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Hey guys! Let's make a movie that is so obscure that we need the 18-40 year old male gamers who played and loved the game to flock to it in order to have a chance at making a profit. Oh, and the best way to so that is deviate as far from the story and characters as possible while studiously avoiding a single attractive woman that could draw some attention. Nailed it!
 
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Haus

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OU Ariakas said:
Hey guys! Let's make a movie that is so obscure that we need the 18-40 year old male gamers who played and loved the game to flock to it in order to have a chance at making a profit. Oh, and the best way to so that is deviate as far from the story and characters as possible while studiously avoiding a single attractive woman that could draw some attention. Nailed it!
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They somehow made Moxie look like washed up no-waistline having 40 something trying desperately to spice things up to keep her hubby around.... what the ever loving hell?
 
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TBT-TheBigToe said:


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Defiantly looks like it's already in the running for worst video game movie adaptation.

Although I may not necessarily "get" Borderlands, since I found the first game to be lackluster and never played any of the others. Maybe the under 30 year old spaz crowd think it looks good (or teens in general)?
 
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Burns said:
Defiantly looks like it's already in the running for worst video game movie adaptation.

Although I may not necessarily "get" Borderlands, since I found the first game to be lackluster and never played any of the others. Maybe the under 30 year old spaz crowd think it looks good (or teens in general)?
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I'll admit that I played Borderlands 2 a lot and thoroughly enjoyed it. And I'm an old and everything...
 
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Attog

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I saw Tank Girl in the theater. This reminds me of that but looks worse!
 
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Dr.Retarded said:
That was a great late '90s movie. Do not feel bad about paying for a ticket. I'm with your brother.

The comics are still wonderful.
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Stan Winston Studios did the effects work for Tank Girl. Probably higher quality stuff than this is going to be...
 
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Attog said:
Stan Winston Studios did the effects work for Tank Girl. Probably higher quality stuff than this is going to be...
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I mean the movie had Ice-T and Malcolm McDowell, that's a weird confluence of goofiness. I just remember going seeing it in the movie theater with a couple of friends, if I'm not mistaken it was a Dark horse comic, but could be mistaken on the publisher.
 
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Tank Girl was fucking awesome. Also, one of the best lines ever:
"This is me unconscious."
 
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Well, it is certainly something...

It is not theater worthy.
 
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Gutterflesh said:
lol at that fucking line up.

It’s like a murderers row of cunt face sellouts in Hollywood.
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I still have no idea how they could fuck up casting on such a fundamental level. Every single character is miscast, and by a lot.
 
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Homsar

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I briefly remember the game but this movie seems to not appeal to anyone but 10 year olds and they don't even care
 
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Could they try harder for the Guardians of the Galaxy vibe? I wouldn't watch this shit for free on ScyFy let alone buy a ticket to see it at the theater.
 
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