You know you're getting old when.....
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Burren
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Fucker
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New years is kind of meh. We sleep through it. GF doesn't drink even a little. THANKFUL fireworks are illegal here. Place where I used to live people would light them off all day and for hours after midnight. Retards. Could barely see anything from all the smoke.
Goatface
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You know you're getting old when.....you still have clocks that have to be manually set
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Fogel
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100% legal here :
Guns
Fireworks
Pot
Hookers (3 brothels within 25 miles of me)
Drinking
Yeah there was a lot of fireworks new years night but fuck it.
ToeMissile
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My very first “oh shit I’m getting old” moment was at an amusement park. I was sitting in a bench waiting for some friends and a woman with her kid who was jumping around said something like “honey, watch out for that man”. I immediately thought, “Oh, I’m an adult now”
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Borzak
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I get it from the son of my niece often. He's in the 8th grade and I mentioned that I dated a girl once that went off to college and when I called someone answered the pay phone in the hall and had to go find/get her. OMG she didn't have a cell phone?
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You need to follow that up with telling her you paid $15 for a card that gave you 30m of talk time just to make that call.
Borzak
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When someone tells you happy birthday today and you have to check the math real quick to make sure you are X years old. They start to be all the same.
I'm not a birthday guy. The only time I remember doing anything outside of normal stuff is on/near my 21st I went skydiving and that was a gift.
I'm not a birthday guy. The only time I remember doing anything outside of normal stuff is on/near my 21st I went skydiving and that was a gift.
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I made popcorn the way i usually do for my daughter in law and my grandson, it was movie night. They were surprised you could make it on the stove top... and then when I said watch out for old maids... apparently that's an out of favor term. I'll use it every time now.
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ToeMissile
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Denamian
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My parents always warned me to to be careful of them back in the 80s because they didn't want me breaking a tooth whenever they made popcorn. Hell, I still think of unpopped kernels as old maids to this day.
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Aamry
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Literally never heard this before now, I'm glad you explained "Old Maids" was unpopped kernels
Hoss
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You're not supposed to eat the unpopped kernals? I would always eat a handful with each batch They still had butter flavor so I'd suck on them till they got soft. Then there was that one time I had a mouthful and spit them at my sister like they were watermelon seeds. We were in the living room at the time. The ass whoopin I got ensured I only ever did that once.
My favorite kernals were always the half popped ones.
My favorite kernals were always the half popped ones.
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Fogel
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We used to sell our old maids to old farmer Joe down the country road. We'd be accosted by hooligans and whippersnappers along the way of course. We'd sell em for a nickel a bushel, though we called nickels bees at the time. "Give me a bee a bushel" we'd say. Then we'd go to the store and by an onion to tie around our belt, which was the style at the time.
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