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khalid

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Please, single male with no interest in marriage, do you have any tips about what womenreallywant/deserve? I, for one, look forward to your sagely advice and vast array of knowledge on the subject.
Please, person who thinks all women are stupid, worthless, cannot control their emotions and dumb. Please share me your sagely advice and vast array of knowledge on the subject.

I mean, if you believed at all the opinions you espouse here, you wouldn't have anything do with with women.
 

Erronius

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You calling us "sweeties", etc.is the pinnacle of the effete limp wristed faggot with a lisp stereotype. I mean you clearly enjoy being one while we laugh at you.

Why are you trying to backpedal now?

Why is me pointing out your gay mamnerisms make me a homophobe?
Every so often I get the feeling that he is Aamina, but then I discount it because he hasn't talked about forehead kisses and he doesn't sign every post at the end.
 

Loser Araysar

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I thought this comment was pretty good

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PUA Game is infuriating. How dare men reveal the push-button simplicity of women's sexual attraction queues and turn them back onto the women! Its no wonder that women are so upset a few days later having discovered the dupe. Its tantamount to rape and trivializes women's sexual power.
 

Tanoomba

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No dude, you don't understand, because <assumption that goes to the ultimate conclusion of the entire discussion>, then <bunch of other wild ass assumptions and reasoning stemming from the first assumption>.

Don't you understand? How can you not get it? Is my explanation not remedial enough?

I'll post this a few hundred more times over the next couple of days in case you didn't understand the first time. I will then claim victory over you and everyone else in this thread, and cite their lack of understanding of my simple points to conclude that they are psychopaths and/or idiots.
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You forgot the part where, unable to actually reasonably debate anything I said, the opposition decided to have a sarcasm contest.

Also, to be fair, I don't think it's so much a "lack of understanding" as it is "willful ignorance". Not uncommon, really. When people's values are challenged, they tend to avoid any real exchange of ideas, preferring instead to misinterpret and exaggerate their opponents' words in order to create a cortoonish villain they can rally against. I've made it a hobby to pick inarguable, ridiculously obvious points (Zimmerman's gun probably didn't save his life, being white offers several advantages, taking advantage of a drunk girl to fuck her is rape, etc) that I know will be hot topics for you guys. I then entertain myself watching the troops work themselves up into a frenzy, desperately grasping at straws to find a way,any way, to contradict what I'm saying. This usually ends when:

a) People take my original point (the one that hasn't been intentionally and repeatedly manipulated) and say "Well, yeah, that's a given. Nobody was ever arguing that." I do so enjoy when the argument comes full circle like that.
b) People run out of bullshit to pull out of their asses, realize they're out of ammo, and just start blurting sarcastic insults until I leave due to boredom.

Sometimes I'll learn something and discover I was wrong (I think it's happened twice so far), but generally all the so-called "arguments" you guys make are as predictable and lame as the MRA forums/Fox News segments they are parroting. If only you realized how much your opinions are influenced by the MRA agenda, perhaps you'd be more capable of rational thought. Ah well. You keep setting 'em up, I'll keep knocking 'em down.
 

Tanoomba

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Okay Tanoomba, I don't want to pile on here as in general I agree with many of your points, but holy shit was the jaywalking analogy bad.
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In fact, it was so bad I just had to comment. It both doesn't fit, and even if I stretch it out to fit, it seems to argue against your point!
Yeah, I thought it fit because it's an example ofnot technically OK but generally accepted as OK, but it is somewhat clumsy.
 

chaos

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So we're going with option b) then.
You aren't really knocking anything down, though. You keep saying things like "drunk people can't consent" with no evidence given, just a feeling of yours or something. And you never address how all this nonconsensual sex is somehow not rape, sometimes anyway, when ducks are free because it's sunny. And thar analogy... holy shit dude. When I see you knock one down at last, I will be impressed.
 

Cad

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I've made it a hobby to pick inarguable, ridiculously obvious points (Zimmerman's gun probably didn't save his life, being white offers several advantages, taking advantage of a drunk girl to fuck her is rape, etc)
Except to address each of these:

1> Nobody said it did save his life, nor was the point of the trial whether his life would have ended then and there by any standard of proof. The question was, could he have reasonably believed his life was in danger? Which of course you willfully ignore, then go off with a bunch of bullshit tangents without addressing the actual issue.

