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Hoss

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How do you old fucks manage to stay up till 2 to change the clocks twice a year?

I bet y'all wake up at 2:01 and do it.
 
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Burren

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Goatface said:
in my youth, remember going out to a NYE party during a blizzard. this year, it was chilly with a mild drizzle and decided to skip going to see the local ball drop. was laying down when new years happened, to celebrate, got up brushed my teeth and went to bed.
new years day was thinking how lame that was, then i went to bed before 10pm.
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Sounds ideal to me
 
Fucker

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Goatface said:
in my youth, remember going out to a NYE party during a blizzard. this year, it was chilly with a mild drizzle and decided to skip going to see the local ball drop. was laying down when new years happened, to celebrate, got up brushed my teeth and went to bed.
new years day was thinking how lame that was, then i went to bed before 10pm.
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New years is kind of meh. We sleep through it. GF doesn't drink even a little. THANKFUL fireworks are illegal here. Place where I used to live people would light them off all day and for hours after midnight. Retards. Could barely see anything from all the smoke.
 
Goatface

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Hoss said:
How do you old fucks manage to stay up will 2 to change the clocks twice a year?

I bet yall wake up at 2:01 and do it.
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You know you're getting old when.....you still have clocks that have to be manually set
 
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Kajiimagi

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Fucker said:
New years is kind of meh. We sleep through it. GF doesn't drink even a little. THANKFUL fireworks are illegal here. Place where I used to live people would light them off all day and for hours after midnight. Retards. Could barely see anything from all the smoke.
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100% legal here :
Guns
Fireworks
Pot
Hookers (3 brothels within 25 miles of me)
Drinking

Yeah there was a lot of fireworks new years night but fuck it.
 
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My very first “oh shit I’m getting old” moment was at an amusement park. I was sitting in a bench waiting for some friends and a woman with her kid who was jumping around said something like “honey, watch out for that man”. I immediately thought, “Oh, I’m an adult now”
 
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