Who the fuck greenlights these Adam Sandler movies?

who the fuck greenlightsanyadam sandler movie?

godamn the world to hell.
http://styleblazer.com/152969/theyre...ought-process/

They?re Greenlighting This? 14 Upcoming Movies That Make Us Question Hollywood?s Thought Process
- See more at:http://styleblazer.com/152969/theyre....VnDujFsr.dpuf

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dont click on this if you are looking for any reason to kill yourself.

Masters of the Universe could be awesome. You never know.

The Crow? A longshot but if someone got that right...

Who could hate on Guardians of the Galaxy and the pure potential?

Masters of the universe?i don't know.....
TMNT?michael bay...nuff said
Ghostbusters 3?oh man.....just why?
The Crow?i hope all the cast and production team dies before the movie is complete,like now!

Ghostbusters with no bill murray is a big "why fucking bother?" And Monopoly the movie. Wtf?

What, you didn't like Battleship the movie?

Actually I enjoyed the shit out of Battleship, though it was fucking tarded and had practically nothing to do with the original or electronic board game

"in the right hands"

As others noted, Battleship was pretty good, for what it was. it made no promises to be anything but.
And "clue" of course...
Boardgame movies seem to have a pretty good track record...

Ghostbusters. xtreme ghostbusters was pretty good. this is very possible. "in the right hands" if its a seth rogen movie, then FUUUUUCK yOOOOOOU. I could totally see Jason Segel based ghostbusters though.
hell... the himym crew. Jason Segel, NPH, allisan hannigan, particularly.

Masters of the universe. has had some good reboots, in the newer tv show, as well as comics. She-ra is FAR better though. THAT should be whats made. Adora stories are much better.

You guys do realize that Seltzer and Friedberg got two additional movies greenlighted, right? Nothing listed in here is anywhere near as heinous in the face of that.

well, considering I didnt know who they were by name. I googled.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jason_F..._Aaron_Seltzer
now, sure, fuck those guys.
but, still. 20m budgets on average. At least they are not embezzling or whatever the fuck Sandler is doing to have 80m budgets.

I'm eagerly awaiting Uwe Boll's next cinematic masterpiece.

Cool, here's your trailer of "In the Name of the King III: The Last Job" (no, I'm really not kidding lol)

http://www.ign.com/articles/2012/11/...king-3-trailer

I think the Monopoly movie will be like the game:

By that I mean it will just go on and on pointlessly until we all just say "Fuck this is getting boring!!" and we all bail on it.

I just had a real good idea . . . Lego the movie.

Some guy who has a magic ability to high speed build all kinds of stuff out of Lego and that like gives him what is virtually a superpower as he can construct everything from structures to vehicles and weapons. Cool extra idea: little automated robots that can do his bidding, ones that motor about on the ground and some that fly, he can see from little cameras mounted to them.

Fuck this is a good idea!!

This is about the only thing that intrigued me about that list: Nicolas Winding Refn's Maniac Cop

I think he could do it right. Stylized violence? Hell yeah!

No Rob Schneider in this!? I actually spent time out of my life to Google why he wasn't in it. Was wondering if there was some beef between him and Sandler yo. I was taken to a website and holy fuck is Rob Schneider a fucking moron.http://vistamaglive.com/no-laughing-...y-vaccination/

Getting involved

The global mass vaccination infrastructure has been set up by both the US public health authorities and the World Health Organization, and they?ve become very powerful . The United States is the most oppressive country in the world for vaccine mandates. An outrageous thing happened in California in 2011: the governor of California, bowing to pressure from the pharmaceutical lobbies, signed a controversial bill into law that allowed 12-year-olds to be vaccinated without the knowledge or informed consent of their parents. Suppose the child has adverse reactions, and the parents taking the child to the hospital don?t even know what their child is reacting to. It?s lunacy that we?re dealing with in the United States. This law puts the lives of minor children too young to make medical decisions at risk. The parents will not be informed before their children are given vaccines, but they?ll be the ones left to deal with the consequences, legally and financially, if their child becomes vaccine injured.



Vaccine Injury and Human Rights

The idea that vaccines don?t injure people is a fallacy. Two billion dollars have been paid out to people who have been vaccine injured or died in the United States. This is a real thing. Another law has been passed in California to prevent a child from going to school unless he or she has been vaccinated. Kids have to take all the shots on a certain schedule, and if they don?t, they can?t go to school. That?s a human rights issue. When you have taken away parental rights and you?re forcing people to do an invasive medical procedure, it?s against the Nuremberg Code. The Nuremberg Code states: you have to have informed consent, and you have to have the right to say no.



