Who the fuck greenlights these Adam Sandler movies?

Droigan

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Monopoly movie could work if they did it right. A supposed dark comedy, so they could adapt it to the real world.

Base it on how major banks had to file papers with the gambling comission to get exemptions on their mortage trades and how they were betting on them.

Make the movie about 4-5 major investment banks (the players) being in competition of buying a town. Town map represents the different zones and areas available for purchase. Could show the harsh reality on how the trades affect the different communities.

Could easily see that turning into a dark comedy with a current theme, however, I doubt they will do it like that as it is certainly a very sore subject for a lot of people.
 

Chukzombi

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monopoly could work. unfortunately it would only have worked 25 years ago in the decade of cheese. the 80s.
 

Nester

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Is it possible, just even a little bit, that the original Adam Sandler movies are just as shitty as the new ones, but we have just gotten older? Perhaps we look back at them with nostalgia which clouds our judgement? How is it possible for such a once beloved hero to fall so hard for basically doing the same type of movie over and over and over and over.

/duck.
 

Alex

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I give you Billy Madison as being possibly shitty. But Happy Gilmore, Big Daddy and Mr. Deeds are gold.
 

Chukzombi

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well, the thread's original title was "who greenlights this shit?" i started linking reboots and remakes. so basically i have no regard for the title change.
 
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I have not read any of this thread.
However I want to point out its Sandler that greenlights most of his movies in that he is his own production company Happy Maddison whatever.


Cheers.
 

Swagdaddy

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Yeah if I wasn't clear I'm saying Billy Madison and Happy Gilmore are classics, anything after that is garbage.

Mr. Deeds was dogshit.
 

Famm

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Pretty much. There's been a lot of movies by SNL alums that were decent for a comedy flick, but Sandler has long since worn out his welcome.
 

Famm

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Haha, that's probably one of the best one's I've seen from them.

Watching that I remembered I saw the first Grown Ups on cable or something. While I was pretty bored with it and made fun of it, when you think about it I can see how it plays well to middle America. Seems like the kind of movie that normal "I just want to not think and be entertained" white people eat up.
 

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Netflix, apparently.


Netflix signs Adam Sandler to four-film deal - Lifestyle news

Netflix signs Adam Sandler to four-film deal



NEW YORK (AP) ? In its bid to upend the movie business the way it has television, Netflix has secured one of the big screen's biggest box-office draws and most irreverent comedic talents.

Adam Sandler has signed a four-film deal with Netflix, the streaming service announced early Thursday. The actor will star in and produce each feature, all of which will premiere exclusively on Netflix.

"When these fine people came to me with an offer to make four movies for them, I immediately said yes for one reason and one reason only: Netflix rhymes with wet chicks," Sandler said in a statement. "Let the streaming begin!"

Netflix declined to say how much it was paying Sandler. But the streaming giant has a history of reaching deep into its pocket to lure big-name talent. To land "House of Cards," with director David Fincher and star Kevin Spacey, Netflix reportedly spent $100 million for the show's first two seasons.

On Tuesday, Netflix signaled its long-planned entry into original movies, announcing that it will stream a sequel to 2000's Oscar-winning "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon" ? one of the most lucrative foreign language releases ever. The sequel, produced by the Weinstein Co., will open in August 2015 simultaneously in Imax theaters and on Netflix.

Sandler is one of Hollywood's most reliable draws, with films that have collectively grossed more than $2.4 billion domestically. But his track record has recently been rocky. His last film, the romantic comedy "Blended," with Drew Barrymore, sputtered with a meager haul just $46.3 million for Warner Bros.

Ted Sarandos, chief content officer for Netflix, said Sandler's films are regularly among the most-viewed by Netflix members. "People love Adam's films on Netflix and often watch them again and again," Sarandos said. "His appeal spans across viewers of all ages. Everybody has a favorite movie, everyone has a favorite line, not just in the US but all over the world."

Sandler's international appeal fits Netflix's global aspirations. The company has been rapidly expanding overseas, most recently in Europe, and is now available in nearly 50 countries. The four features, which are currently planned without any theatrical release component, are expected to be comedies. Those are the kind of movies Sandler-starring that rate highly on Netflix. Among Netflix's Sandler titles available for streaming are "Happy Gilmore" and "Click."

The first movie in the deal, to be jointly developed between Netflix and Sandler's Happy Madison Productions, could come as early as late 2015. Netflix's plans with "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon: The Green Legend" have already upset the movie industry's traditional patterns. The nation's three largest exhibitors ? AMC, Regal and Cinemark ? quickly refused to carry it on their screens.

"We will not participate in an experiment where you can see the same product on screens varying from three stories tall to 3 inches wide on a smartphone," Regal spokesman Russ Nunley said. But many analysts see the disruption caused by Netflix's entry into original movies, in an era of ever-proliferating screens, as an overdue challenge to Hollywood's carefully controlled theatrical model.

"This is just the start of what Netflix is going to do," said Rich Greenfield, media analyst for BTIG Research. "Stay tuned. This is the beginning."