Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...
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Guest, it's time once again for the massively important and exciting FoH Asshat Tournament!
Go here and give us your nominations!Who's been the biggest Asshat in the last year? Give us your worst ones!
Arbitrary
Tranny Chaser
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I dare you to crack a joke about the Potato Famine. Idareyou.
That was our Holocaust.
As a modern person, I refuse to appropriate from other cultures, I'll stick with tej.
Tanoomba
ジョーディーすれいやー
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I love it when you guys have nothing to say and just get all silly. It's delightful.
It's a pillow fight where everyone giggles and no one gets hurt... fucking adorable. Let me know when you have something you'd like to argue... you know, because we already agree on pretty much everything I've ever stated.
Also, I'm sick of being oppressed. As a half-Italian, quarter-Irish, quarter-Latvian, I'm absolutely DISGUSTED at the lack of Latvian representation in popular media. We've got nearly 2 million inhabitants and a rich, rich culture of dance and folk songs. Latvia has been held down by the man long enough, and it's time we joined hands and made a name for ourselves. I invite all my Latvian brothers to join me in our crusade to claim our heritage and stop being dismissed as though we didn't exist.
Who's with me?
It's a pillow fight where everyone giggles and no one gets hurt... fucking adorable. Let me know when you have something you'd like to argue... you know, because we already agree on pretty much everything I've ever stated.
Also, I'm sick of being oppressed. As a half-Italian, quarter-Irish, quarter-Latvian, I'm absolutely DISGUSTED at the lack of Latvian representation in popular media. We've got nearly 2 million inhabitants and a rich, rich culture of dance and folk songs. Latvia has been held down by the man long enough, and it's time we joined hands and made a name for ourselves. I invite all my Latvian brothers to join me in our crusade to claim our heritage and stop being dismissed as though we didn't exist.
Who's with me?
Tanoomba
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Gravy
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Seriously though. On an island surrounded by fish, and the mother fuckers starve? Not to mention the fact that they were still exporting other foodstuffs that would have fed the population. Bizarre.
Probably the white man keeping down the black Irish.
Tanoomba
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Well, it would be, if it weren't for the fact that absolutely every single person on this board agrees that the idea of taking offense because someone thinks something about your culture is interesting is fucking retarded.
Arbitrary
Tranny Chaser
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So we can/should only talk about things in which there is disagreement?
I don't know if you are aware of this but you aren't the boss of who talks about what. This evening we said a bunch of silly shit about the failed and intellectually bankrupt ideas of cultural and racial purity that have been repackaged and sold to minorities as empowering. The KKK probably loves that shit. This is what we've been talking about since our founding! Finally society has caught up!
Maybe tomorrow we'll go back to encouraging you to do your part in bumping up suicide from the 5th leading cause of death for males to the 4th. By killing yourself.
I don't know if you are aware of this but you aren't the boss of who talks about what. This evening we said a bunch of silly shit about the failed and intellectually bankrupt ideas of cultural and racial purity that have been repackaged and sold to minorities as empowering. The KKK probably loves that shit. This is what we've been talking about since our founding! Finally society has caught up!
Maybe tomorrow we'll go back to encouraging you to do your part in bumping up suicide from the 5th leading cause of death for males to the 4th. By killing yourself.
You know that's how the rest of us see you and your causes, right? I mean, you get that right? Instead of "absolutely every single person" it's like you and Mist.
Azrayne
Irenicus did nothing wrong
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Wow, Cracked actually published an articleagainstall this tumblr SJW bullshit.
The last 6 months they've released an article at least once a week about ''social justice'' issues where they don't even bother to try make it funny, just lecture you on how you're a horrible person. Pretty fucking stupid for what used to be a comedy site.
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Tanoomba
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Not at all. You can jerk each other off complaining about useless bullshit all you like. Bitter elderly people do it all the time, seems to work great for them.
rhinohelix
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While we appreciate your attempts to raise the forum's self-esteem overall by being the most wrong poster in any thread, it isn't really required at this point. Thanks anyway.