You know you're getting old when.....

Khane · Nov 3, 2014

I believe that's called a "shart"

iannis · Nov 3, 2014

... You start thinking that Phil Dunphy jokes are sort of clever.

Captain Suave · Nov 6, 2014

... you have your first surgery for hip arthritis. (I'm 35. FML)

Soygen · Nov 6, 2014

That's not old. That's just unlucky.

Haus · Nov 6, 2014

aaron_sl said:
...when you find you cannot trust your own arsehole as you used to. Over the past year or so I've had a couple of minor accidents when farting what I thought would be a regular fart but contained a small "surprise". I'm not talking about full blown shitting my pants here, but it does need a change of undies. And then there is the opposite, when I fart and think something has come but it's a false positive. You know you're getting old when your own arsehole turns on you!

Relevant...
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Gamma Rays · Nov 6, 2014

. . .

Wuyley_sl · Nov 6, 2014

When you pull a back muscle (between the shoulder blades) grabbing a file at work off the shelf. Christ I need to get back in the gym.

Sutekh · Nov 6, 2014

Wuyley_sl said:
When you pull a back muscle (between the shoulder blades) grabbing a file at work off the shelf. Christ I need to get back in the gym.

Yeeaah. Don't just fucking say it man. Stop being a bitch and go do it.

Soygen · Nov 6, 2014

I dunno. I find just saying it is a lot easier.

Aaron · Nov 7, 2014

haus_sl said:
Relevant...
imgur: the simple image sharer

Lol thanks. Is that our Tad?

Julian The Apostate · Nov 18, 2014

......trimming ear hair becomes a routine part of getting your hair cut.

zippitydoda · Nov 20, 2014

iannis · Nov 20, 2014

Woah.

Feels bad, man.

I saw Nina from Just Shoot Me on some show with betty white the other day. I was all like, "Yep. I'd hit that and then brag about it". And she's like 60.

Hoss · Nov 21, 2014

Hot in Cleveland. it's a pretty funny show, but not funny enough for me to bother finding it.

Aaron · Nov 21, 2014

Sweet fuck with the Karate Kid! :S

For me, you know you're getting old when they start playing songs that were new in your teens on "classical" rock stations.

Hoss · Dec 3, 2014

I keep thinking of a jimmy rustle while I'm driving, but can never remember it when I get back to a computer. It's been happening for like 2-3 weeks.

Lendarios · Dec 3, 2014

aaron_sl said:
...when you find you cannot trust your own arsehole as you used to. Over the past year or so I've had a couple of minor accidents when farting what I thought would be a regular fart but contained a small "surprise". I'm not talking about full blown shitting my pants here, but it does need a change of undies. And then there is the opposite, when I fart and think something has come but it's a false positive. You know you're getting old when your own arsehole turns on you!

or your arse is no longerinyou.

Gamma Rays · Dec 5, 2014

The other night 'Basic Instinct' was shown on a classic movies channel.

Sledge · Dec 5, 2014

Iannis_sl said:
Woah.

Feels bad, man.

I saw Nina from Just Shoot Me on some show with betty white the other day. I was all like, "Yep. I'd hit that and then brag about it". And she's like 60.

I'm pretty sure Betty White is older than 60. And.....that's nasty.

Sutekh · Dec 5, 2014

Sledge_sl said:
I'm pretty sure Betty White is older than 60. And.....that's nasty.

Old women need love too.

You know you're getting old when.....

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