Wizardhawk's memorial thread (a cautionary tale of dental care and garlic)

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Lumi

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Garlic 'beats hospital superbug'
garlic cloves
Allicin occurs naturally in garlic
The ingredient which gives garlic its distinctive smell is the latest weapon in the battle to beat the hospital "superbug" MRSA.
University of East London researchers found allicin treated even the most antibiotic-resistant strains of the infection.

MRSA (Methecillin-resistant Staphylococcus aureus) causes an estimated 2,000 deaths in UK hospitals each year.

Researchers are now testing allicin products in a six-month study.

Dr Ron Cutler and his team discovered the effectiveness of allicin in laboratory tests five years ago.

They found it can cure MRSA within weeks.

It is even effective against the newer strains which cannot be treated by the "last line of defence" antibiotics Vancomycin and Glycopeptides.
Garlic is the most powerful antibiotic known to exist.
 

Loser Araysar

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wasnt powerful enough for MethWizard
 

Void

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Konsyl and Metamucil have very low glycemic indexes and it is also used to treat high cholesterol, all the while staying regular.

Amazon.com: Konsyl Easy Mix 300 grams 6 Pack: Health Personal Care

I would recommend the Easy Mix solution or else you will be swallowing about 10 pills/day just to meet the same requirement as you do now.
I'm confused. The one I listed is 2.4 grams of fiber per capsule, and one of your mixes is 2 grams. If I'm reading that right, why would I have to take 10 pills/day? Even if I were just equaling my gummy bear intake, I'd simply take 2 capsules, or 2.5 packets of your mix.

Am I missing something in the conversion here?
 

Kuriin

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I was being facetious on the amount of pills. If you want to take the pills, go for it. I think the easy mix solution is better and can be done in water or anything.
 

Void

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Ok, thanks. I'm not a big fan of powder in my drinks unless it is Kool-Aid or Nestle's Quik, so I'll give the pills a try. They are a lot cheaper too.
 

Cybsled

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I'm pretty certain taking Lumie's advice, and dying, would be considered suicide, not homicide.
 

BrutulTM

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Have you eaten any tuna lately?
Son of a bitch. I had a tuna sandwich for lunch today. It's over for me isn't it?

I hope I didn't eat all that kid's shit for nothing when my real problem was radiation.
 

Nester

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I am sad that the last thing I said to Wizardhawk was rude and arrogant. Now I must live my life with regret. =(
 

Famm

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Gator

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This thread is golden, wizardhawks death aside.
I read through this entire thread hoping for Wizardhawks glorious return...
 

Big Phoenix

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Lumie, it appears I have come down with a nasty bout of diverticulitis. What can I do to help with this? Do I need to drink a puree of garlic or would be better just to take whole cloves as a suppository?
 

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I'm pretty certain taking Lumie's advice, and dying, would be considered suicide, not homicide.
Not true man, Wizardhawk was a man on the edge with little to no money after supporting his meth habit. It was his last attempt at living... living a glorious meth-fueled life possibly jerking off in public and being arrested.
 

Eorkern

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No but seriously, is there an exceptionnal rare way we could find if something happened to him ? Like tuco or draegan or whatever admin has an ip we could work out and find an adress from or something ? Just if he needs help or nothing happened...
 

Void

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I'd gladly send some vicodin to a bro in need if we could find out. I'm actually fairly worried about him myself, to be honest.