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Siliconemelons

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...and they are the things most people completely skimp on, at least for normal use. I might as well toss car manufacturers on the "most people" heap, too. They are putting genuine shit on vehicles these days. Poor traction, noisy, dead at 20k miles.

When I do brakes, it is new top quality rotors with new matching pads 100% of the time. New calipers if needed, and complete brake fluid flush every 3 years. Best tires for the application = cheapest insurance money can buy.

Life is too short to put up with long stopping distances and getting stuck in bad weather.

They must get some cheap knock off version for OEM's - I have Michelin's that are rated like 50k and they are at wearbar at 17.5k - and you cant pro-rate turn them in because they are OEM... or are all of theirs just drastically not reaching their wear numbers?

Need to get these tires replaced... but kinda worried about not going to the dealer with an EV if they jack it up wrong or something.
 

Haus

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Swapping a battery is easy as hell. 12V batteries aren't particularly dangerous as long as you don't like connect the terminals with a wrench or something. Be sure to get the restraints in the battery box put back right, the battery is restrained for a very good reason.

The beating isn't swapping the battery. That's cake. The beating is that I have to take around half the "felt board" lining out of my trunk to get access, including all those damn plastic 'christmas tree' retaining clips, and remove the real plastic cowl over the trunk latch, just to get access. I will spend 10 minutes swapping battery, and probably an hour and a half disassembling and reassembling my trunk. heh

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The beating isn't swapping the battery. That's cake. The beating is that I have to take around half the "felt board" lining out of my trunk to get access, including all those damn plastic 'christmas tree' retaining clips, and remove the real plastic cowl over the trunk latch, just to get access. I will spend 10 minutes swapping battery, and probably an hour and a half disassembling and reassembling my trunk. heh

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A guy I knew had an old car, had to remove the exhaust manifold to get to the battery. Annual job because exhaust manifold would cook the battery. And then Porsche Cayenne with battery under driver's seat. Real big PITA, that. The Dodge with the battery in the front fender, gotta remove wheel first.
 

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The beating isn't swapping the battery. That's cake. The beating is that I have to take around half the "felt board" lining out of my trunk to get access, including all those damn plastic 'christmas tree' retaining clips, and remove the real plastic cowl over the trunk latch, just to get access. I will spend 10 minutes swapping battery, and probably an hour and a half disassembling and reassembling my trunk. heh

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Fair point. The only cars I've seen with trunk batteries were BMW's and Subarus that had swapped them there, and they were just sitting there mostly exposed.

What car has a factory trunk battery? My porsches had trunk batteries but they were still in the front. :)
 

Haus

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A guy I knew had an old car, had to remove the exhaust manifold to get to the battery. Annual job because exhaust manifold would cook the battery. And then Porsche Cayenne with battery under driver's seat. Real big PITA, that. The Dodge with the battery in the front fender, gotta remove wheel first.
I've also had the fun of dealing with "Oh, you have to remove the wheel, jack the car up high enough, unbolt these 4 bolts and drop the battery down, then put it back up into the car when you're done.

At first I thought this was insane and they were hiring idiotic engineers. Then it really struck me. Car batteries are built to supposedly last 3-5 years normally. In the past that meant you'd be changing out the battery a few times in the lifetime of owning the car (think everything up until the mid 70's). Then around the mid 70's and into 80's they started building cars where it seems the intended goal shifted to "We want them buying a new car every 3-4 years". And if that's the goal then there would be no need for an easy to swap battery as the owner might never swap a battery out. When I thought about that it all started making more sense.
 

Haus

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Fair point. The only cars I've seen with trunk batteries were BMW's and Subarus that had swapped them there, and they were just sitting there mostly exposed.

