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k^M said:
Cl4ptr4p is the only decent thing to come out of borderlands. A movie about that robot would be more interesting than this preview seemed to be.
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k^M said:
Cl4ptr4p is the only decent thing to come out of borderlands. A movie about that robot would be more interesting than this preview seemed to be.
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First of all

CL4P-TP.

Second of all, maybe the one in the game. Not this jack black shit.
 
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Palum said:
For me it's more the totality of decisions and the budget. Like sure you make some low budget video game movie, whatever it's going to suck. But how do you take an aged out forgotten about mid tier franchise, replace all young people with geriatrics and then spend 100 mil after making those decisions and and up here?
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should be out 8/30 on VOD/torrents if you really wanna torture yourself
 
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Never played the games. Watched them played a few times over the years by streamers.
Going to try and get into a curiator review stating that "I never played the games but according to people who have, this crap isn't even worth watching illegally, I'll instead spend my valuable time watching LotR S2 on Amazon so at least I know I am getting crap."
 
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Mr_Bungle said:
When BL1 released I was that 13 year old...

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lol. I meant that having the movie be PG13 when those kids were like 8 when Borderlands 3 came out. Pretty sure most 13 year olds don't even know the game.
 
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We need to find the people that paid to see this in the theatre, the ones that don’t identify as movie critics, and have a long talk with them about their movie going habits.
 
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TBT-TheBigToe said:
We need to find the people that paid to see this in the theatre, the ones that don’t identify as movie critics, and have a long talk with them about their movie going habits.
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...or a very short, very loud talk with a Vladof.
 
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Movie is so bad that even the Pitch Meeting mostly fails to be funny and instead is pretty much just sad.



Even the Madame Web Pitch Meeting was pretty funny but Borderlands is so offensively bad that even well written stuff making fun of it kinda falls flat.
 
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LOL. The miscasting is in your face. Tiny Tina too old and too fat. Roland WAY too tiny. Holy shit, Cate looks straight up bad. Easily 25 years too old. One of her early lines is "I am too old for this shit." Then stop! Please!

I am 6 minutes in and it is already a huge clanger.
 
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This dude probably making more money off ads then the production company made in theaters.






Yes, I know it is most likely demonetized. Doesn't change what I said.
 
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