Writers Guild Strike 2023

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Mahes

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So better than Season 8 then?

Having Melisandra be the one that kills Jon is something that was rarely discussed as a possibility. Considering she was the one that brought him back, it would actually be fitting.
 

Ossoi

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I mean, we're in a rut right now, this year, because new shows didn't really start production during the pandemic. But the past 10 years have had tons of fantastic TV; there's been more great shows in the past 10 years than in all of TV history leading up to it.

It's undeniable that 1999+ has been a "Golden Age of TV" but that era has peaked. Over saturation of streaming services killed it. Now, the scripts rejected by HBO, Netflix can be picked up by Apple, Amazon Prime etc etc and the audience can't afford to subscribe to every single service.

You may be right on the pandemic point but that remains to be seen
 

Edaw

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wonder if chatgpt can learn ASCII art
I've tried a few times. It's very bad at it.

Correction:

It can imagine an apple...I tried harder this time.

Screenshot 2023-05-06 at 19-17-50 ChatGPT.png
 
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Cybsled

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Back in the day there were programs that converted images into ASCII/ANSI art. I used one to make a splash screen for a BBS I tried running
 
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Mahes

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I wonder how badly this hurts streaming. If nothing new is coming out, why would I continue to pay for it? The comments below appear to be a small window into what is going on.
 
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Chukzombi

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I wonder how badly this hurts streaming. If nothing new is coming out, why would I continue to pay for it? The comments below appear to be a small window into what is going on.
dont these streaming services have vast libraries of older and classic films/TV shows at their disposal they release sporadically? they could just release more old stuff. thats what these streaming services do best.
 

Mahes

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Yeah but honestly if I want to watch the older stuff so much I would just buy it. I promise that if the streaming services never made new stuff or had new movies coming in, that their subscription rate would take a big tumble.
 

moonarchia

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Yeah but honestly if I want to watch the older stuff so much I would just buy it. I promise that if the streaming services never made new stuff or had new movies coming in, that their subscription rate would take a big tumble.
Unless there was some aggregate site that had almost everything. A network of flicks maybe? Too bad all the big dogs decided to muddy that water so completely.
 

Chukzombi

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Yeah but honestly if I want to watch the older stuff so much I would just buy it. I promise that if the streaming services never made new stuff or had new movies coming in, that their subscription rate would take a big tumble.
probably, but somebody must be watching that old stuff. as i said. i do youtube and i watch new content every day for free. not sure why anyone watches those terrible shows and actually pays for them on a streaming service. at some point people will realize that you can make scripted TV and film for very cheaply on your own and put that on youtube instead of pitching to a Hollywood studio and never getting your shot. if i was in college i would totally start up a channel and produce weekly episodes of a TV show. all you really need is a good cellphone, good lighting and some friends who dont have personalities consistent with a tree stump. be your own Hollywood.
 

Tuco

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That plot reminds me of The Darksword Trilogy from back in the day.
I thought the exact same thing. That was one of the first progression fantasy book series I've ever read. I wish there was an audible narration of it so I could consume it again now that I've gone through dozens of other similar series decades later.
 
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Tuco

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Chukzombi Chukzombi

You are an extremely creative genius writer known for creating highly detailed, new and engaging worlds. Give me an in-depth example of world-building and lore. Include descriptions of 5 different main characters, how their journey might explore this world and a summary of each of their introductions.
Certainly! Let me take you on a journey to the world of Aetheria, a realm filled with magic, wonder, and danger. In Aetheria, magic is a tangible force, with the power to shape reality itself. The world is divided into six kingdoms, each with their own unique culture and history. Let's dive in and explore this world through the eyes of five main characters.

1. Arin the Mage

Arin is a young mage, born and raised in the Kingdom of Arcadia, where magic is revered above all else. He is a prodigy, mastering complex spells at a young age and quickly becoming one of the most powerful mages in the kingdom. However, Arin is also an outcast, shunned by his peers for his unconventional methods and lack of respect for tradition. Arin's journey will take him across the kingdoms of Aetheria, as he seeks to uncover the secrets of the ancient magical artifacts known as the "Ethereal Keys."

