Annoying shit your wife does

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she has to get a bowl/plate for every thing she gets. I swear one night she came down with a plate of 4 Oreos...wtf, just hold that shit in your hand.
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And get crumbs everywhere? Slob.

a_skeleton_02 said:
Also, I use wooden hangers better than wire and plastic and not as feminine as felt.
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Fancy! We use those for coats only, they're like $5 each! Plus they take up so much room in the closet. Jelly though, those would be nicer if I had $1,000 dollars to spend on hangers.

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- Comes in the washroom while I'm taking a shit, shower or getting ready in the morning

- Leaves the dog shit bags on the ground next to the garbage instead of just putting them right away in the garbage
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Those are both disgusting.

Constanly asks where everything is. Look first ask second. I'll tell him I'm making a grocery order and ask him if he wants anything. He'll tell me 7 things. They always either rot in the fridge or go stale in the cupboard while he is complaining he's hungry and there's nothing to eat. Talks about eq brower 24/7 and jerks it to gay porn.
 
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Izo

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Sounds like kegs needs to come cuck tyen some more.
 
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ZyyzYzzy

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trex trex doesn't even know how to shop. Wooden hangers from Home Goods are dirt cheap. I'm not a useless piece of shit like tyen so I have a decent amount from suites I've bought too.
 
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trex

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ZyyzYzzy said:
trex trex doesn't even know how to shop. Wooden hangers from Home Goods are dirt cheap. I'm not a useless piece of shit like tyen so I have a decent amount from suites I've bought too.
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Home goods is for poor people, peasants, and Mexicans that let their kids run rampant and scream at the top of their lungs.
 
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ZyyzYzzy

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trex said:
Home goods is for poor people, peasants, and Mexicans that let their kids run rampant and scream at the top of their lungs.
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Paying $5 for a hanger. Maybe you should stick to wire ones so tyen can abort your next hellspawn quickly
 
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Izo

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When will we see trexxys's fashion house again? I'm thinking the first threads could be on maternity clothing and lactation pads.
 
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Siliconemelons

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Wife comes in to legit good thread and starts shitposting with known bait and switch shitposter...

...oh wait, not my wife.

<3
 
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Lejina

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+1 for wooden hangers.
Plastic is ok for t-shirts, but dress shirts, suits or anything of value is wood all the way. Takes some kind of savage to put a suit on a plastic hanger.
Metal is for abortions and random projects in the garage.
 
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I use the metal hangers I get from the dry cleaners for arts and crafts projects.

Also, I bought my Wooden Hangers from Ikea.

I love Ikea.
 
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Chanur

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a_skeleton_02 said:
I use the metal hangers I get from the dry cleaners for arts and crafts projects.

Also, I bought my Wooden Hangers from Ikea.

I love Ikea.
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You know who loves Ikea? Tanoomba's wife and Soygen. I can only conclude Soygen is Tanoomba's wife.
 
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