WandaVision

  • Guest, it's time once again for the massively important and exciting FoH Asshat Tournament!



    Go here and give us your nominations!
    Who's been the biggest Asshat in the last year? Give us your worst ones!
chaos

chaos

Buzzfeed Editor
17,324
4,839
His basic premise in the video, assuming I'm not day drinking too much today, is that they draw the story out too much with artificial storyline changes. I don't really care about his Quicksilver comments.

But, I'd disagree. I just watched the whole thing this weekend. It works great if you binge it. i don't feel like they added any filler to make the push to more episodes that he talks about there. The mystery builds through the 50s period and the transition to the 70s period works, both in the show as as a viewer getting a new theme that fits the style of the show. It's just a fun marvel movie instead of a shitty one.
 
  • 4Like
  • 1Solidarity
Reactions: 4 users
Phazael

Phazael

Confirmed Beta Shitlord, Fat Bastard
<Aristocrat╭ರ_•́>
14,803
32,025
And I would add that most media consumers are unable to ease into any sort of story after two decades of Michael Bay Explosions dominating the direction of movies and even TV. Thats fine if you have a short attention span, but the pacing of this show is bad because it is being doled out to people spoiled by binging.
 
  • 4Like
  • 1Garbage
Reactions: 4 users
Araysar

Loser Araysar

Chief Russia Reporter. Stock Pals CEO. Head of AI.
<Gold Donor>
81,654
163,309
Chukzombi said:
you know i didnt make that video, right? i also dont watch Michael Bay movies. i walked out of the first transformers movie he did. never watched any of the sequels. but go on, explain how that video is wrong.
Click to expand...

Lmao at chuk admitting that he paid money to go see a michael bay film in theatres
 
  • 3Worf
  • 2Edgelord
  • 1EyeRoll
Reactions: 6 users
Bruuce

Bruuce

Blackwing Lair Raider
1,540
2,693
chaos said:
I just watched the whole thing this weekend. It works great if you binge it.
Click to expand...
Right. This was the main complaint everyone had with the series. There wasnt an option to do that if youve been watching from the beginning, so everyone who did had 4 weeks of wtf is this. I didnt really mind so much because I could watch eolsen do anything for 20-30minutes and not have a single complaint, but I can understand why people did not enjoy the show for the first month it came out
 
Chukzombi

Chukzombi

Millie's Staff Member
73,145
214,433
Araysar said:
Lmao at chuk admitting that he paid money to go see a michael bay film in theatres
Click to expand...
I said i walked out of the theater, i didnt say i paid for it. when i do movies i usually see 2 or three movies in a day. Now nobody pays for anyone`s movies anymore because you`re all a bunch of shutins.
 
  • 2Garbage
  • 1EyeRoll
  • 1Edgelord
Reactions: 3 users
Araysar

Loser Araysar

Chief Russia Reporter. Stock Pals CEO. Head of AI.
<Gold Donor>
81,654
163,309
Chukzombi said:
I said i walked out of the theater, i didnt say i paid for it. when i do movies i usually see 2 or three movies in a day. Now nobody pays for anyone`s movies anymore because you`re all a bunch of shutins.
Click to expand...

if you didnt pay to see a michael bay movie, then you snuck into a michael bay movie? :emoji_thinking:

thats even worse
 
  • 3Worf
  • 1Like
  • 1Solidarity
Reactions: 4 users
Chukzombi

Chukzombi

Millie's Staff Member
73,145
214,433
Gotta find out why something sucks, first. It wouldnt be fair to prejudge something with no info.
 
  • 1Picard
  • 1Garbage
Reactions: 1 users
Sevens

Sevens

Log Wizard
6,047
19,299
I kind of like this theory, not sure how right it is but its fun.

 
  • 1Like
  • 1Dislike
Reactions: 1 users
Chukzombi

Chukzombi

Millie's Staff Member
73,145
214,433
Sevens said:
I kind of like this theory, not sure how right it is but its fun.

Click to expand...

i was gonna post that yesterday, i thought i would give nu_11 nu_11 a break from the heart attack he has every time i post a Screen Crush video. its a good theory and i think its mostly right. but i also think its possible its some other entity posing as her , not somebody manipulating her to do stuff. amd if Agnes is supposedly Agatha Harkness working for Mephisto or whatever that theory is, then why is she being controlled like everyone else in the town?
 
  • 2Garbage
  • 1Edgelord
Reactions: 2 users
Hoss

Hoss

Make America's Team Great Again
<Gold Donor>
27,654
16,100
Araysar said:
if you didnt pay to see a michael bay movie, then you snuck into a michael bay movie? :emoji_thinking:

thats even worse
Click to expand...

No you still don't get it. He didn't pay and he didn't sneak in. He actually sucked Michael Bay's cock to see it. Then walked out halfway through.
 
  • 2Worf
  • 1Picard
Reactions: 2 users
Hoss

Hoss

Make America's Team Great Again
<Gold Donor>
27,654
16,100
moonarchia said:
So you're saying Michael Bay has a big cock?
Click to expand...

halfway through the movie. I have no doubt chuk was able to handle the entirety of bay's meat sword. Have you seen how sucks the dick of these awful youtubers?
 
  • 1Solidarity
Reactions: 1 user
Chukzombi

Chukzombi

Millie's Staff Member
73,145
214,433
well, that was weird.
how can Scarlet Witch not know how she got there, but actively be aware of what she's doing to the entire town? is nu-pietro some kind of plant? sent by whom? i guess the only people she cant control are other supers. Vision, Pietro, her kids, wouldnt that mean Agnes isnt a super? but she obviouslyis an outsider of some sort. and why would the azn FBI guy fuck his career for Monica and megabitch?
 
  • 1Garbage
Reactions: 1 user
Araysar

Loser Araysar

Chief Russia Reporter. Stock Pals CEO. Head of AI.
<Gold Donor>
81,654
163,309
another crappy episode

3 more turds to squeeze out before you can flush
 
  • 2Edgelord
  • 1Garbage
Reactions: 2 users
Qhue

Qhue

Tranny Chaser
7,646
4,617
Very 90s with the opening and I dig Evan Peters as Uncle Peter.

"I got shot like a chump on the street for no reason at all."

That's some Age of Ultron shade right there!
 
Last edited:
  • 1Like
Reactions: 1 user
Sevens

Sevens

Log Wizard
6,047
19,299
Araysar said:
another crappy episode

3 more turds to squeeze out before you can flush
Click to expand...
I dont get it, you claim you dislike this show and yet you watch every episode. Im beginning to think you like the show and are just trying to troll.
 
  • 1Like
Reactions: 1 user
You must log in or register to reply here.