2. Kael the Warrior

Kael is a fierce warrior from the Kingdom of Eridia, known for his skill with a sword and his unwavering loyalty to his kingdom. However, Kael is haunted by a dark past, and struggles with the guilt of past mistakes. Kael's journey will take him on a quest to redeem himself and protect his kingdom from a looming threat, all while grappling with the ghosts of his past.

3. Lyra the Explorer

Lyra is a bold explorer from the Kingdom of Celestia, where the people live in floating cities high above the clouds. Lyra is fascinated by the mysteries of the world, and her thirst for knowledge has taken her to every corner of Aetheria. However, Lyra's wanderlust has left her with few close relationships, and she often struggles with feelings of isolation. Lyra's journey will take her on a perilous expedition to uncover the secrets of an ancient temple, where she will confront the truth about her past and the true nature of magic.

4. Alastair the Rogue

Alastair is a roguish thief from the Kingdom of Avalon, where the people live in a sprawling network of underground tunnels and caverns. Alastair is a charming scoundrel, with a quick wit and a knack for getting himself out of sticky situations. However, Alastair's carefree attitude masks a deep sense of guilt and shame, stemming from his troubled past. Alastair's journey will take him on a heist to steal a powerful magical artifact, where he will confront the demons of his past and the true meaning of loyalty.

5. Sariel the Priestess

Sariel is a wise priestess from the Kingdom of Valoria, where the people worship the ancient gods and goddesses of Aetheria. Sariel is a devout follower of the goddess of love, and her gentle nature and compassion have earned her the respect of all who know her. However, Sariel's faith will be tested when a dark force threatens to destroy the world she loves. Sariel's journey will take her on a spiritual quest to commune with the gods, where she will confront the true nature of magic and the sacrifices required to protect those she loves.

And there you have it! A brief introduction to the world of Aetheria, and the journeys of five very different characters. This world is filled with magic, wonder, and danger, and I hope you've enjoyed this glimpse into it!

Thank you. Please create a TV screenplay that describes how Alastair and Sariel meet, go through an initial conflict together and then form an unlikely bond. Include many details that about the Kingdom of Avalon, Kingdom of Valoria and include a surprising twist that viewers won't see coming, but is still consistent with the lore and characters.

Sure! Here's a TV screenplay that details the meeting and unlikely partnership of Alastair and Sariel:

Title: Shadows and Light

FADE IN:

EXT. AVALON - DAY

The Kingdom of Avalon is a sprawling network of tunnels and caverns, with torches casting flickering shadows on the walls. Alastair, a roguish thief, is seen scaling the side of a building, sneaking past guards and breaking into a vault. He makes off with a magical artifact and flees into the tunnels.

INT. VALORIA - DAY

The Kingdom of Valoria is a place of peace and serenity, with gardens and temples dedicated to the worship of the gods. Sariel, a gentle priestess, is seen performing a ritual in honor of the goddess of love, when she is interrupted by a messenger.

MESSENGER: Priestess Sariel, we have received reports of a theft in Avalon. One of the Ethereal Keys has been stolen.

Sariel is visibly shaken.

SARIEL: We must retrieve the key before it falls into the wrong hands. I will journey to Avalon at once.

INT. AVALON - DAY

Alastair is seen running through the tunnels, clutching the stolen key. He rounds a corner and runs into Sariel, who has been waiting for him.

SARIEL: Stop, thief! That key belongs to the people of Valoria.

ALASTAIR: And what makes you think I'm just going to hand it over?

Sariel stands her ground, and the two begin to argue. However, their conflict is interrupted by a sudden earthquake, shaking the very foundations of the kingdom.

ALASTAIR: What the hell is going on?

SARIEL: This isn't a natural earthquake. We must work together to find out what's causing this.

Alastair is initially hesitant, but reluctantly agrees to team up with Sariel. Together, they journey deeper into the tunnels, facing dangerous traps and treacherous foes.

As they progress, they begin to learn more about each other's pasts. Alastair reveals the guilt and shame he feels about his troubled past, and Sariel shares the pain she has endured in service of the gods.

Suddenly, they stumble upon a hidden chamber, where they find the true cause of the earthquake: a group of rogue mages, using the stolen Ethereal Key to summon a powerful demon.

ALASTAIR: We have to stop them.

SARIEL: But how? They're too powerful.

ALASTAIR: Leave that to me.

