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Harshaw

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Yeah Hart as Roland makes 0 fucking sense. The rest seems good so far though. Winslet as Lilith is actually pretty decent even if she's 51 she looks like late 30's and she can do action well. I can't imagine they don't at least HINT at Jack or have him do some voice at the end or something if they don't fully cast him. Honestly the only Jack I can see is either Jim Carrey or Ryan Reynolds to add that swagger with comedy.

With Hart as Roland they may just be leaning more into the comedic side of Borderlands.

We need Dinklage as a Badass Midget.
 
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j00t

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Ryan Reynolds as handsome jack is perfect, I'll be disappointed with about other casting
 
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j00t

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I mean RD'sJ's and Timmy onlyphants are good.

Still want Reynolds though
 

Goatface

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orphant would get my vote.

would almost bet Mordecai is going to end up a black chick
 

Drinsic

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Ah yes, when I think of Roland, I think of a midget comedian.
 
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Hatorade

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Yeah Hart as Roland makes 0 fucking sense. The rest seems good so far though. Winslet as Lilith is actually pretty decent even if she's 51 she looks like late 30's and she can do action well. I can't imagine they don't at least HINT at Jack or have him do some voice at the end or something if they don't fully cast him. Honestly the only Jack I can see is either Jim Carrey or Ryan Reynolds to add that swagger with comedy.
Ehhh maybe Reynolds but they both play themselves these days. Leaning towards Hugh Laurie, or Neil Patrick Harris or hell whynot Nathan Fillion to keep with everyone being old.
No wait, Steven Ogg.
Go really crazy and Tom Cruise, Kevin Costner as Mord.
 
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Ambiturner

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Ehhh maybe Reynolds but they both play themselves these days. Leaning towards Hugh Laurie, or Neil Patrick Harris or hell whynot Nathan Fillion to keep with everyone being old.
No wait, Steven Ogg.
Go really crazy and Tom Cruise, Kevin Costner as Mord.

White guys can't play him you racist hateful bigot
 

Goatface

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Ariana Greenblatt added as Tiny Tina

Infinity War's Young Gamora and little girl in Love and Monsters
 

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As much as I like Jack Black why can't they just have the guy who voices Claptrap do, you know, the voice.

For anyone who has played the game it's going to be uber jarring listen to another Claptrap, he's your constant companion throughout.
 

OU Ariakas

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I would be excited if they made a new story about a vault hunter unrelated to the main story. Just give me a self contained story, include some crazy characters, and keep the dark humor.

..... They are going to focus on the giant story and base their humor around the casting of Marcus and Claptrap and it will be terrible.

I'm fucking Nostradamus.

Just kidding, Hollywood is boring, predictable, and cannot help but step on it's own dick.

This is not going to be something that appeals to people that haven't played the game nor is it going to be faithful enough for fans.
 
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As much as I like Jack Black why can't they just have the guy who voices Claptrap do, you know, the voice.

For anyone who has played the game it's going to be uber jarring listen to another Claptrap, he's your constant companion throughout.
My thought was that it also would not really be Claptrap it would be Jack Black as Claptrap as Jack Black.
 
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The last borderlands was annoying as fuck. Characters were annoying as fuck. Calling the commentary annoying as fuck is an understatement. Hollywood nowadays is 80% annoying as fuck characters and scripts and they also suck at making decent video game movies. This movie is going to suck.
 
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