Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

I'm sick and tired of being accused of something I didn't do, while Lurking, since he became mod, has been willy nilly with infracting and rickshawing people.

He's busy locking people in the shaw over words, while I was busy handing out 1 point infractions to prevent other mods from sending those people to the shaw.

He is the abuser of his power here, not I.

At this point, all bets are off.

It used to be safe to say that word here, and it used to be safe to tell the mods to go fuck themselves in the Ask A Mod thread, but not anymore.

Lurking's behavior in this thread, and every thread of late, has been abyssmal, tis true.

Well in Lurking's case, we know what the problem is: Religion.

He has already justified abusing children in the name of his imaginary friend, so its no surprise that he's willing to punish us for imaginary slights as well.

I know its not, because I was a good mod, and this "abused his power" crap didn't come up until 6 months after I lost my moderatorship.

This was not a claim made at any time while I was a moderator.

Most of my actions as moderator were greeted with joy, like when I shawed Tanoomba's ass, and then he got out a week later, went completely insane, and I immediately reshawed his ass and doubled his sentence.

That was what I was put in place to do, and I did it well.

Look at me Picasso.

The better version

The best version

That "Applesauce, bitch!" at the end murders my sides every goddamn time.

I like it. Its almost like even his name is getting cuckolded from both ends.