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Kolohe
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Coworker: "That fucking toilet sucks, man"

Me: "You bitching about the bidget again?"

Coworker: "No, because it clogs up every single time"

Me: "Then use the bidet you fucking heathen! Why you think I installed that thing?"

Coworker: "No thanks. I like to keep my dignity"
 
Haus

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Bandwagon said:
Wife was complaining about uncomfortable pants and I said "you better quit all this complaining before trump takes office"

Much LOL. Highly recommend test driving that on your wife
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Test drive it?

Mrs. Haus Mrs. Haus has told me, multiple times, that she would happily give up her right to vote to stop all the other women..... Woman literally has a shirt that says "Bring Back the Patriarchy" (photos of her, in it, are on here somewhere....)
 
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Kajiimagi

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Haus said:
Test drive it?

Mrs. Haus Mrs. Haus has told me, multiple times, that she would happily give up her right to vote to stop all the other women..... Woman literally has a shirt that says "Bring Back the Patriarchy" (photos of her, in it, are on here somewhere....)
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I'll just search for them.............................oh nevermind.
 
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Took my 6yo daughter to jiujitsu for the first time tonight. She loved it, and the people there are so godamn good with kids. I take her to every single kid thing I can find and the people here are 20x better with kids than anything else I've ever done. I'm so damn jazzed about this gym
 
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Hoss

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Haus said:
Test drive it?

Mrs. Haus Mrs. Haus has told me, multiple times, that she would happily give up her right to vote to stop all the other women..... Woman literally has a shirt that says "Bring Back the Patriarchy" (photos of her, in it, are on here somewhere....)
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Should I look for those pics in the thot thread or the pretty girls thread?

Mrs. Haus Mrs. Haus please help.
 
Haus

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Hoss said:
Should I look for those pics in the thot thread or the pretty girls thread?

Mrs. Haus Mrs. Haus please help.
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Well, since it's a request from a member of the Council of Hôs

Spoilered for glory
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Bandwagon

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Office manager 's 10yo son:

"Did you grow a mustache, Mr. Bandwagon?"

"Sure did. What do you think?"

"Ummmmmm do you want my honest opinion?"

*Laugh* "absolutely"

*Looooooong silence*

"I probably shouldn't say it" *runs away*


Hahahahahaha
 
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