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Annoying shit your wife does
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Guest, it's time once again for the massively important and exciting FoH Asshat Tournament!
Go here and give us your nominations!Who's been the biggest Asshat in the last year? Give us your worst ones!
Izo
Tranny Chaser
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Don't be judgmental. Maybe they're saving up for coat hangers. Abortions are expensive.
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Good news for
Soygen
is that he never has to fuck tanoomba. Bad news is he has to fuck a lot of large black dudes.- 13
Soygen
The Dirty Dozen For the Price of One
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There is some video of a couple putting IKEA stuff together on acid that has been super popular the past couple days.
trex
Queen Bee
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Kids share a room. We turned the closet into a nursery for the time being so he can sleep in peace. We live in the city dawg. Space is a commodity. Ass. Maybe someday we can buy hangers for it and make it a real closet. *crosses fingers*
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My wife wants me to come along for grocery shopping. Just cause. I'd rather drive nails into my head. Buy food. You don't freaking need me for that.
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Dalien
Registered Hodor
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Yeah space is a commodity if you're one of those filthy poor peasants you're trying to make fun of. Once both of you are able to get real grownup jobs your kid won't have to sleep in a closet.
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This was a fight that we had to resolve.
There are some things that people should do together. There are some things that really, really, a person can just fucking do on their own. Buying tomatoes and milk is one of those things.
We can walk up the mountain or swim in the hot spring or bathe on the beach or fuck in the hot tub together... but we can monetarily purchase cheese based products as separate metaphysical entities. It's okay. Really.
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trex
Queen Bee
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Two possible scenarios:
A. Dalien is a Mexican lunch lady who farts a lot and stinks up Home Goods (seriously that place smells like shit) and let's his/her 5 kids run wild and knock down dishes and other crap that is sold at the particular crap store he/she visits
Or
B: Is a millionaire CEO of an oil company in Texas that sends his one and only child to daycare while his wife works 60 hours a week...but is also a democrat. ...and is also much better than everyone else.
I'm going with A.
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Drakurii
Golden Baron of the Realm
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Dalien
Registered Hodor
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tyen
EQ in a browser wait time: ____
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trex actually doesnt bation. she thinks bationing is uninteresting. has never owned or used a dildo.
Daezuel
Potato del Grande
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ZyyzYzzy
RIP USA
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Exactly what a dirty poor pleb would say. Especially one that is too stupid to be frugal requiringher children to be housed in closets.
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First day of vacation, wife is very sick from the medicine she's taking to not be sick
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