What car has a factory trunk battery? My porsches had trunk batteries but they were still in the front. :)
Well sir... Allow me to introduce to you the 2017 Cadillac CTS vSport....
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Honestly this will give me a chance to redo some things I've wanted to do in the trunk anyways. Like adding a controlled 12v port so I can have a charger/things in the trunk when needed. As well as a minor modification/conversation to the underdeck storage area (*cough*adding a locking pistol box bolted to the deck*cough*)
 

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Well sir... Allow me to introduce to you the 2017 Cadillac CTS vSport....
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Honestly this will give me a chance to redo some things I've wanted to do in the trunk anyways. Like adding a controlled 12v port so I can have a charger/things in the trunk when needed. As well as a minor modification/conversation to the underdeck storage area (*cough*adding a locking pistol box bolted to the deck*cough*)
Yea that looks like a pain in the ass, hah. Have fun with that.
 

Aamry

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I'll try to post photos and potentially a recording of my profanity laden commentary of the process....
It shouldn't be THAT hard to remove that panel.

The Dodge Intrepid battery was inside the front passenger side wheel well as I recall. Similar to the Ford Maverick it's behind the wheel well
 

Burren

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Speaking of wheels; OEM set went off to powder coat today to become “White Gold”

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Haus

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It shouldn't be THAT hard to remove that panel.

The Dodge Intrepid battery was inside the front passenger side wheel well as I recall. Similar to the Ford Maverick it's behind the wheel well
The problem is it's not JUST that panel. The floor deck panel covers the attachment points for it on the bottom, so it has to come out. The panel that covers the connectors on the top (i.e. under the back window/deck) has to come out. And the plastic guard (where the net cargo clips attach and covering the trunk latch mechanism) covers the side connectors, so it has to come out as well. I'll be one piece away from removing all the interior covers. So I am debating pulling the last one, then taking the opportunity to put in better soundproofing while I'm at it, since I've also wanted to do that. (interior soundproofing I have a guy to do since I don't want to deal with moving the seats out and back in).

I've seen some designs I'm debating trying to integrate for better and more appropriate trunk storage....

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Burren

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The problem is it's not JUST that panel. The floor deck panel covers the attachment points for it on the bottom, so it has to come out. The panel that covers the connectors on the top (i.e. under the back window/deck) has to come out. And the plastic guard (where the net cargo clips attach and covering the trunk latch mechanism) covers the side connectors, so it has to come out as well. I'll be one piece away from removing all the interior covers. So I am debating pulling the last one, then taking the opportunity to put in better soundproofing while I'm at it, since I've also wanted to do that. (interior soundproofing I have a guy to do since I don't want to deal with moving the seats out and back in).

I've seen some designs I'm debating trying to integrate for better and more appropriate trunk storage....

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Needs more guns though.
 

Sludig

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Speaking of wheels; OEM set went off to powder coat today to become “White Gold”

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See that would terrify me that one fails. If I was doing mine plan was to leave it up on friends lift. Though I might walk away from now, and put the money towards VelocityAP tune to get more of the OG crazy sound back etc, and would like to get my eyes lasered by Spring.
 

Burns

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The problem is it's not JUST that panel. The floor deck panel covers the attachment points for it on the bottom, so it has to come out. The panel that covers the connectors on the top (i.e. under the back window/deck) has to come out. And the plastic guard (where the net cargo clips attach and covering the trunk latch mechanism) covers the side connectors, so it has to come out as well. I'll be one piece away from removing all the interior covers. So I am debating pulling the last one, then taking the opportunity to put in better soundproofing while I'm at it, since I've also wanted to do that. (interior soundproofing I have a guy to do since I don't want to deal with moving the seats out and back in).

I've seen some designs I'm debating trying to integrate for better and more appropriate trunk storage....

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Have you looked around for what various people have done to make replacing it easier, after the first one goes out?

The C6 Zo6 and all C7 Vettes have the battery in the back, and while they are both easier to get too than what you are describing (C6Zo6 moreso), some people put in smaller closed cell batteries made for racing (because they are usually racing the car at various levels). I've looked at some of the batteries in the past, and while I don't remember the good reviewed brands off hand, it might be something that smaller and fits into that slot, where you wouldn't need to take everything apart again.

Of course, all that is probably not worth it, unless you plan on keeping the car another 8+ years.

