Whats rustling your jimmies?

Mr_Bungle · Oct 28, 2024

If you're gonna have kids keep them the fuck out of games with a Ranked mode, please.

BigDirty and I just had 2 games ruined by team-killing preteens.

Double rustle. I've been driving my Co-worker to and from work everyday for the last 10 months without fail. Homeboy got a DUI for blowing a .2 after taking out a telephone pole driving back from McDonalds, which was closed...

He's about to get another vehicle and the ability to drive back, after months of dragging ass during the license renewal process. Just the other day he drops a line about how "Maybe we could still carpool a few times a week." I just sacrificed an entire years worth of morning drives alone, read the fucking room.

Edit: "This never would have happened if (town name here) had fuckin' Doordash."

Edaw · Oct 28, 2024

Mr_Bungle said:
"Maybe we could still carpool a few times a week."

Mr_Bungle said:
read the fucking room

Mr_Bungle · Oct 28, 2024

Edaw said:

I think he hates driving hungover from the night before.

Kajiimagi · Oct 28, 2024

I get an email from one of my (now many) doctors offices that I have a bill. No problem ...except it doesn't way what it's for. Click the huge 'PAY NOW' button thinking it will give a date of service. Nope, just where to put your CC info. Now maybe this shit works with millennials but not me fuck that. Call this morning to see what the date of service is and turns out it's multiple dates. Which brings me to my second LARGER Rustle.

Late July I transitioned to my wife's insurance. It's Blue Cross Blue Shield which I would burn to the ground if I had the means but it was the far cheapest option. We found out this weekend that BCBS has automatically denied EVERY claim for me SINCE JULY because they need a form no one has told us we need to fill out. That 'no one' includes her employer's health care coordinator - who is paid to do that for a living. So my wife got that sorted this morning but I have a LOT of doctor bills (check health forum for details ) that I need to track down to get rebilled. Now BCBS has been taking the money for the insurance they are auto denying claims on , you know they are losing money so they need to keep it. GODDAMN America's health care system.

Edaw · Oct 28, 2024

Mr_Bungle said:
I think he hates driving hungover from the night before.

Why a growing number of American men say they are in a 'friendship recession'

American men are stuck in what’s been dubbed a friendship recession, with 20 percent of single men now saying they don’t have any close friends. More than half of all men report feeling unsatisfied with the size of their friend groups. Geoff Bennett traveled to Phoenix to take a closer look at...

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Mr_Bungle · Oct 28, 2024

Edaw said:
Why a growing number of American men say they are in a 'friendship recession'

American men are stuck in what’s been dubbed a friendship recession, with 20 percent of single men now saying they don’t have any close friends. More than half of all men report feeling unsatisfied with the size of their friend groups. Geoff Bennett traveled to Phoenix to take a closer look at...

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Idk man he says Runescape is really hitting it's stride right now!

I found a pic of his car, spoiled for size.

lurkingdirk · Oct 28, 2024

Mr_Bungle said:
Idk man he says Runescape is really hitting it's stride right now!

I found a pic of his car, spoiled for size.

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That'll buff right out.

Sevens · Oct 29, 2024

Edaw said:
Why a growing number of American men say they are in a 'friendship recession'

American men are stuck in what’s been dubbed a friendship recession, with 20 percent of single men now saying they don’t have any close friends. More than half of all men report feeling unsatisfied with the size of their friend groups. Geoff Bennett traveled to Phoenix to take a closer look at...

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What kind of soyboy beta cuck cries about not having enough friends?

Real men have maybe 1 friend that they would consider as "close" and that's the way we like it.

Hatorade · Oct 29, 2024

Called the police on neighbors due to thumping bass and loud music for two days well past midnight. Must be getting old but fuck those guys, tried talking to them but they pretended to not speak english. That pissed me off even more, I am also super vindictive so next time it is brick through window.

Hoss · Oct 29, 2024

Sevens said:
What kind of soyboy beta cuck cries about not having enough friends?
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Real men have maybe 1 friend that they would consider as "close" and that's the way we like it.

It's because of sitcoms. All the men in sitcoms have a handful of friends. Even if they're like Al Bundy and they hate most of them, they still have a handful.

Aamry · Oct 29, 2024

Hoss said:
It's because of sitcoms. All the men in sitcoms have a handful of friends. Even if they're like Al Bundy and they hate most of them, they still have a handful.

I would say I have like... 8 dudes I could depend on for a small favor, like moving something heavy, and like 3 I could ask to help me with a big project like rebuilding a deck.

Control · Oct 29, 2024

Hatorade said:
Called the police on neighbors due to thumping bass and loud music for two days well past midnight. Must be getting old but fuck those guys, tried talking to them but they pretended to not speak english. That pissed me off even more, I am also super vindictive so next time it is brick through window.

time to breakout the jeetshaker and leave it running when you go to work!

fred sanford · Oct 29, 2024

Hatorade said:
Called the police on neighbors due to thumping bass and loud music for two days well past midnight. Must be getting old but fuck those guys, tried talking to them but they pretended to not speak english. That pissed me off even more, I am also super vindictive so next time it is brick through window.

Flip the master breaker on the outside of their house and put a lock on the box when you close it. Odds are they are too stupid to know how to fix that and end up having to call someone out

Kajiimagi · Oct 29, 2024

Hatorade said:
Called the police on neighbors due to thumping bass and loud music for two days well past midnight. Must be getting old but fuck those guys, tried talking to them but they pretended to not speak english. That pissed me off even more, I am also super vindictive so next time it is brick through window.

Figure out their power set up and turn off their main and padlock it.

EDIT SHIT,

fred sanford beat me to it.

Palum · Oct 29, 2024

Kajiimagi said:
Figure out their power set up and turn off their main and padlock it.

EDIT SHIT, fred sanford beat me to it.

You people with outdoor breaker panels freak me out. Gotta pull the meter to turn me off.

Kajiimagi · Oct 30, 2024

Palum said:
You people with outdoor breaker panels freak me out. Gotta pull the meter to turn me off.

Was actually going to suggest that as I may or may not have done it in the past but if you don't know that big ass Arc is coming to plan for it, it can freak you out and/or fuck you up. Best part is the power company wants an inspection to put it back.

Sludig · Oct 30, 2024

oklahoma is russia and banned pornhub etc without ID verification..

Mr_Bungle · Oct 30, 2024

Sludig said:
oklahoma is russia and banned pornhub etc without ID verification..

Imagine trying to pop one off after scanning your ID only to see a window that says;

"Sorry, your drivers license has expired. Click the link below to find your nearest DMV"

Hoss · Oct 31, 2024

Mr_Bungle said:
Imagine trying to pop one off after scanning your ID only to see a window that says;

"Sorry, your drivers license has expired. Click the link below to find your nearest DMV"

And because of your prolific porn addiction, we will be requiring another eye test.

Burren · Nov 2, 2024

McLaren strategy team in F1 is so annoyingly bad.

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