Gamma Rays
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Alien: Covenant (2017)
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Guest, it's time once again for the massively important and exciting FoH Asshat Tournament!
Go here and give us your nominations!Who's been the biggest Asshat in the last year? Give us your worst ones!
Big Phoenix
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Wow talk about meh, so bland. It even uses a cover song sung in low key lol.
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Sterling
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The trailer wasn't very impressive and he's certainly made some shitty movies. The Martian was recent though and that movie is great. He's also the guy that did Alien, Blade Runner, and Blackhawk Down along with a number of other decent movies, so he gets a bit of a pass from me. All that being said if this movie ends up shitty, maybe he should just stop with making movies with this franchise.
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Oldbased
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"The crew of the colony ship Covenant discover what they think is an uncharted paradise, but it is actually a dark, dangerous world, whose sole inhabitant is the synthetic David, survivor of the doomed Prometheus expedition."
So I'm guessing since Noomi Rapace is listed like 5th in the pre release credits it starts off with her and David crash landing or living on the planet and she dies off and David does David shit until more homeboys arrive for him to spike drinks with dna building blocks of life but one of the crew is Hillary Clinton and the dna mutates her to became what is known to be aliens right now. Sadly another of the crew was Trump and his mutation created Predators which both then travel back in time and gives us the other 10 movies in the series.
The questions I really have are:
How long since the great Engineer incident has passed and does this crew have a cat?
So I'm guessing since Noomi Rapace is listed like 5th in the pre release credits it starts off with her and David crash landing or living on the planet and she dies off and David does David shit until more homeboys arrive for him to spike drinks with dna building blocks of life but one of the crew is Hillary Clinton and the dna mutates her to became what is known to be aliens right now. Sadly another of the crew was Trump and his mutation created Predators which both then travel back in time and gives us the other 10 movies in the series.
The questions I really have are:
How long since the great Engineer incident has passed and does this crew have a cat?
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Blakkheim
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I mean, I'm as much a fan of sweaty half covered tits bouncing around while firing pulse rifles as the next guy but, damn, can't we get a new fucking character archetype after 30 years? Couldn't she at least be blonde? Or have hairy pits or something?
P.S.: We're still using TA31 ACOG's in the 2090's?
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Oldbased
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Well M1911s are still common, expensive and sold in 2016 with some slight improvements over time.
I mean, I'm as much a fan of sweaty half covered tits bouncing around while firing pulse rifles as the next guy but, damn, can't we get a new fucking character archetype after 30 years? Couldn't she at least be blonde? Or have hairy pits or something?
P.S.: We're still using TA31 ACOG's in the 2090's?
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