Example from C6 Zo6:
Standard battery:​
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To (there are different shaped racing batteries too, to fit different forms):​
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Here is the C7, if anyone is curious, it's a bit more difficult, but still not bad (skipped intro direct into showing access to battery)(techno elevator music warning):
 
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Burren

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See that would terrify me that one fails. If I was doing mine plan was to leave it up on friends lift. Though I might walk away from now, and put the money towards VelocityAP tune to get more of the OG crazy sound back etc, and would like to get my eyes lasered by Spring.
They’re rated for 3 tons each and the car only weighs 3100 pounds. Should be ok.
 

Haus

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Have you looked around for what various people have done to make replacing it easier, after the first one goes out?

The C6 Zo6 and all C7 Vettes have the battery in the back, and while they are both easier to get too than what you are describing (C6Zo6 moreso), some people put in smaller closed cell batteries made for racing (because they are usually racing the car at various levels). I've looked at some of the batteries in the past, and while I don't remember the good reviewed brands off hand, it might be something that smaller and fits into that slot, where you wouldn't need to take everything apart again.

Of course, all that is probably not worth it, unless you plan on keeping the car another 8+ years.

Example from C6 Zo6:
Standard battery:​
To (there are different shaped racing batteries too, to fit different forms):​

Here is the C7, if anyone is curious, it's a bit more difficult, but still not bad (skipped intro direct into showing access to battery)(techno elevator music warning):

The way I look at it, I will keep this car until the wheels fall off it. I love the thing. But also, if changing the battery is just a once every 8 years beatdown I can live with it. I'll whine like hell about it, but I can live with it ;)

My concern with the small closed cell batteries would be how they are at long term sustainability and charge.
 

Burns

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The way I look at it, I will keep this car until the wheels fall off it. I love the thing. But also, if changing the battery is just a once every 8 years beatdown I can live with it. I'll whine like hell about it, but I can live with it ;)

My concern with the small closed cell batteries would be how they are at long term sustainability and charge.
There were tradeoffs when I looked into them, but don't remember them all, exactly, other than price. I'm using an AMG sealed battery right now, but it's not a "race battery." The price difference so as not to worry about acid spill and checking water levels was worth it to me.

Also, in order to get the best deal, I've found (after reading car forums) that I can use any of 3 or 4 battery types that all fit in my car's battery tray; not just the 1 type that the reference guide in every store (or website) says must go in your car.
 

Lambourne

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For a normal use car, I'd just go like for like and not make things difficult. Before installing it, write down all the numbers on the side of it, you may may need them to register the battery in the car's electronics.

It'll work without it but modern cars will adapt the charging pattern to optimize for emissions and it needs to know the exact specs of the battery to do so.
 

Burns

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Newest vehicle I have done light maintenance on is around 2016. So I've not heard of a car that needs to know your battery type, or that there is even a place to input such things. I have hard time believing that the difference in power usage between an alternator charging a 1000 cold crank battery and a 800 cold crank battery is going to matter to your 450hp V8's gas mileage.

This sounds like French government shenanigans for 80hp 3 cylinder cars.
 
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Lambourne

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Newest vehicle I have done light maintenance on is around 2016. So I've not heard of a car that needs to know your battery type, or that there is even a place to input such things. I have hard time believing that the difference in power usage between an alternator charging a 1000 cold crank battery and a 800 cold crank battery is going to matter to your 450hp V8's gas mileage.

This sounds like French government shenanigans for 80hp 3 cylinder cars.

No, it doesn't make any real world difference but cars are designed around the standardized emissions test and saving 5 CO2's in the test can make your car substantially cheaper in some markets. It's mostly there as a result of start-stop systems putting a higher demand on the battery.
The car's battery management keep tracks of battery age, cycles etc to optimize the charging pattern of the battery (bit like a smart trickle charger vs an older unregulated charger) and it needs to know if the battery is changed so it can reset those adaptations and know the correct capacity etc. The car will start just fine if you don't reset the registration but it will hurt battery life because it'll try to compensate for battery wear that isn't there yet.

It's been on many German cars going back to like 2000, earliest car I had that needed it was an E60 5 series. A scan tool is every bit as necessary as a wrench or screwdriver if you want to do much of anything on a modern car. Shit's complicated in all sorts of ways now.

 
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