What tickles your pickle
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Guest, it's time once again for the massively important and exciting FoH Asshat Tournament!
Go here and give us your nominations!Who's been the biggest Asshat in the last year? Give us your worst ones!
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Kolohe
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I have a reputation at work now because I only take vacation days to work on my yard. Coworkers in Portland think it's the craziest thing ever because they use their PTO to "go hiking" or whatever.
"Bitch, I LIVE in the type of place that you jackasses go to for vacation!"
"Bitch, I LIVE in the type of place that you jackasses go to for vacation!"
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Kolohe
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I didn't tell him this, but I'm going to have an empty house in 2 weeks and I'm all excited that I'm going to be able to paint the patio with anti-slip paint before winter starts. Didn't want to do it while the family is home because I KNOW someone is going to fuck it up.
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Kolohe
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I'm in the dentists office and there's an old, 80ish, couple in here waiting too. I think the guy is blind or something because she's been reading the newspaper out loud to him the whole time.
She reads a paragraph, adds her 2 cents. He mumbles something like "mmmmm hmmmmmm". Then she reads another article. She was just reading on about all the Afghanis coming over and her comment at the end was "....too many darn sand rats for me."
Him - "mmmmm hmmmmm"
So, I started typing that before my name was called, just finished up after leaving and now I gotta go post in the rustled Jimmies thread too....
She reads a paragraph, adds her 2 cents. He mumbles something like "mmmmm hmmmmmm". Then she reads another article. She was just reading on about all the Afghanis coming over and her comment at the end was "....too many darn sand rats for me."
Him - "mmmmm hmmmmm"
So, I started typing that before my name was called, just finished up after leaving and now I gotta go post in the rustled Jimmies thread too....
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Kithani
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Kithani
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Nah just been looking around the country and wondering where people from Portland vacation lol. In the past few hours I have also discovered Oregon's State taxes so I have scratched that off the list anyway!
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Kolohe
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Rural Oregon is like Appalachia. Liberal Oregon is the tip of the Liberal Spear.
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We have a 21 year old drafter named 'Merlin' that's a gigantic nerd, and a 20 year old rodman (field staff) that's a big, dumb shitbird.
Just went to get a cup of coffee when I got into work this morning and overheard Merlin telling big dopey about the differences between vampirism and zombieism. He's going into specific descriptions about each of these contagions while big dopey is just staring at him with a blank face. On my way back from the coffee pot, just before going downstairs, I hear big dopey say "I think I saw a vampire last week, or maybe he was just a homo". Merlin's sister is a lesbian and her wife sits at the desk right next to him (She's a badass and her and her wife come to my UFC parties). I laughed when big dopey said that and she just looked at me, rolled her eyes and said "He's such a fucking idiot" loud enough for everyone to hear. My boss (big dopey's grandpa), that's about 3x as old as all of these clowns, looked up from his paperwork and said "ALL of you are fucking idiots. Shut up and get to work".
Glorious. Feels like the 90s/early 2000s in here.
Just went to get a cup of coffee when I got into work this morning and overheard Merlin telling big dopey about the differences between vampirism and zombieism. He's going into specific descriptions about each of these contagions while big dopey is just staring at him with a blank face. On my way back from the coffee pot, just before going downstairs, I hear big dopey say "I think I saw a vampire last week, or maybe he was just a homo". Merlin's sister is a lesbian and her wife sits at the desk right next to him (She's a badass and her and her wife come to my UFC parties). I laughed when big dopey said that and she just looked at me, rolled her eyes and said "He's such a fucking idiot" loud enough for everyone to hear. My boss (big dopey's grandpa), that's about 3x as old as all of these clowns, looked up from his paperwork and said "ALL of you are fucking idiots. Shut up and get to work".
Glorious. Feels like the 90s/early 2000s in here.
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Log Wizard
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Many years ago, a guy on another forum started an extended warranty business. His signature was I sell worthless paper, and he had car company logos from long defunct car companies on his website. In a shocking twist of fate, he got nabbed for a bunch of federal crimes.
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Oblio
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I feel like I've seen this before... Time of birth is at 2:20 if timestamp didn't work.
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