Weight Loss Thread

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chaos

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Hipster cupcakes are the absolute worst cupcakes. This place by me made a Dorito and Mt Dew cupcake and I tried it, it was one of the worst things I have ever put in my mouth. And I was in the Navy for 6 years. They did a Baileys cupcake that was similarly not good. Motherfuckers need to keep it simple with this stuff.
 

Lejina

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I like working out too and I encourage people to do it.

But a lot of people pretend like you need to do something special to lose weight. When you don't.
Yeah, well, an extreme example would be to sit on your ass for two weeks watching movies and only drink water and vitamins with no food. Taadaa massive weight loss.
Losing weight is simple, put the fork down.

Actually looking good and/or being in good athletic shape is what can be a lot of work
 

McQueen

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A hipster cupcake place opened up between the climb gym and parking ramp, and handed out free samples a few days a week. Occasionally they'd send an assortment over to the gym. Good times.
 

Noodleface

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I am glad that I have no weakness for sweets (besides soda). My wife's entire family is all about sweets and I can't stand them usually. A hipster cupcake here or there is good enough for me. My weakness is always meat.. which is good.
 

ubiquitrips

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Yeah, pastries in general and / or bread is where I fail. I was on vacation a couple weeks ago and was going to try to stay true to my diet except for my actual anniversary. That was thrown to the wayside the first morning in the face of continental breakfast croissants and danish. They were delicious.
 

Khane

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I am glad that I have no weakness for sweets (besides soda). My wife's entire family is all about sweets and I can't stand them usually. A hipster cupcake here or there is good enough for me. My weakness is always meat.. which is good.
A true bro.
 

chaos

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Me too, bro, me too...

My real weakness has always been meats but I have recently cut back on how much meat I eat, so while grilling a 1.5 lb steak is fun I really can't even eat the whole thing anymore. But I could eat 15 fucking cupcakes if you put them out. And cookies, holy fuck. I've started eating a little piece of dark chocolate most days to kind of stave off any sweet cravings and it works and is negligible calories.
 

Noodleface

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Me too, bro, me too...

My real weakness has always been meats but I have recently cut back on how much meat I eat, so while grilling a 1.5 lb steak is fun I really can't even eat the whole thing anymore. But I could eat 15 fucking cupcakes if you put them out. And cookies, holy fuck. I've started eating a little piece of dark chocolate most days to kind of stave off any sweet cravings and it works and is negligible calories.
Well it's a double-edged sword for me. On the one hand I hate sweets, on the other hand I am diabetic.
 

Himeo

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Talking about cupcakes in the weightloss thread ain't cool bros
I'm on keto and I bring in cupcakes and donuts and cookies to work every week. Up your game brah.

Well it's a double-edged sword for me. On the one hand I hate sweets, on the other hand I am diabetic.
After two months without sugar I lost the taste for it. It holds no appeal after the addiction fades.

For Memorial Day my brother in law cooked up some ribs with a dry rub. I knew when I bit into it I knew immediately that it had sugar on it because I got a strong jolt of saccharine. Damn near spit it out, but decided that would be rude.

Fucker ruined perfectly good meat with that shit. The things I do for family. :/
 

Wuyley_sl

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Try as I might, I can't give up some sort of snacking at work and until recently I was buying those big containers of raw almonds from Target. On my last trip I found other mixes that are fewer in calories like the Zen Party and Tex Mex ones. Are they "better for me" for lack of a better term then the almonds or even though they are less calories are they just empty carbs?

Raw Almonds

Zen Party Mix

Tex Mex Mix