Alastair uses his rogue skills to sneak past the mages and steal the key, while Sariel uses her powers to banish the demon back to the underworld.

As they emerge from the tunnels, Alastair hands the key to Sariel.

ALASTAIR: You were right. That key belongs to the people of Valoria.

SARIEL: Thank you. I couldn't have done it without you.

ALASTAIR: Don't get too sentimental. We're not exactly friends.

Sariel smiles.

SARIEL: Perhaps not yet. But I have a feeling we'll be seeing more of each other in the future.

They part ways, but as Alastair watches Sariel leave, he realizes he has developed a newfound respect for her.

Suddenly, a mysterious figure appears in the shadows, watching Alastair with a sinister smile.

MYSTERIOUS FIGURE: Well done, Alastair. You've done exactly as I hoped.

Alastair is shocked.

ALASTAIR: Who are you?

MYSTERIOUS FIGURE: That's not important. What is important is that you

It broke at the end, lol. I regenerated it.

Sure! Here's a TV screenplay for a pilot episode that introduces Alastair and Sariel and their unlikely bond:

Title: The Thief and the Priestess

FADE IN:

EXT. KINGDOM OF AVALON - NIGHT

The camera pans over a sprawling network of underground tunnels and caverns, filled with shady characters and dimly lit taverns. We see a group of armed guards chasing a figure through the streets, their shouts echoing off the walls.

CUT TO:

INT. TAVERN - NIGHT

ALASTAIR, a charming rogue with a quick wit and a knack for getting himself out of trouble, is sitting at a table in the corner of the room, surrounded by a group of unsavory characters. He's in the middle of telling a particularly wild tale when the door to the tavern bursts open and the guards rush in, their swords drawn.

ALASTAIR (to his companions): Looks like I'll have to continue this story another time.

He gets up from the table and slips out the back door, narrowly avoiding the guards.

CUT TO:

EXT. KINGDOM OF VALORIA - DAY

The camera pans over a beautiful, lush landscape dotted with temples and shrines. We see Sariel, a wise priestess, tending to a garden in front of a temple. She looks up as a hawk swoops down from the sky and lands on her arm.

SARIEL: Hello, my friend. What news do you bring?

The hawk squawks in response, and Sariel smiles.

CUT TO:

INT. CAVERN - DAY

Alastair is sneaking through a dark, damp cavern, his eyes scanning the walls for any sign of treasure. He spots a glimmering object in the distance and grins.

ALASTAIR (to himself): Jackpot.

As he approaches the object, he realizes it's a valuable relic from the Kingdom of Valoria. He hesitates for a moment, then reaches out to take it.

Suddenly, he hears a voice behind him.

SARIEL (O.S.): Stop right there.

Alastair turns to see Sariel standing behind him, a look of stern disapproval on her face.

ALASTAIR: Ah, well, hello there, beautiful. What brings you to this neck of the woods?

SARIEL: That relic belongs to my temple. I cannot allow you to take it.

ALASTAIR: Now, now, there's no need for violence. Let's talk this over like civilized people.

Sariel narrows her eyes, but before she can respond, a group of armed guards bursts into the cavern.

GUARD: There he is! Get him!

Alastair and Sariel are forced to team up to fight off the guards, using their different skills to outsmart and overpower them.

CUT TO:

EXT. FOREST - DAY

Alastair and Sariel are running through a dense forest, the guards hot on their heels.

ALASTAIR: I think we lost them.

SARIEL: Thank the gods.

ALASTAIR: So, what do you say we make a deal? You help me get out of here, and I'll split the profits with you.

Sariel looks at him skeptically.

SARIEL: I cannot condone theft, no matter how noble the cause.

ALASTAIR: Noble? Who said anything about noble? I just want to make some gold and live a comfortable life.

SARIEL: I'm afraid I cannot help you with that.

Suddenly, a group of bandits jumps out from behind the trees, their weapons at the ready.

BANDIT LEADER: Hand over the relic, and we might let you live.

Al

It broke again. I think it runs out of gas.
 
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Big Phoenix

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Anyone that thinks ChatGPT is going to be able to write anything interesting hasn't spent very long with ChatGPT.
I dunno about that. Id say its probably better than at least half of hollywood writers;

 
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