Yesterday was my dog's 4th birthday.
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Falstaff
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Pools are higher on the food chain than humans, idiot, so how can you blame the pool?
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Big Phoenix
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Who knows. I was reading about the incident on another site and it sounded like they went over there to play? Either the part that really annoyed me about the thing is this;
The owner doesnt want the dog anymore, for a very obvious reason(who in the right mind would?) yet those tards are acting like the county just kidnapped the dog and are holding it for ransom.
Ive really come to hate dogs in general. Not so much for the fact they are dogs, but just because the majority of dog owners treat and act like their dog is one of their children that shits gold bricks and not a animal with a very strong pack mentality. Treating dogs like they are people instills some very, very bad habits. That and im fed up with the stupid fucking idiots who take their dogs for walks and dont pick up after them. I just not being able to walk more than 10 feet and see a huge pile of dog shit on the sidewalk. Also just love it when people leave their dogs out on patios so they can back all night long.
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I think if I stole a bone from my own dog it would maul my face. If a strange small human did the same thing I don't even think there would be a trace of the human left except for the abnormally large pile of dung in my back yard.
Izo
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Should we also teach children to stay away from child molesters? The danger element is what needs to be contained - the dog - primary prophylaxis, aka the source.
Izo
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Ooooh, so very well said, Big P. Be careful, the dog whisperers might get offended.
Izo
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Sounds 'sane' to have said dog decide whether it wants to maul anyone or not. Good call, Noodle
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Famm
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More fun with pitbulls and children. Was going to use the jimmies thread but I'll just keep bumping this one I think.
Child Seriously Injured After Being Bitten By Dog CBS Baltimore
Child Seriously Injured After Being Bitten By Dog CBS Baltimore
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Pit bull - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
A 9-year (1979-88) review of fatal dog attacks in the United States determined that, of the 101 attacks in which breed was recorded, pit bulls were implicated in 42 of those attacks (42%).[24] A 1991 study found that 94% of attacks on children by pit bulls were unprovoked, compared to 43% for other breeds.[25] A 5-year (1989-94) review of fatal dog attacks in the U.S. determined that pit bulls and pit bull mixed breeds were implicated in 24 (29%) of the 84 deaths in which breed was recorded.[26]
A 15-year (1991-2005) review of dog attack fatalities investigated by the Kentucky Medical Examiner determined that pit bulls were implicated in 5 of the 11 fatal attacks (45%).[27] Another 15-year (1994-2009) review of patients admitted to a Level I Trauma Center with dog bites determined that pit bulls were most often involved in these attacks: of the 228 patients treated, the breed of dog was recorded in 82 attacks, and of these, 29 (35%) of the attacks were by pit bulls.[28] In 45% of the attacks, the dog belonged to the victim's family.[28]
A 5-year (2001-05) review of dog attack victims admitted to the Children's Hospital of Philadelphia determined that pit bull terriers were implicated in more than half of the bites where breed was identified. Of the 269 patients where breed was identified, 137 (51%) were attacked by pit bulls.[29] The authors wrote:
the overwhelming number of bites involving pit bull terriers in this study and others certainly has some degree of validity when it comes to identifying bite-prone breeds. Pit bull terriers, German shepherds, and Rottweilers were the offending breeds implicated in our study, and have accounted for the majority of dog bites according to other investigators.[29]
A review of the medical literature found that pit bulls and pit bull cross-breeds were involved in 42-45% of dog attacks.[30] Fatalities were most often reported when children were attacked, with 70% of victims being under the age of 10.[30]
A 9-year (1979-88) review of fatal dog attacks in the United States determined that, of the 101 attacks in which breed was recorded, pit bulls were implicated in 42 of those attacks (42%).[24] A 1991 study found that 94% of attacks on children by pit bulls were unprovoked, compared to 43% for other breeds.[25] A 5-year (1989-94) review of fatal dog attacks in the U.S. determined that pit bulls and pit bull mixed breeds were implicated in 24 (29%) of the 84 deaths in which breed was recorded.[26]
A 15-year (1991-2005) review of dog attack fatalities investigated by the Kentucky Medical Examiner determined that pit bulls were implicated in 5 of the 11 fatal attacks (45%).[27] Another 15-year (1994-2009) review of patients admitted to a Level I Trauma Center with dog bites determined that pit bulls were most often involved in these attacks: of the 228 patients treated, the breed of dog was recorded in 82 attacks, and of these, 29 (35%) of the attacks were by pit bulls.[28] In 45% of the attacks, the dog belonged to the victim's family.[28]
A 5-year (2001-05) review of dog attack victims admitted to the Children's Hospital of Philadelphia determined that pit bull terriers were implicated in more than half of the bites where breed was identified. Of the 269 patients where breed was identified, 137 (51%) were attacked by pit bulls.[29] The authors wrote:
the overwhelming number of bites involving pit bull terriers in this study and others certainly has some degree of validity when it comes to identifying bite-prone breeds. Pit bull terriers, German shepherds, and Rottweilers were the offending breeds implicated in our study, and have accounted for the majority of dog bites according to other investigators.[29]
A review of the medical literature found that pit bulls and pit bull cross-breeds were involved in 42-45% of dog attacks.[30] Fatalities were most often reported when children were attacked, with 70% of victims being under the age of 10.[30]
42% of 100 is still 42. 42 pit bull fatalities over 9 years makes your chance of being killed by one about as high as seeing Sean removed as a moderator.
