Baldur's Gate 3 by Larian Games

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Druid gives you a whole additional life bar. When you die you revert to druid form and can still fuck shit up.

When you get to lvl 11 and can do water myrmidon it's crazy. AOE heals, fly, teleport, throw crazy AOE ice spears that put ice under peoples feet and make them fall over.

I made a whole party of druids with 4 player and 4 summoned water myrmidons that are unstoppable.
 
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Another thing about the lightning shifter druid is that you get all the best low maintenance buffs, like the movement speed buff, the feast spell that give tons off until next camp buffs and eliminates food costs, and some of the more crucial defensive spells. Plus icestorm, the best fucking crowd control spell in the entire game, is in their lineup. I think I may have had more fun playing druid than anything else, now that I consider it, because of all the options. The shapeshift buff item from the evil cow is really good, because it triggers off of even disguise self, so you can shift to another race while not in animal form and still get the bonuses. Just so many great tricks with that class setup.
 
Borzak

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I'm awesome at this game and also the reason I play tactician and not honor mode. Going through shadowlands in a plafe I had never been, surprised by 20 shadow deals. I spiked growth and had a pretty good handle on them. Then....I called lightning and bam I killed everything at once. The shadow deals and my party, reload lol. I mean damage spam was rolling on the screen forever. Something exploded and then something else exploded and so forth and so on. I need to investigate that a little more. Kinda fun, kinda not.

Got it next attempt, got a pop up, something in the dark.
 
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Cybsled

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Good rundown of the new subclasses and some broken ass shit you can do with them

 
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Dr.Retarded

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Cybsled said:
Good rundown of the new subclasses and some broken ass shit you can do with them

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I didn't know there was going to be a new patch that was going to expand classes and what have you, and I honestly know much that I'm not going to learn anything else more about the game from this retarded girl.

Girls don't know how to play video games. They don't know anything about them, and you should never listen to anything that they say.

If you are a real man you will just play the game yourself and figure it out, or maybe you can listen to some weiner dude that you know plays it for 16 hours a day, plugged into his game genie, and knows the score.

I'm sorry I'm never going to listen to a girl tell me what the best horse of action is to play a video game, specifically one as complicated as baldur's gate 3. I'm sure she knows all of the D&D rules!

Also, she never shows her face so you know she's a big fatty, and that's even more reason not to listen to her because she might eat your food.
 
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Borzak

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I'm secure enough in my sexuality that I watched it. The kicking and boot to the head looked interesting.
 
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Borzak said:
I'm secure enough in my sexuality that I watched it. The kicking and boot to the head looked interesting.
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Maybe it's just me, I just don't trust women to talk about video games.

I mean after all isn't that something that we can all typically agree upon throughout the entire forum?

Women don't contribute anything of real value other than showing their boobs, or bearing your children.
 
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Cybsled

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Question: Has anyone doing a good run tried to knock out Minthara and when you get to the 2nd act and the scene in the throne room at Moonrise Towers, Minthara just stands there in the throne room and you cant interact with her? The guards are just standing there too. I've tried to reload saves and nothing seems to work
 
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Cybsled said:
Question: Has anyone doing a good run tried to knock out Minthara and when you get to the 2nd act and the scene in the throne room at Moonrise Towers, Minthara just stands there in the throne room and you cant interact with her? The guards are just standing there too. I've tried to reload saves and nothing seems to work
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I don't know. Did some girl trying to get clicks on her Instagram or YouTube channel tell you there was a secret strategy to try to do whatever the hell this is? I'm trying to be serious, also are sure it's was a girl?

No joking, is that the Drow lady in the goblin stronghold? It's been a while since I played the game.
 
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Gavinmad

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Dr.Retarded said:
I don't know. Did some girl trying to get clicks on her Instagram or YouTube channel tell you there was a secret strategy to try to do whatever the hell this is? I'm trying to be serious, also are sure it's was a girl?

No joking, is that the Drow lady in the goblin stronghold? It's been a while since I played the game.
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Sometimes I think the title of Doctor doesn't adequately convey how retarded you are.

Larian added knocking Minthara out in the goblin camp as a way to recruit her on a good aligned playthrough without raiding the grove. What Cybsled is describing sounds like his playthrough is just fucked rather than him screwing up one of the recruitment steps.
 
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Dr.Retarded

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Gavinmad said:
Sometimes I think the title of Doctor doesn't adequately convey how retarded you are.

Larian added knocking Minthara out in the goblin camp as a way to recruit her on a good aligned playthrough without raiding the grove. What Cybsled is describing sounds like his playthrough is just fucked rather than him screwing up one of the recruitment steps.
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Perhaps I can be called Dr.Retarded-Xtreme! I'm open for other ideas. I got some right there with it being the drow lady that you meet when you're trying to infiltrate the goblin stronghold or whatever. Am I not correct with this?

I asked because this might reduce my level of retarded. I don't know if that's necessarily a good or a bad thing...😉
 
Gavinmad

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Dr.Retarded said:
Perhaps I can be called Dr.Retarded-Xtreme! I'm open for other ideas. I got some right there with it being the drow lady that you meet when you're trying to infiltrate the goblin stronghold or whatever. Am I not correct with this?

I asked because this might reduce my level of retarded. I don't know if that's necessarily a good or a bad thing...😉
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You're right, I just think it's weird you had to ask to be sure about a fairly major character when I knew all of that without having ever played BG3.
 
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Dr.Retarded

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Seananigans said:
Well, what IS the best horse of action? Asking for a friend.
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Never listen to women about anything important or anything having to do with a hobby you might enjoy. And if you are required to take their input on whatever, always with a grain of salt.

It's probably a pretty good start.

Also Arabs are typically faster and more agile them something like a quarter horse, but you can ride a quarter horse cross country and it'll hold up.
 
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TJT

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Haven't touched this since release. Going to fire it up.
 
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Cybsled said:
Question: Has anyone doing a good run tried to knock out Minthara and when you get to the 2nd act and the scene in the throne room at Moonrise Towers, Minthara just stands there in the throne room and you cant interact with her? The guards are just standing there too. I've tried to reload saves and nothing seems to work
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There should be a cutscene in which Ketheric tells her she has failed. You then convince Z'rell to show her mercy or something similar. Minthara is then taken to the prison area below, where you can free her. (Pro tip: Eliminate the two female gnomes in the prison before initiating the Ketheric scene to avoid difficult skill checks.)
 
Nirgon

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TJT said:
Haven't touched this since release. Going to fire it up.
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Couldnt force myself thru A1 :/

Even with all the anti woke mods

So much of it just rubs me the wrong way, SO HARD

Someone encourage me
 
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Nirgon said:
Couldnt force myself thru A1 :/

Even with all the anti woke mods

So much of it just rubs me the wrong way, SO HARD

Someone encourage me
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Why waste the time encouraging you? If you are already having to use "anti-woke" mods than just don't play it.
 
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