2> "Being white" doesn't offer advantages. The perception of white people by everyone else offers us advantages. We didn't cause you or anyone else to have that perception. And the relevant question isn't "do people perceive white people that way." The relevant question is "now what?" Do we punish white people for people liking us? Do we put affirmative action in overdrive? Where do we go from here? But of course you don't care about that, you just want to chum the waters with your troll bait.

3> Only if you twist the definition of rape does convincing a drunk girl to have sex with you become rape. Under the actual legal definition of rape (since rape is a crime, the legal definition applies), that is not rape under any but the most extreme circumstances. Once again, you ignore this though and just keep saying it as if its true.

tldr; quit trolling
 

Jx3

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Defending women and hating on men is Tanoombas schtick. Does it count as trolling if he (possibly she) .....(actually its Rerolled so it may have been one then the other, who fucking knows) actually believes what they are writing?
 

Arbitrary

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I'll make her a deal. I'll forgo the most flagrant abuses of my white male privilege if she puts down the fork.
I think it would be very amusing to get into a debate with her in a public setting (TV, ideally) and go on and on and on about how African American males and black culture and back it all up with the ugliest stats there are on the subject.
 

Soygen

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Defending women and hating on men is Tanoombas schtick. Does it count as trolling if he (possibly she) .....(actually its Rerolled so it may have been one then the other, who fucking knows) actually believes what they are writing?
It's trolling like Lumie trolls. They both believe what they are typing, but people can't stop arguing with them so there are lots of troll-accusations.
 

Kirun

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I mean, if you believed at all the opinions you espouse here, you wouldn't have anything do with with women.
Completely untrue. Women come with a myriad of risks. Usually, the rewards outweigh said risks. If you weren't so busy humping your anime pillow at night, you'd realize this. Instead, you're conflating me understanding their nature with loathing them as a sex.

If only you realized how much your opinions are influenced by the MRA agenda, perhaps you'd be more capable of rational thought.
There's no such thing as a feminist agenda, but thereissuch a thing as an MRA one? You definitely sound like someone concerned with equality. Not to mention, why are you so afraid of MRAs? You sound insecure.
 

Tanoomba

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You aren't really knocking anything down, though. You keep saying things like "drunk people can't consent" with no evidence given, just a feeling of yours or something. And you never address how all this nonconsensual sex is somehow not rape, sometimes anyway, when ducks are free because it's sunny. And thar analogy... holy shit dude. When I see you knock one down at last, I will be impressed.
But drunk people can't give consent, which is why contracts can be voided if someone was taking advantage of a drunk person. We don't say "The guy shouldn't have been drinking if he didn't want to be taken advantage of." He may have signed the contract, but that voluntary action doesn't count as consent because an external party was exploiting his suggestible and irrational state. Really, this whole conversation should have ended after our legal friend helpfully pointed out what contracts and sex have in common:

Lawyer McLawyerton_sl said:
...are intended to reflect the mutual assent and intents of both parties (and represent continuing obligations)
If anything it's the opposition who are letting "feelings" get the better of them and cloud their judgment. It makes them uncomfortable to imagine a girl claiming to have been raped after she was out drinking, so instead of considering the circumstances they decided that drinking = being responsible for someone taking advantage of you, which is fucking retarded. You're not responsible for people taking advantage of you when you're drunk, whether it's to get you to sign a contract or to get you to fuck them.
 

Loser Araysar

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Hilarious.

Now that you have been so utterly demolished, do some more of that fag routine for us. It amuses me to see a grown man act like an idiot.
 

Cad

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If anything it's the opposition who are letting "feelings" get the better of them and cloud their judgment. It makes them uncomfortable to imagine a girl claiming to have been raped after she was out drinking, so instead of considering the circumstances they decided that drinking = being responsible for someone taking advantage of you, which is fucking retarded. You're not responsible for people taking advantage of you when you're drunk, whether it's to get you to sign a contract or to get you to fuck them.
Whats "responsible" mean?
 

Arbitrary

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Cad really is my hero in this. He's fucking bulldog. If I was in legal trouble I would totally try and hire him.