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Chukzombi

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Qhue

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Are we watching the same show? Like three times now she's asked a room full of decorated military officers and fbi agents if anyone is getting her a coffee yet. Might as well just name her character 'entitled millennial bitch'

If she had a mustache, she'd be twirling it. It's not subtle.

She asked the first military dude if she could get a cup of coffee right after arriving at the base and right after he said several dickish and dismissive things about her with non-responses to her questions.

Then at the end of the scene where Director Evil is asking for any Intel on what's going on and she reveals that they were able to pick up the sitcom broadcast she sits back after everyone scurries away if she could get that cup of coffee as in 'okay despite you being assholes to me I just gave you your first actual breakthrough...your welcome'.

At no other time does she ask for a cup of coffee much less to a room full of decorated people AND she's very nice to Jimmy Woo, who is not only the only person who calls her Dr Lewis instead of 'miss' but also is the one person who thanks her and says 'great work'.

I think yer projecting a bit much there fella.
 
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j00t

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yeah. comparing darcy to joffrey is...

i mean, did some big breasted monotone millennial hurt you?
 
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joz123

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She asked the first military dude if she could get a cup of coffee right after arriving at the base and right after he said several dickish and dismissive things about her with non-responses to her questions.

Then at the end of the scene where Director Evil is asking for any Intel on what's going on and she reveals that they were able to pick up the sitcom broadcast she sits back after everyone scurries away if she could get that cup of coffee as in 'okay despite you being assholes to me I just gave you your first actual breakthrough...your welcome'.

At no other time does she ask for a cup of coffee much less to a room full of decorated people AND she's very nice to Jimmy Woo, who is not only the only person who calls her Dr Lewis instead of 'miss' but also is the one person who thanks her and says 'great work'.

I think yer projecting a bit much there fella.
She's not going to fuck you.
 
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Loser Araysar

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She asked the first military dude if she could get a cup of coffee right after arriving at the base and right after he said several dickish and dismissive things about her with non-responses to her questions.

Then at the end of the scene where Director Evil is asking for any Intel on what's going on and she reveals that they were able to pick up the sitcom broadcast she sits back after everyone scurries away if she could get that cup of coffee as in 'okay despite you being assholes to me I just gave you your first actual breakthrough...your welcome'.

At no other time does she ask for a cup of coffee much less to a room full of decorated people AND she's very nice to Jimmy Woo, who is not only the only person who calls her Dr Lewis instead of 'miss' but also is the one person who thanks her and says 'great work'.

I think yer projecting a bit much there fella.

Thats how I saw the whole thing. She was being nice and helpful and the military guys were being dismissive dickheads to her
 
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j00t

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Yes that is exactly what happened. Outside of like, war machine (and even he has his moments) the military are all dickheads. Monica doesn't really count because we met her character as a child, so we don't really associate her as military. Same with Captain America. We met him as a civilian and it's his non-dickishness that makes him worthy of the super soldier serum.
 

Aldarion

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She asked the first military dude if she could get a cup of coffee right after arriving at the base and right after he said several dickish and dismissive things about her with non-responses to her questions.

Then at the end of the scene where Director Evil is asking for any Intel on what's going on and she reveals that they were able to pick up the sitcom broadcast she sits back after everyone scurries away if she could get that cup of coffee as in 'okay despite you being assholes to me I just gave you your first actual breakthrough...your welcome'.

At no other time does she ask for a cup of coffee much less to a room full of decorated people AND she's very nice to Jimmy Woo, who is not only the only person who calls her Dr Lewis instead of 'miss' but also is the one person who thanks her and says 'great work'.

I think yer projecting a bit much there fella.
Its ok friend, I did acknowledge she has nice tits. I don't think she's gonna fuck you anyway.
 
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Ossoi

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yeah, when they started quoting moments from Endgame, i threw up a little, there is some weak writing here, as you can see by the sitcom stuff and they didnt dump exposition with any finesse either. just blop, here it is. whatever, just happy this is starting to move along and the sitcom stuff is more or less over. the x ray stuff is probably foreshadowing that she is going to be the next Captain Marvel and Harshaw Harshaw will have to cry because his gf is getting kicked out!

Apocalyptic event is retconned and everyone that vanished returned, getting revenge on the perpetrator in the process.

Of course your average person is going to know how the battle went down
 

Chukzombi

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Apocalyptic event is retconned and everyone that vanished returned, getting revenge on the perpetrator in the process.

Of course your average person is going to know how the battle went down
well, since the entire area was bombed to fuck and there werent any networks filming it, i'm going to say, the only way they could know thats what actually happened is they saw Endgame in the theater or they got a second hand story from someone who was sitting around with a thumb up their ass instead of fighting Thanos's crew.
 
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Ossoi

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well, since the entire area was bombed to fuck and there werent any networks filming it, i'm going to say, the only way they could know thats what actually happened is they saw Endgame in the theater or they got a second hand story from someone who was sitting around with a thumb up their ass instead of fighting Thanos's crew.

 

Sevens

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well, since the entire area was bombed to fuck and there werent any networks filming it, i'm going to say, the only way they could know thats what actually happened is they saw Endgame in the theater or they got a second hand story from someone who was sitting around with a thumb up their ass instead of fighting Thanos's crew.
Or when the Avengers were debriefed all this information came out
I mean there were hundreds (if not thousands) of people fighting on the Avengers side.
 

Aldarion

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Oh it was a gay dude white knighting the entitled millennial bitch? how terribly surprising
 
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Qhue

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Well she didn't get snapped so she's had 5 years to finish her dissertation
 
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Phazael

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Chuck you should just go back and rewatch your Michael Bay movies since that seems more your speed.
 
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Chukzombi

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Chuck you should just go back and rewatch your Michael Bay movies since that seems more your speed.
you know i didnt make that video, right? i also dont watch Michael Bay movies. i walked out of the first transformers movie he did. never watched any of the sequels. but go on, explain how that video is wrong.
 
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