You know you're getting old when.....

Gravy

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It's like the hormone that grows hair is too fucking lazy to travel to the top of your head, and stops off for a smoke at the nose, eyebrows, and ears.

Nose hair and ear hair... wtf. I pull the nose hairs out, but the ear hair I trim off with the clippers.
 

Hoss

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I've got a good woman. She plucks the nose and ear hairs for me.
 

Wuyley_sl

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I have over 20 tattooes but when I pluck a nose hair I cry like a bitch. I got the dildo looking shaver for that shit now and its way better.
 

Kreugen

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When Derek Jeter announced his retirement after 18 seasons.

Come to think of it, Chipper Jones retiring was no picnic either.
 

Aamry

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When your 18 year old girlfriend uses slang you don't understand, and she has to explain the meaning to you.
 

Gamma Rays

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I used to tell people how I saw Star Wars at the cinema, back when it was first out at the cinema I mean.

Originally I would tell the story as it showed that I was one of the kids who saw it fresh and was there when the cultural milestone was reached. The last few times I told the story people would do the math in their head and just look at me

So like I said, I used to.
 

Aamry

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Jacksonville is heavy on the black population, and I don't earn enough to live nice places. Last year my neighbors car was set on fire by her ex boyfriend.