War with Syria

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chaos

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It was just funny because you have guys like Merlin who have been instructed by the media that this is now too far. Syria has been fucked for years now and the care factory has been closed. But suddenly IT'S GO TIME. Ridiculous.
 

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I could actually believe that coming from Hillary. I could believe that Hillary would advocate action which could result in war because the treatment of women in those societies is abhorent to her. I can see how she would find that to be a responsibility of her power.
She did it before, she will do it again.
 

tad10

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iEh. It's okay. I prefer the Trinity bomb test .gif but I can't find a good one. So whatever.
 

chaos

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The intent of the avatar bet is to shame you upon losing, not to allow you to test run avatars for a couple of weeks to see how you like them.
 

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I bought 2,000 shares of Plochman's today on the off chance that Syria will launch more mustard gas.
 

tad10

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gigantic Key and Peele avatar it is
Since I'm going to win the bet and since I don't want to see Key & Peele even on Tuco, I'm going to go with... Nope.

The is Obama going to bomb Syria bet was a no-brainer, the only interesting part is the spread whether he bombs before/after next Thursday.

The more interesting bet is the: Is Obama going to do more than bomb them after he bombs them bet? Which I would stay away from because I can't tell. I think it's 50/50 that Obama will not be satisfied by one set of missile strikes.

Edit: This as a gif is better

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tad10

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Going to be close. UN saying it needs two weeks to analyze the chemical evidence. So will Obama wait the two weeks so that it can strongarm the UN (or blackmail using NSA data) to saying they're Assad's chemicals before bombing. Or will Obama bomb before the evidence gets analyzed knowing that the attention span of the average American is less than two weeks, so no one will care about the evidence whatever it might be and we'll all be checking out the new Fall TV programs.