The Glorification of Vaccines

Vaccines have been glorified as the be all end all for diseases, and frankly it?s just a theory. The National Institute for Health and the World Health Organization tell you that vaccines can be credited for the significant reduction in childhood mortality rates, but that?s not what did it. What put a stop to high childhood mortality was good nutrition and proper sanitation. In a book called Historical Statistics of the United States, Colonial Times to 1970, you?ll see that before the onset of the vaccination program, these mortality rates had already declined a significant amount. In fact, right now the United States has one of the highest infant mortality rates of all developed countries. We?re below Bolivia ? it?s crazy.

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he trying to fuck jenny mccarthy?

9/28/12 Hotel Transylvania
(Voice) Sony $148,313,048 3,375 $42,522,194 3,349 5
6/15/12 That's My Boy Sony $36,931,089 3,030 $13,453,714 3,030 20
11/11/11 Jack and Jill Sony $74,158,157 3,438 $25,003,575 3,438 15
7/8/11 Zookeeper
(Voice) Sony $80,360,843 3,482 $20,065,617 3,482 -
2/11/11 Just Go With It Sony $103,028,109 3,548 $30,514,732 3,548 12
6/25/10 Grown Ups Sony $162,001,186 3,534 $40,506,562 3,534 2
7/31/09 Funny People Uni. $51,855,045 3,008 $22,657,780 3,007 16
12/25/08 Bedtime Stories BV $110,101,975 3,684 $27,450,296 3,681 11
6/6/08 You Don't Mess with the Zohan Sony $100,018,837 3,466 $38,531,374 3,462 13
7/20/07 I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry Uni. $120,059,556 3,501 $34,233,750 3,495 10
3/23/07 Reign Over Me Sony $19,661,987 1,747 $7,460,690 1,671 24
6/23/06 Click SonR $137,355,633 3,764 $40,011,365 3,749 6
8/12/05 Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo
(Cameo) Sony $22,400,154 3,127 $9,626,287 3,127 -
5/27/05 The Longest Yard Par. $158,119,460 3,654 $47,606,480 3,634 4
12/17/04 Spanglish Sony $42,726,869 2,587 $8,817,853 2,438 17
2/13/04 50 First Dates Sony $120,908,074 3,612 $39,852,237 3,591 9
4/11/03 Anger Management SonR $135,645,823 3,656 $42,220,847 3,551 7
12/13/02 The Hot Chick BV $35,081,594 2,246 $7,401,146 2,217 -
11/27/02 Eight Crazy Nights
(Voice) Sony $23,586,598 2,503 $9,434,175 2,503 22
10/11/02 Punch-Drunk Love SonR $17,844,216 1,293 $367,203 5 25
6/28/02 Mr. Deeds Sony $126,293,452 3,239 $37,162,787 3,231 8
6/1/01 The Animal SonR $57,743,062 2,788 $19,610,520 2,788 -
11/10/00 Little Nicky NL $39,464,775 2,910 $16,063,904 2,910 18
6/25/99 Big Daddy Sony $163,479,795 3,254 $41,536,370 3,027 1
11/6/98 The Waterboy BV $161,491,646 2,782 $39,414,071 2,664 3
6/12/98 Dirty Work MGM $10,023,282 1,776 $3,634,236 1,776 -
2/13/98 The Wedding Singer NL $80,245,725 2,837 $18,865,080 2,821 14
9/6/96 Bulletproof Uni. $21,576,954 2,242 $6,014,400 2,240 23
2/16/96 Happy Gilmore Uni. $38,824,099 2,069 $8,514,125 2,022 19
2/10/95 Billy Madison Uni. $25,588,734 1,887 $6,639,080 1,834 21
12/21/94 Mixed Nuts Sony $6,821,850 1,318 $2,307,850 1,318 26
8/5/94 Airheads Fox $5,751,882 1,229 $1,911,739 1,228 27
7/23/93 Coneheads Par. $21,274,717 1,978 $7,100,501 1,978 -
3/13/92 Shakes the Clown IRS $115,103 9 $35,589 9 -
Note: Titles in grey are cameo or bit parts and not counted in totals and averages.

Lifetime Gross Total (27): $2,231,854,574
Average: $82,661,281



I would say, whoever they are, they're doing far better in life than you thus far.