2013 NFL Season

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Wombat

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Judging from the ads, the announcers are Milwaukee guys they use for Spanish-language Brewers broadcasts. So the rhythms and cadences are the same as American broadcasts, just in Spanish. No TDs yet to verify.

I will say that The Chiefs translate as "Los Jefes" (The Bosses)... which is a pretty badass (if recently ironic) teamname.
 
Wombat

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Chiefs finally scored a TD. Was announced as "Te-Te-Te-Te-Te-Te-Te-Te-Touchdown", total length a little under 10 seconds.
 
Gravy

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Wombat_sl said:
Chiefs finally scored a TD. Was announced as "Te-Te-Te-Te-Te-Te-Te-Te-Touchdown", total length a little under 10 seconds.
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Nice, wish I'd seen it. Chiefs not even on Telemundo on the east side of the state. The only game we've got right now is the Rams, who don't look horrible on defense. They've missed alot of opportunities to score, though.
 
Wombat

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Vince Young Watch: 14 of 30, and a fumble. Most of those missed passes looked like absolute shit.

The Packers win 2 games (maybe) without Rodgers.
 
Gravy

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Tyler Bray looked pretty good. I can't imagine the Chiefs keeping less than 3 QBs on the roster, so hopefully he's safe.

I'm totally coming around on Cincinnati. I think they'll be tough to beat in their division.

I've got a full-on chubby for football right now.
 
Jozu

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Im still not sure how the fuck Eli won two superbowls. He must have sacrificed like 39 goats, and secretly practices witchcraft or some shit, because if you look at the guys stats, they are all OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. Not just season to season either, but really week to week. One week the guy throws for 510 yards with 4 td's the next week hell get you a robust 4 fantasy points total with like 138 yards passing.

I cant imagine what it felt like to be a Patriots fan losing that perfect season to the Giants. I still lose sleep over the Niners loss to Baltymore, cant even fathom falling short of a peerless campaign literally at the last minute. (and to Eli)

Also, that Hawkins WR on the 49ers produced maybe the most exciting highlight we will see all year and the real season hasnt even started yet. Dude made a circus catch, which put him in position to get hammered, did, ate it, got by another defender, and went to the house. One of the craziest, sexiest plays I have seen in a while. Those kind of plays you just dont forget ala Marshawn Lynch's beast mode run, Steve Youngs scramble against the Vikes etc. Im sure you guys can think of some more.

Heres a link to the highlighthttp://www.49ers.com/media-gallery/v...ame-highlights
 
edko

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Grimmlokk_sl said:
They've quietly done a pretty decent job reloading on D, it will be top 5-10 as usual. Offense...I have no fuckin' idea. 2nd year under Haley, and I seriously don't know if it will work or not. They've got a couple rookie WR's that might make a difference, and if Bell gets healthy he might be effective, and if The Ben stops Romoing balls late they might be good, and if Pouncey and Decastro stay healthy they might finally have a real O-Line....


Might might might....
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Either the Pirates suck or the Steelers suck. CHOOSE!
 
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Jozu_sl said:
I cant imagine what it felt like to be a Patriots fan losing that perfect season to the Giants. I still lose sleep over the Niners loss to Baltymore, cant even fathom falling short of a peerless campaign literally at the last minute. (and to Eli)
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it was almost 6 years ago and it's still probably one of the worst things that's ever happened in my life.

not to trivialize having a class-A drug addicted mother and having family members die, but it was pretty bad.
 
Ambiturner

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Jozu_sl said:
Im still not sure how the fuck Eli won two superbowls. He must have sacrificed like 39 goats, and secretly practices witchcraft or some shit, because if you look at the guys stats, they are all OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. Not just season to season either, but really week to week. One week the guy throws for 510 yards with 4 td's the next week hell get you a robust 4 fantasy points total with like 138 yards passing.

I cant imagine what it felt like to be a Patriots fan losing that perfect season to the Giants. I still lose sleep over the Niners loss to Baltymore, cant even fathom falling short of a peerless campaign literally at the last minute. (and to Eli)

Also, that Hawkins WR on the 49ers produced maybe the most exciting highlight we will see all year and the real season hasnt even started yet. Dude made a circus catch, which put him in position to get hammered, did, ate it, got by another defender, and went to the house. One of the craziest, sexiest plays I have seen in a while. Those kind of plays you just dont forget ala Marshawn Lynch's beast mode run, Steve Youngs scramble against the Vikes etc. Im sure you guys can think of some more.

Heres a link to the highlighthttp://www.49ers.com/media-gallery/v...ame-highlights
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Lol at comparing that to Lynch's beastmode run. That and the fact that you think the "most exciting play we'll see all year" could be in a preseason game. You Niner fans are worse that Pat fans
 
Famm

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Who's looking forward to seeing Tavon Austin play in the NFL?

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Phazael

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Wombat_sl said:
The Packers win 2 games (maybe) without Rodgers.
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Yeah, I was pretty pissed when they let Flynn go, especially since the one game they let him start he put up better numbers than Rogers ever has against a team that was supposedly trying to win. Maybe instead of drafting another five wideouts, coach McFatty could fucking keep a solid backup since it is going to take years to rebuild the line. The O-Line is still in the depleted "lets hope Favre gets killed behind this paper mache wall so we don't have to trade him" state that TT and MM put it in years ago and Rogers was not exactly famous for his durability when he was a Cal-Bear. McCarthy still thinks that he is playing Madden Football with this team and him lucking past a decrepit ancient Stealer team one year is just enabling more overstacking of the passing game on his part. As a lifelong Packer fan, I feel confident in saying that McCarthy is probably the worst coach to ever win a Superbowl. He spent the whole blowout against the 49ers in the playoffs last year with the same "I shit my own pants" look that he had when the Giants embarrassed us the year before. The guy is a good Offensive coordinator, but that's about it.

The Packers will _probably_ win that shithole division, since the Bears are in total restructure and Cutler is terrified if Mathews, Vikings are in complete rebuild mode, and lol Detriot Lions. It won't be by much, though, and they will be out of the playoffs as soon as they hit a team that can run the ball. There is no fucking way our defense does anything but regress with Woodson leaving, especially since there are no leaders who make good reads on the roster anymore. People like to dogpile on Capers, but the man has been trying to make a passable defense out of Woodson, Mathews, and a big pile of duck tape and binder twine. Now he has no Woodson and two inconsistent rookie cover men. Its the fucking Forest Greg era all over again, minus the criminal behavior.
 
Alex

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I picked up Tavon Austin in a later round in one of my leagues hoping he'd be a top notch rookie. It's not looking like that's going to be the case.
 
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I haven't been keeping up with the Rams the last couple games; what's the deal with Austin? I know the first 2 games he dropped a few passes and it looks like he fumbled based on that .gif. Anything else? 49ers pass rush looks exciting going into the season. The new NT Ian Williams has been beasting in TC/Preseason, and this rookie Corey Lemonier is looking like an Aldon Smith clone. He's just so damn fast off the line.
 
Phazael

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I wouldn't use him in a fantasy league or anything, but the one game I saw it looked like he had potential down the road. Of course, a lot of Packer fans said the same thing about Finley and that lazy fuck can't catch a cold in Lambeau in January.
 
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