Drinsic
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Did you play the games? Tannis wasn't a fucking senior citizen lol.
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Borderlands
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Kill All the White People
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No Marcus? I mean, I saw a guy who looked like Marcus, but Marcus is a prominent figure in the game. No Brick? What about Scooter? Why is there a Maniac riding around with them?
Why is this here?
Its like no one has idea what made Borderlands fun. This is trash.
Also Borderlands 1 was the last good Borderlands game. Fuck Slag, fuck having to worry about ammo, and especially fuck both of those when you have bullet sponge bosses
Why is this here?
Its like no one has idea what made Borderlands fun. This is trash.
Also Borderlands 1 was the last good Borderlands game. Fuck Slag, fuck having to worry about ammo, and especially fuck both of those when you have bullet sponge bosses
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Big Phoenix
Pronouns: zie/zhem/zer
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Considering how old Blacnhett and Curtis are they might as well be swaps as well.
Fucker
Log Wizard
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Hatorade
A nice asshole.
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Yeah…that is definitely not Tiny Tina energy… they could have cast the voice actor she would do just fine.
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Please, no. This movie has more than enough eyesores.
Also, it would be uncomfortable to watch an actress that's letting her hair grey play a mentally damaged child. A movie with better writing chops could use that to its advantage.
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Log Wizard
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It is getting ripped apart by anyone who likes Borderlands IP.
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Xevy
Log Wizard
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On one hand, I would love to have seen this made correctly with more drama and some dark humor type shit for adults.
On the other hand, Borderlands is mostly just jokes. I don't think you ever feel the weight of anything and some of the playable characters are literally suicidal. Hard to do that live action without it looking like.... this. If they made a grimdark version of this people would argue about the tone of the games and then they make this goofball shitbox and a lot of people are saying it's not serious enough.
It is funny they somehow got two Oscar winners to star in this. Cate Blanchett probably doing it for her kids and JLK probably doing it because she's familiar with the games (she's a late life gamer/weeb). The dream would be to get Ryan Reynolds as Handsome Jack if this wasn't complete shit, which it may be, but who knows. I think it'll kill on streaming services honestly. This is one of those movies you and your friends are bored and go "should we watch that Borderlands movie I guess?"'
Animated would've been more true to the game, but non weeb adults have a hard time getting into animated movies/televsion because it feels too flat.
On the other hand, Borderlands is mostly just jokes. I don't think you ever feel the weight of anything and some of the playable characters are literally suicidal. Hard to do that live action without it looking like.... this. If they made a grimdark version of this people would argue about the tone of the games and then they make this goofball shitbox and a lot of people are saying it's not serious enough.
It is funny they somehow got two Oscar winners to star in this. Cate Blanchett probably doing it for her kids and JLK probably doing it because she's familiar with the games (she's a late life gamer/weeb). The dream would be to get Ryan Reynolds as Handsome Jack if this wasn't complete shit, which it may be, but who knows. I think it'll kill on streaming services honestly. This is one of those movies you and your friends are bored and go "should we watch that Borderlands movie I guess?"'
Animated would've been more true to the game, but non weeb adults have a hard time getting into animated movies/televsion because it feels too flat.
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GuardianX
Perpetually Pessimistic
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They got big name people to be in it for a simple reason, it's a cash-grab.
It was done filming in 3 months...
The budget is / was 150 MILLION DOLLARS...
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Anyone carrying water for these shitbox cash-grabs is the problem with society.