You know you're getting old when.....

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aaron_sl said:
...when you find you cannot trust your own arsehole as you used to. Over the past year or so I've had a couple of minor accidents when farting what I thought would be a regular fart but contained a small "surprise". I'm not talking about full blown shitting my pants here, but it does need a change of undies. And then there is the opposite, when I fart and think something has come but it's a false positive. You know you're getting old when your own arsehole turns on you!
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When you pull a back muscle (between the shoulder blades) grabbing a file at work off the shelf. Christ I need to get back in the gym.
 
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Wuyley_sl said:
When you pull a back muscle (between the shoulder blades) grabbing a file at work off the shelf. Christ I need to get back in the gym.
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Yeeaah. Don't just fucking say it man. Stop being a bitch and go do it.
 
Soygen

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I dunno. I find just saying it is a lot easier.
 
iannis

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Woah.

Feels bad, man.

I saw Nina from Just Shoot Me on some show with betty white the other day. I was all like, "Yep. I'd hit that and then brag about it". And she's like 60.
 
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Hot in Cleveland. it's a pretty funny show, but not funny enough for me to bother finding it.
 
Aaron

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Sweet fuck with the Karate Kid! :S

For me, you know you're getting old when they start playing songs that were new in your teens on "classical" rock stations.
 
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I keep thinking of a jimmy rustle while I'm driving, but can never remember it when I get back to a computer. It's been happening for like 2-3 weeks.
 
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aaron_sl said:
...when you find you cannot trust your own arsehole as you used to. Over the past year or so I've had a couple of minor accidents when farting what I thought would be a regular fart but contained a small "surprise". I'm not talking about full blown shitting my pants here, but it does need a change of undies. And then there is the opposite, when I fart and think something has come but it's a false positive. You know you're getting old when your own arsehole turns on you!
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or your arse is no longerinyou.
 
Sledge

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Iannis_sl said:
Woah.

Feels bad, man.

I saw Nina from Just Shoot Me on some show with betty white the other day. I was all like, "Yep. I'd hit that and then brag about it". And she's like 60.
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I'm pretty sure Betty White is older than 60. And.....that's nasty.
 
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