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Soygen

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I'm having a real hard time coming to grips with the fact that like 80% of my sex life has been non-consensual. I feel like a real dirtbag. Or do I feel violated? Ugh, I'm so confused.

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Xevy

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I'm having a real hard time coming to grips with the fact that like 80% of my sex life has been non-consensual. I feel like a real dirtbag. Or do I feel violated? Ugh, I'm so confused.

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Don't worry. As a sober 13th warrior observer of the drunken hook up community, I can tell you that 80% of all relationships start with drunken hook ups. And a good amount of those are drunken sex.

Wonder if Tanoombas head would explode with the number of weddings I have to attend spawned from 'rape'.
 

fanaskin

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OK, dude. When you have something relevant to add, I'll be waiting.
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I'm not through wasting people's time with pointless irrelevant bullshit. Also, I hate gay people.
what gives you the basis for saying araysar hates gay people specifically? in regards to you acting you like one the most stereotypical ones.
 

Lendarios

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His feelings wont let him understand that.

If the statement "P implies Q is true", that P cant be true and Q false.
Or in his terms

Base statement
non consent sex = rape.
Drink = no consent can be given

So drink and sex = rape. ALWAYS
 

Tanoomba

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So your argument is that there is such a thing as non-consensual sex that isn't rape. This is what you call 'logical'.
Well, if you wanna continue to enjoy the benefits of alcohol-buffed social interaction as a responsible adult while allowing for those who need to to counter those who aren't so responsible, sure. Win-win. What's the problem?
 

Eomer

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Having sex while drunk does not necessarily mean rape is occurring. Using alcohol as a social lubricant to bring about a result desired by both parties is fine, even if technically it doesn't count as consent(consent can't be given when drunk).
Taking advantage of someone who's drunk to get them to fuck you when they normally wouldn't is not OK. That counts as rape.
Dude, you keep repeating the bolded sentence over and over again like it's fact, when the reality is that you completely failed to show that is the case. In fact, several posters including myself linked articles that mentioned specific legal cases where the bar for the inability to consent to sex was set at or past literally being unconscious.

So until you pony up something that contradicts that, stop fucking saying "consent can't be given when drunk" when that is not true based upon established legal precedent.
 

khalid

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Okay Tanoomba, I don't want to pile on here as in general I agree with many of your points, but holy shit was the jaywalking analogy bad.
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In fact, it was so bad I just had to comment. It both doesn't fit, and even if I stretch it out to fit, it seems to argue against your point!
 

Cad

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Dude, you keep repeating the bolded sentence over and over again like it's fact, when the reality is that you completely failed to show that is the case. In fact, several posters including myself linked articles that mentioned specific legal cases where the bar for the inability to consent to sex was set at or past literally being unconscious.

So until you pony up something that contradicts that, stop fucking saying "consent can't be given when drunk" when that is not true based upon established legal precedent.
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No dude, you don't understand, because <assumption that goes to the ultimate conclusion of the entire discussion>, then <bunch of other wild ass assumptions and reasoning stemming from the first assumption>.

Don't you understand? How can you not get it? Is my explanation not remedial enough?

I'll post this a few hundred more times over the next couple of days in case you didn't understand the first time. I will then claim victory over you and everyone else in this thread, and cite their lack of understanding of my simple points to conclude that they are psychopaths and/or idiots.
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TrollfaceDeux

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I have slayed many feminists today. May their grave be marked with these words: massacred by lonely virgin.
 

chaos

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<Tanoomba>
No dude, you don't understand, because <assumption that goes to the ultimate conclusion of the entire discussion>, then <bunch of other wild ass assumptions and reasoning stemming from the first assumption>.

Don't you understand? How can you not get it? Is my explanation not remedial enough?

I'll post this a few hundred more times over the next couple of days in case you didn't understand the first time. I will then claim victory over you and everyone else in this thread, and cite their lack of understanding of my simple points to conclude that they are psychopaths and/or idiots.
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Didn't mention that you are an English teacher while at the same time failing to use words properly in context. Points will be deducted from the final tally.
 

Kirun

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Wow, this thread is a race to see who can say the dumbest shit. Gratz Mkopec, you have the lead until the next Kirun post.
Please, single male with no interest in marriage, do you have any tips about what womenreallywant/deserve? I, for one, look forward to your sagely advice and vast array of knowledge on the subject.

I have slayed many feminists today. May their grave be marked with these words: massacred by lonely virgin.
You are doing the White Male's work, my child. Us privileged few enjoy watching minorities do our work for us.