What tickles your pickle
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Hoss
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I just got a call from technical support because my computer had a virus. His name was dave, I told him my name was sandeep. Long story short, the scam was to get you to go to a website and download some malware. After he told me the website he asked me what I saw.
"Naked Ladies. "
"What do you see"
"Hold on .... Oh my"
"What exactly do you see"
"I don't think I can say that"
"How did you get naked ladies?"
"Hold on"
"Sir what do you see on your computer?"
"Naked ladies. Why did you send me to a website with naked ladies?"
"OH my lord the hackers have done this to you. you really are hacked"
"Why did you send me to a website with naked ladies. I'm not supposed to see this stuff"
"It was the hackers"
"Hold on. I was just looking at cat pictures and now"
"Your computer really is hacked"
"No you did this. I went to the website you said. Hey is this a joke?"
"No sir this is not a joke you are really hacked" (he laughs a little)
"Is this a joke? Who put you up to this? Was it dave?"
"No sir this is very serious those naked ladies will come out of your computer and start dancing"
"Really? ..... How long will that take?"
"2 hours"
"I can wait that long"
"No sir this is very serious then your computer will catch fire"
"Why did you put naked ladies on my computer? Is this a radio station doing a prank call? Am I on the radio?"
"Sir this is very serious if you are not going to take it serious then you should hang up"
"This is a radio station prank call. Who is it? Am I on the air right now?"
"Why are you wasting my time you should hang up"
"What station is this on?"
I was hoping that he was asking me to hang up because he wasn't allowed to hang up himself. But sadly he was and he did at this point.
"Naked Ladies. "
"What do you see"
"Hold on .... Oh my"
"What exactly do you see"
"I don't think I can say that"
"How did you get naked ladies?"
"Hold on"
"Sir what do you see on your computer?"
"Naked ladies. Why did you send me to a website with naked ladies?"
"OH my lord the hackers have done this to you. you really are hacked"
"Why did you send me to a website with naked ladies. I'm not supposed to see this stuff"
"It was the hackers"
"Hold on. I was just looking at cat pictures and now"
"Your computer really is hacked"
"No you did this. I went to the website you said. Hey is this a joke?"
"No sir this is not a joke you are really hacked" (he laughs a little)
"Is this a joke? Who put you up to this? Was it dave?"
"No sir this is very serious those naked ladies will come out of your computer and start dancing"
"Really? ..... How long will that take?"
"2 hours"
"I can wait that long"
"No sir this is very serious then your computer will catch fire"
"Why did you put naked ladies on my computer? Is this a radio station doing a prank call? Am I on the radio?"
"Sir this is very serious if you are not going to take it serious then you should hang up"
"This is a radio station prank call. Who is it? Am I on the air right now?"
"Why are you wasting my time you should hang up"
"What station is this on?"
I was hoping that he was asking me to hang up because he wasn't allowed to hang up himself. But sadly he was and he did at this point.
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Aamry
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Hoss
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This made me worf. Check out the reviews on each one.
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Brad2770
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Most of my dreams that I have that involve a super power are usually ones where I have a super human jump. Like Hulk. Very controlled, but not to the point I am flying. Two nights ago, I had a dream that I could actually fly. And I was damned good at it too. My tickle was pickled.
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a c i d.f l y
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Were you able to move quickly while flying? Like a bird through trees? Or did it feel like a simulation where you're mostly hovering or moving slowly, or like it feels in an airplane where the experience of velocity is missing?
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Brad2770
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Through the trees and quickly. I was flying close to the ground doing swirls and loops. It was pretty awesome. My first ever dream where I actually flew.
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Hoss
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I have dreams sometimes where I can fly and can't come back to the ground. I try to make it positive but I'm afraid to go outside.
But those don't tickle my pickle. The last dream to do that was one where I had a huge house with a room for everything. Xbox room. Playstation room. Movie room. Sex room. Workout room. Star Wars room. Football room. Etc.
But those don't tickle my pickle. The last dream to do that was one where I had a huge house with a room for everything. Xbox room. Playstation room. Movie room. Sex room. Workout room. Star Wars room. Football room. Etc.
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Aamry
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The dreams I've been remembering lately are me ineffectually punching someone. in dreams my fists feel like pillows.
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Similar experience. The wind up feels powerful, but by the time it reaches the target my mind says, "Is this really worth it?" And contact is barely made. Total limp hit. All the anger and rage and fury I feel is gone mid swing.
Campbell1oo4
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I used to have dreams like that a lot.
Recently I had one where I was at my childhood home, which was two stories and had a roof you could climb to if you shimmied up a weather-vane.
So there were all these zombies around the house and I tried to punch them to death but I couldn't because my punches were too weak. Instead of fighting, I decided to climb up onto the roof and hide there, but the zombies followed me up so I jumped.
I landed on the lawn just as my Dad was coming home and I explained the situation to him. He said, "Watch how it's done."
And he punches one of zombies in the chest and it explodes into smithereens.
For the rest of the dream I went around the property, one shot exploding these zombies with my fists.
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Erronius
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Campbell1oo4
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I haven't been able to find my favorite beer for a few months, so I sent a sad email and a poem to the distributor last night. I got 3 emails from different people at the brewery this morning telling me who nearby has ordered from them recently, and they're also going to send me a few cases of beer and some merch. Pickle super tickled.
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Hoss
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c'mon man. After that you you have to let us read your sappy love letter to hipster beer.