What's the worst movie you've seen at the theatre?
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Sterling
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There's a difference between worst movie and most disappointing. Last Airbender was dogshit, but I expected it to be dogshit but was in a group that wanted to see it so we did. Phantom Menace was probably the most disappointing however. So much hype, and it even started out with the blockade and everything but then they went down to Naboo and ugh.
Palum
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LOL.
I remember my friend and I screaming, "WHY DID HE RUN BACK THERE, THEY WERE GETTING AWAY AND ALL THE DUDE HAD WAS A SWORD?!?!" when the black dude died.
There have been so many, but probably the worst was "J Edgar." Gay sex scenes with Dicaprio and horrible, horrible old man makeup made this movie practically unwatchable. Oh, and his life was pretty fucking boring, too.
WTF, do you have a Vagina. That movie was bad ass when it came out.Cyborg.. wtf, only movie I've ever walked out on in theaters!
I kinda agree about Cyborg. No, it's not a cinematic masterpiece, but it's far from being a terrible movie.
Furious
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Gavinmad
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I saw both of these in the theater and while The Last Airbender is unquestionably worse (and a strong contender for the worst movie ever made), Eragon is definitely the second worst thing I've seen in the theater.
The source material for Eragon is tolerable but very generic high fantasy, so I can see why the version of it they told in the theaters fell flat. The Last Airbender TV show as excellent but Shymalan was just determined to violently rape the source material as hard as he could for the movie. The 'bending' in particular was just intolerably bad.
Chukzombi
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a friend of mine wanted to see this
got about a third of the way through the movie and the torture was too much. i told my friend, you can stay and watch this shit if you want but i am getting the fuck out of here. he said, "uh, i cant take anymore of this either" and we left. easily the worst thing i paid for and i have paid to seen some real shitshows like Bug, beverly hills cop 3 and TMNT 3.
got about a third of the way through the movie and the torture was too much. i told my friend, you can stay and watch this shit if you want but i am getting the fuck out of here. he said, "uh, i cant take anymore of this either" and we left. easily the worst thing i paid for and i have paid to seen some real shitshows like Bug, beverly hills cop 3 and TMNT 3.
ohkcrlho
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http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0102855/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1
Scream of Stone. The only time i have fallen asleep in a cinema. I only remember the beginning (10-15 minutes maybe) and the last 5 minutes lol
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0452623/?ref_=nv_sr_1
Gone baby gone. I think it was the only movie i gave up watching. About 20 minutes in, i just switched off and deleted it. horrible, just horrible.
Biggest letdown: Phantom Menace and AVP
Biggest nerd rage: Max Payne
Scream of Stone. The only time i have fallen asleep in a cinema. I only remember the beginning (10-15 minutes maybe) and the last 5 minutes lol
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0452623/?ref_=nv_sr_1
Gone baby gone. I think it was the only movie i gave up watching. About 20 minutes in, i just switched off and deleted it. horrible, just horrible.
Biggest letdown: Phantom Menace and AVP
Biggest nerd rage: Max Payne
Runnen
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Most disappointing would be Phantom Menace and Hobbit : Battle of Five Armies.
Most terrible uh... probably Spawn.
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I was a kid ok!
As for the above post about Eragon being "too generic".. it's a fucking Star Wars ripoff is why it got booed off the theaters!
Eragon/Luke is a farmer who unknowingly posesses a mysterious power (dragon riding/the Force) from his dad (Robert Carlyle/Vader). He gets involved in the story when a plot-relevant object (dragon egg/Death Star plans in droids) comes across his home. He is soon found by an old crazy hermit (Jeremy Irons/Obi-Wan) who trains him to master his powers (dragon riding/Jedi). The mentor eventually dies, but Eragon/Luke gets involved in a war and saves a princess (fuckifIknow/Leia) and leads the rebels to victory against the evil overlord (Malkovitch/Palpatine).
Did I mention Eragon is basically Dragon with an E? That's so clever!
The fact that it was written by a 15 year old hack probably didn't help either.
Most terrible uh... probably Spawn.
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I was a kid ok!
As for the above post about Eragon being "too generic".. it's a fucking Star Wars ripoff is why it got booed off the theaters!
Eragon/Luke is a farmer who unknowingly posesses a mysterious power (dragon riding/the Force) from his dad (Robert Carlyle/Vader). He gets involved in the story when a plot-relevant object (dragon egg/Death Star plans in droids) comes across his home. He is soon found by an old crazy hermit (Jeremy Irons/Obi-Wan) who trains him to master his powers (dragon riding/Jedi). The mentor eventually dies, but Eragon/Luke gets involved in a war and saves a princess (fuckifIknow/Leia) and leads the rebels to victory against the evil overlord (Malkovitch/Palpatine).
Did I mention Eragon is basically Dragon with an E? That's so clever!
The fact that it was written by a 15 year old hack probably didn't help either.
