Annoying shit your wife does

othree said:

she has to get a bowl/plate for every thing she gets. I swear one night she came down with a plate of 4 Oreos...wtf, just hold that shit in your hand.

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And get crumbs everywhere? Slob.

a_skeleton_02 said:

Also, I use wooden hangers better than wire and plastic and not as feminine as felt.

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Fancy! We use those for coats only, they're like $5 each! Plus they take up so much room in the closet. Jelly though, those would be nicer if I had $1,000 dollars to spend on hangers.

Marmac said:

- Comes in the washroom while I'm taking a shit, shower or getting ready in the morning

- Leaves the dog shit bags on the ground next to the garbage instead of just putting them right away in the garbage

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Those are both disgusting.

Constanly asks where everything is. Look first ask second. I'll tell him I'm making a grocery order and ask him if he wants anything. He'll tell me 7 things. They always either rot in the fridge or go stale in the cupboard while he is complaining he's hungry and there's nothing to eat. Talks about eq brower 24/7 and jerks it to gay porn.

Sounds like kegs needs to come cuck tyen some more.

Izo said:

Sounds like kegs needs to come cuck tyen some more.

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I thought you got banned

trex said:

I thought you got banned

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You also thought you had d-cups.

Izo said:

You also thought you had d-cups.

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You mean DDs. Anyways, good news. I hope I'm lucky enough to be blessed with some of your google knowledge

ZyyzYzzy said:

trex doesn't even know how to shop. Wooden hangers from Home Goods are dirt cheap. I'm not a useless piece of shit like tyen so I have a decent amount from suites I've bought too.

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Home goods is for poor people, peasants, and Mexicans that let their kids run rampant and scream at the top of their lungs.

trex said:

You mean DDs. Anyways, good news. I hope I'm lucky enough to be blessed with some of your google knowledge

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Birth control - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Soccer mom 101.

ZyyzYzzy said:

Paying $5 for a hanger. Maybe you should stick to wire ones so tyen can abort your next hellspawn quickly

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Our children are well behaved Angels.

When will we see trexxys's fashion house again? I'm thinking the first threads could be on maternity clothing and lactation pads.

ZyyzYzzy said:

Yes, most children are when they are confined to a closet

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Except the opposite. Izo , could you be a dear and Google "Russian orphanages" for us?

trex said:

Except the opposite. Izo , could you be a dear and Google "Russian orphanages" for us?

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Any time, hunny bunny. Did you mean Romanian orphanages?

Wife comes in to legit good thread and starts shitposting with known bait and switch shitposter...

...oh wait, not my wife.

<3

trex said:

... poor people, peasants...

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Doesn't one of your kids sleep in a closet?