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Coworker: "That fucking toilet sucks, man"

Me: "You bitching about the bidget again?"

Coworker: "No, because it clogs up every single time"

Me: "Then use the bidet you fucking heathen! Why you think I installed that thing?"

Coworker: "No thanks. I like to keep my dignity"
 
Haus

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Wife was complaining about uncomfortable pants and I said "you better quit all this complaining before trump takes office"

Much LOL. Highly recommend test driving that on your wife
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Test drive it?

Mrs. Haus Mrs. Haus has told me, multiple times, that she would happily give up her right to vote to stop all the other women..... Woman literally has a shirt that says "Bring Back the Patriarchy" (photos of her, in it, are on here somewhere....)
 
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Haus said:
Test drive it?

Mrs. Haus Mrs. Haus has told me, multiple times, that she would happily give up her right to vote to stop all the other women..... Woman literally has a shirt that says "Bring Back the Patriarchy" (photos of her, in it, are on here somewhere....)
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I'll just search for them.............................oh nevermind.
 
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Took my 6yo daughter to jiujitsu for the first time tonight. She loved it, and the people there are so godamn good with kids. I take her to every single kid thing I can find and the people here are 20x better with kids than anything else I've ever done. I'm so damn jazzed about this gym
 
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Haus said:
Test drive it?

Mrs. Haus Mrs. Haus has told me, multiple times, that she would happily give up her right to vote to stop all the other women..... Woman literally has a shirt that says "Bring Back the Patriarchy" (photos of her, in it, are on here somewhere....)
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Should I look for those pics in the thot thread or the pretty girls thread?

Mrs. Haus Mrs. Haus please help.
 
Haus

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Should I look for those pics in the thot thread or the pretty girls thread?

Mrs. Haus Mrs. Haus please help.
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Well, since it's a request from a member of the Council of Hôs

Spoilered for glory
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Office manager 's 10yo son:

"Did you grow a mustache, Mr. Bandwagon?"

"Sure did. What do you think?"

"Ummmmmm do you want my honest opinion?"

*Laugh* "absolutely"

*Looooooong silence*

"I probably shouldn't say it" *runs away*


Hahahahahaha
 
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I love snow. I wish we'd get five feet today and another five feet tomorrow.
Snow tickles my pickle. Was out in the woods with my kids on our snomobiles this afternoon and it was a riot. Pond is frozen enough that we could get on there, too. Plowed out a NHL sized spot on the pond and carved a hole for the submersible pump so we can flood the ice and make it better. A couple years ago I put lights up so night games/play would be possible. I love winter. We had just enough snow that I could get out my snowshoes and do my daily workout through the woods. After snowshoeing I stopped at my wood shop where I had lit a fire in the wood stove and made some really good hot chocolate with bourbon (you should try it). A good start to true winter? You bet. I could do this every day.
 
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lurkingdirk said:
I love snow. I wish we'd get five feet today and another five feet tomorrow.
Snow tickles my pickle. Was out in the woods with my kids on our snomobiles this afternoon and it was a riot. Pond is frozen enough that we could get on there, too. Plowed out a NHL sized spot on the pond and carved a hole for the submersible pump so we can flood the ice and make it better. A couple years ago I put lights up so night games/play would be possible. I love winter. We had just enough snow that I could get out my snowshoes and do my daily workout through the woods. After snowshoeing I stopped at my wood shop where I had lit a fire in the wood stove and made some really good hot chocolate with bourbon (you should try it). A good start to true winter? You bet. I could do this every day.
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It's called Alaska it exists
 
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lurkingdirk said:
I love snow. I wish we'd get five feet today and another five feet tomorrow.
Snow tickles my pickle. Was out in the woods with my kids on our snomobiles this afternoon and it was a riot. Pond is frozen enough that we could get on there, too. Plowed out a NHL sized spot on the pond and carved a hole for the submersible pump so we can flood the ice and make it better. A couple years ago I put lights up so night games/play would be possible. I love winter. We had just enough snow that I could get out my snowshoes and do my daily workout through the woods. After snowshoeing I stopped at my wood shop where I had lit a fire in the wood stove and made some really good hot chocolate with bourbon (you should try it). A good start to true winter? You bet. I could do this every day.
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I would rather it be 100F than 50F
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Oh, did I mention I hate winter?
 
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I was kickstarter founder tier for the Clicks Keyboard case - its what has gotten me to use an iPhone.

It’s been, almost a year - and i guess I am rough on it. Some of it seemed kinda like it should not wear as bad as it did…but its a case so… anywho, been thinking of asking if they will warranty it for a while, but lazy…

Then one day getting out of the car - it slips halfway out and gets wedged for a moment- and it breaks at the keyboard spot- not completely- it still works…

So then I go ahead and send support and email then take pictures of all the spots- not the break- I know they wont cover that..

Support said- okay thanks - sending to warranty dept for review… it been almost a week..figured they would say no- then I got a shipping notification and email saying “sorry for the long reply time- your replacement is otw!”

Nice!
 
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One of my christmas traditions is getting drunk and watching the original star wars holiday special. I always find it on youtube. There are versions with no commercials, but I say fuck that shit. The 1978 commercials are half the fun. This year I found a new version. I think it aired in iowa or something. But fuck, the commercials were lit. There was one toy that blew my mind and I wanted one today! You can draw a road on a board and the truck will follow it. They had previews for the upcoming week of TV and I wanted to watch almost every one of the shows. In fact, they plugged one called Flying High, and after the special, I looked it up and watched the pilot. Not bad, but it would have been so much better on skinemax. Oh and the newsbreak. The goddamn Russians have a neutron bomb? What the fuck, why am I just hearing about this?

Did I mention I was drunk? Good times.
 
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Got divorced after 18 years last year. Got my first GF since the split a few weeks ago. Spent last week fucking 3x a day. Went and got a vasectomy today so we can fuck without condoms.
 
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Tortfeasor said:
Got divorced after 18 years last year. Got my first GF since the split a few weeks ago. Spent last week fucking 3x a day. Went and got a vasectomy today so we can fuck without condoms.
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Can I ask how much (if) younger you went? I'm in the market early next year, interested to see what it's like on the other side (I was married for 19.9999, alllmost made it)
 
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