could take a whole jungle Asian family living with him?
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You act like that is a bad thing for him. It would still be cheaper than any of the women he would find in his bubble. Those relatives would also treat him like a king. Or just go Filipino and she would just send money back. Lol
 
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TJT

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Animosity said:
You don’t need to buy a mansion but you don’t need to live in a in a lower quality than Value Village.
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I am like 99% certain Asmon lives in a now wealthy area of South Austin. He doesn't live in Value Village he just lives in an old house he never updated while the world around him all got bought up. Houses torn down and replaced with much nicer newer houses. While he's still in the same old 1960s-1970s house he's in. Guaranteed it has a fireplace and some other stuff you don't see in newer houses around here.
 
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Cybsled

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Chysamere said:
Honestly he needs to find a woman at church. That's the kind of traditional relationship he's into.
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He got in trouble to begin with because he has a disdain for religion. He's a self admitted atheist

Plus he lives in Texas - 99% of the church choices are going to be southern baptist or evangelical. I haven't been down there in forever, but my core memory of one town was that it was like a ratio of 5:1 churches/shitty franchise restaurants and there were a lot of franchise restaurants. One of my out of state relatives tried skateboarding on Sunday and the looks he got from people in that town you'd think he sacrificed a goat to Satan lol
 
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BoozeCube

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You American Inventors are way to invested in this guys life. This discussion should be about shitlibs who work at Twitch and their completely unhinged takes on who and how they ban.
 
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Burns

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Harshaw said:
You act like that is a bad thing for him. It would still be cheaper than any of the women he would find in his bubble. Those relatives would also treat him like a king. Or just go Filipino and she would just send money back. Lol
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Good for him and what he can handle are not the same thing.

Also, the only white dude I've known who had a Filipino wife was a guy I worked with in college and it didn't seem to work out too well for him. He retired from the Navy, had one kid with her, and everything seemed good when I knew them (kid was around 10 at that time). Then she brought over her mother and about a year or two after I changed jobs, I hear he had a super messy divorce and was in bad shape.
 
Palum

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BoozeCube said:
You American Inventors are way to invested in this guys life. This discussion should be about shitlibs who work at Twitch and their completely unhinged takes on who and how they ban.
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Para social relationships in here
 
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TJT

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Cybsled said:
He got in trouble to begin with because he has a disdain for religion. He's a self admitted atheist

Plus he lives in Texas - 99% of the church choices are going to be southern baptist or evangelical. I haven't been down there in forever, but my core memory of one town was that it was like a ratio of 5:1 churches/shitty franchise restaurants and there were a lot of franchise restaurants. One of my out of state relatives tried skateboarding on Sunday and the looks he got from people in that town you'd think he sacrificed a goat to Satan lol
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There's plenty of Catholic churches in the Austin area dude.

Come now.
 
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TJT

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Burns said:
Good for him and what he can handle are not the same thing.

Also, the only white dude I've known who had a Filipino wife was a guy I worked with in college and it didn't seem to work out too well for him. He retired from the Navy, had one kid with her, and everything seemed good when I knew them (kid was around 10 at that time). Then she brought over her mother and about a year or two after I changed jobs, I hear he had a super messy divorce and was in bad shape.
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Those can be hit or miss. Kinda pretty Filipinas know to prey upon soldiers in Korea, Japan, Philippines, etc. As its a guaranteed ticket to the USA. Dumbasses usually get got by it because they're stupid and fall for it without seeing the signs.

That being said, for every complete failure dumpster fire relationship like that between soldier and Filipina/Asian there's also a good one. Friend of mine when I was in the Army was one of three kids born to an Army soldier and a trashy Korean woman. Somehow they're still together lol.
 
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Uriel

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Ideally you want an Asian woman born in the US, but raised in a more traditional home with working class fobby parents, so they can see both sides and hopefully take the best of both worlds.
 
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TheBeagle

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Most church goers in metro areas of Texas go to the non- denominational "community" churches. Bible thumping evangelicals are simply not a majority any more. Why do faggot liberals think all Christians are still stuck in the 1980's?
 
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