What's the worst movie you've seen at the theatre?
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zzeris
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Probably Battlefield Earth. The movie was free and I almost walked out 3 times. I still waited for something good to happen and...it didn't. Only redeeming factor was how hilarious Travolta and Whitaker looked. Most of the movies mentioned I would have never watched even if free.
On the top 100 bad movies I've only watched 2 and a partial. I feel pretty good about that.
On the top 100 bad movies I've only watched 2 and a partial. I feel pretty good about that.
Chukzombi
Millie's Staff Member
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that movie was fucking awesome. it also helps if it was filmed right down the block from your high school and you got to meet joe piscopo, danny devito, captain lou etc.This movie was just dreadful.
Attog
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girlfriend at the time realized how shit it was about 5 minutes in, stood up next to me in the sold out theater and yells "this isnt star wars!" I thought we were gonna get fucking lynched, thank god it was all star wars nerds.
Joeboo
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Spawn (1997) - IMDb
Anaconda (1997) - IMDb
Only 2 movies I have ever walked out of in a theater. To be fair though, I was around 20 when those came out, and I'd go see almost ANYTHING outside of chick flicks and kid movies. I don't go to 1/10th as many movies now as I did back then, I'm a lot more discerning witch what I choose to spend my heard earned money on in a theater. I haven't seen a truly bad movie in a theater in probably a decade or more. If some random friend suggests going to the newest Adam Sandler or Tyler Perry movie, I just don't go. I've got better ways to waste time(& money).
Anaconda (1997) - IMDb
Only 2 movies I have ever walked out of in a theater. To be fair though, I was around 20 when those came out, and I'd go see almost ANYTHING outside of chick flicks and kid movies. I don't go to 1/10th as many movies now as I did back then, I'm a lot more discerning witch what I choose to spend my heard earned money on in a theater. I haven't seen a truly bad movie in a theater in probably a decade or more. If some random friend suggests going to the newest Adam Sandler or Tyler Perry movie, I just don't go. I've got better ways to waste time(& money).
Grimmlokk
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Yeah, as soon as Juggernaut and his awful prosthetics showed up you knew. Then when they had him quoting an internet meme that was funny for 5 minutes a year before the movie....fuck...ruined such a cool character/actor.
I mean, everything else was total shit too, but I think that's what hurt the most,
moonarchia
The Scientific Shitlord
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Batman & Robin was easily the worst movie I ever watched in a theater. Bat Nipples! Ahnold! Just awful from beginning to end. Battlefield Earth was a close second, though.
Adebisi
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Hoss
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I just remembered the actual worst movie I've ever seen in a theater. It was called Pride and Glory.Pride and Glory (2008) - IMDb
I was on a first date with a girl, so I didn't get up and walk out. The most memorable thing about the movie was how many times they said fuck. The movie was so boring that I started counting and got up to 99. In fact, there was one scene that really stood out because the actor shouted freaking (or friggin) instead of fuck, and I was wondering why the fuck he was trying to clean up his language all of a sudden. At the end when I realized my fuck count was 99 it made me wonder if 100 fucks was some kind of trigger that would have kept the movie from getting an R rating.
I was on a first date with a girl, so I didn't get up and walk out. The most memorable thing about the movie was how many times they said fuck. The movie was so boring that I started counting and got up to 99. In fact, there was one scene that really stood out because the actor shouted freaking (or friggin) instead of fuck, and I was wondering why the fuck he was trying to clean up his language all of a sudden. At the end when I realized my fuck count was 99 it made me wonder if 100 fucks was some kind of trigger that would have kept the movie from getting an R rating.
Kreugen
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Hrm.. Batman & Robin may beat out Eragon.
I've never walked out of a movie though. I was a little salty when I found out the only reason we were at Eragon was because she wanted to see how terrible it was, having read the book and knowing it would be crap. But I made the best of it in a MST3K sort of way.
But Batman.. god, the ice puns.
I've never walked out of a movie though. I was a little salty when I found out the only reason we were at Eragon was because she wanted to see how terrible it was, having read the book and knowing it would be crap. But I made the best of it in a MST3K sort of way.
But Batman.. god, the ice puns.
moontayle
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Saw BnR in the dollar theater with a bunch of friends. We MST3K'd the shit out of it.
kaid
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Seriously half the movie is close ups of kurt russels dead dead eyes and the other half is walking back and forth along a trail of junk in a dust storm. The few fight scenes are pretty bad and basically the only "deaths" when people fall from very modest heights onto their backs. Apparently that is the super soldier weak spot.
kaid
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