i've had a fitbit for a few months. In that time I've met the daily steps goal 3 times. It's ridiculous how they count steps, so I don't even pay attention to it, but it buzzes when you meet the goal. Saturday night was the last time and it happened while I was railing my wife. Right as I'm about to bust, the watch starts buzzing and I go, "Oh, I met my step goal". We both started laughing and I nearly lost my boner. She thought that was my finishing line. When we can be noisy, I'll generally shout something when I bust, like PREPARE TO RECEIVE MY SEED! or HERE CUM DA JUDGE (my 2 favorites).
BTW, anyone got any good ideas for finishing lines?