Why do men keep putting me in the Girlfriend-zone?
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Tanoomba
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I think his problem is he literally sees women as "fucking people" (as in "people to be fucked").
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Is it a fetish you get off to, being cuckolded? Is that why you've been so ornery for the past year? All makes sense now.
Big Phoenix
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Tanoomba
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rhinohelix
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Tanoomba
ジョーディーすれいやー
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Why don't you tell *snicker*
Why don't you *snort*
Why don't you tell mHAHA HA HA HA HA HAHA I can't even keep a straight face.
Sutekh
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Just because I don't literally fuck every woman in my life doesn't mean I don't have sex. When you look as good as me it's pretty simple to get laid.
Two of my wife's friends have told me they want my cock in their mouth(along those lines). Is it okay if I put myself in the friend zone and pretend to keep it cool? It's too close to home. Hell, one of them is our next door neighbor. If I were single I would so rest my nuts on their chin.
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iannis
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If you were single they wouldn't be aggressively flirting with you.
Bitches be crazy.
Palum
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Sutekh is right. That said, some women make it impossible to be 'just friends', despite their claim to want to be friends with everyone. They use others as emotional tampons because they can't maintain decent relationships. To be fair, they would use their girl friends, but they have none or maybe 1-2 who aren't local. They live off of 'guy friends' who are really a cadre of dudes who want to fuck them that they string along in the friend zone while swapping between shoulders to cry on and complaining about how men are jerks. Then your socially awkward friend tells you they are finally going to ask them out on a date 6 years later and you have to do the 'Great! Here's the thing, though...' speech.
I know at least 5 of those, surely everyone has their share of that type in their social circle? Granted probably not by choice...
I know at least 5 of those, surely everyone has their share of that type in their social circle? Granted probably not by choice...