Wizardhawk's memorial thread (a cautionary tale of dental care and garlic)

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Blackyce

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I'm gonna say, one to two months. Right about when we pass through the tail of Comet Ison. Which btw marks the 666 year anniversary of Comet Negra which appeared coincidentally at the same exact time as the black death appeared in Europe and ended up killing 50% of the population. I doubt anyone thought that something like that was going to happen to them but it sure as fuck got real when more than half the people they knew were dead within a month. But what's coming for us is far worse than the black death. In fact, it's so much worse that you would wish for the black plague in place of what's coming. The absolute fear and horror you will experience is beyond your wildest nightmares. I wish I could say I feel bad for you but I am now convinced that you absolutely deserve what's coming for you.

There's actually a movie from the 80's called Night of the Comet that is about exactly what's going on today. Very eerie similarities. You just wait though, not much longer now.
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Tuco

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No but seriously, is there an exceptionnal rare way we could find if something happened to him ? Like tuco or draegan or whatever admin has an ip we could work out and find an adress from or something ? Just if he needs help or nothing happened...
I tried, but if someone has the ability to search hospital or mortuary records let me know.
 

iannis

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As soon as you knew his name it would be a fairly easy thing to do. Just a lot of fucked up phone calls.

But fuck... there are guys that get paid money to do that.

And this is one of those times where youmightnot want to ask.
 

Tuco

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what could it hurt.

He has a hotmail email named wizardhawk_wh and the two IP addresses he uses puts him at Deerfield Beach, FL.
 

bixxby

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Gravy

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I still say he got caught masturbating at the library he uses for internet and they revoked his privileges.
 

Tuco

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I imagine that he could be in the Deerfield obits or in the Miami ones too, so it's tough to narrow stuff down. I'd guess his age to be ~30 based on his pics.
 

TheBeagle

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All kidding aside, I would think jail would be a more likely culprit than death, lol. He was a young guy, and actually dieing from an infected tooth is pretty friggin rare.
 

Abefroman

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All kidding aside, I would think jail would be a more likely culprit than death, lol. He was a young guy, and actually dieing from an infected tooth is pretty friggin rare.
You arent taking into account taking medical advice from Lumie.
 

Kuriin

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How is dying from potentially septicemia rare? It's probably rare for people who actually have insurance or money.