What tickles your pickle
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Guest, it's time once again for the massively important and exciting FoH Asshat Tournament!
Go here and give us your nominations!Who's been the biggest Asshat in the last year? Give us your worst ones!
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I've never had a massage in my life, before yesterday. Back was killing me and I was about to leave work early, but one of the engineers recommended I go get a massage from one of his wife's friends. Showed up at about 330pm and she was a smoking-hot ~45yo woman. She warned me that I'm probably going to feel like hot shit after the massage because of how tight my back and shoulders were, so make sure to drink a lot of water. She just texted me this morning and "Good Boy" gave me half a chubby.
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Just wait until he...accidentally...'shoots' her in the face
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Watching Fraggle Rock with my daughter and this old man in the show is shit-talking his dog and someone on the phone because they don't understand why he's trying to sew a button on a fried egg. Laughing my ass off at this scene.
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Episode 106: The Preachification of Convincing John
Mokey writes in her diary about the time when she had decided that it was wrong to eat Doozer constructions. She tries to persuade the other Fraggles to quit the habit, even though the Doozer sticks that form the constructions are the Fraggles' favorite thing to eat. She goes so far as to enlist...
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Watching Fraggle Rock with my daughter and this old man in the show is shit-talking his dog and someone on the phone because they don't understand why he's trying to sew a button on a fried egg. Laughing my ass off at this scene.
Episode 106: The Preachification of Convincing John
Mokey writes in her diary about the time when she had decided that it was wrong to eat Doozer constructions. She tries to persuade the other Fraggles to quit the habit, even though the Doozer sticks that form the constructions are the Fraggles' favorite thing to eat. She goes so far as to enlist...
That show is so weird, but I loved it as a kid.
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"What? Well how the heck should I know what you'd use it for, I haven't even figured out how to do it yet!" *slam phone back on hook*
This old man needs a modern fan club.
HOLY FUCKING SHIT....I just googled him to find a picture to post here and found this little nugget:
Gerard Parkes - Wikipedia
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@MarkZuckerbergWe need a forum notification ASAP
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Thats just a bullshit excuse. If you were doing your job you would be approving his posts before they went public.
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The master bedroom and the office share a wall. There is a power outlet in the office that is on the same stud as the power outlet my wife plugs her phone into when she goes to bed, which is right at the head of the bed. If I place my ass against the wall, 18 inches above the power outlet, I can loose a fart that reverberates in the wall cavity and sounds like a demon roaring by the time it gets to her. I'm so excited I just figured this out.
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I found him again! I barely missed him doing a Napoleon Dynamite dance right before I started the video, though.
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