Dragon Age: Why We Can't Have Nice Things

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Sylas

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I don't even get what the complaint is from the alphabet people about lack of representation in media. Every game/movie/show/whatever throughout history has always had historically accurate representation of your kind, you just didn't like it because it wasn't stunning and brave IE delusional enough. Here's an example from Everquest 1:

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Here you go. Historically accurate. Unless you were a member of the nobility (and even if you were in many cases) anyone who presented with mental illnesses such as homosexuality, gender dysphoria, gender confusion, "queer" whateverness would, at best, be cast out of society to fend for themselves.

However more likely here's what your "representation" really looks like:

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historically gender confused/homosexual pedophiles took an axe to the fucking face as a form of cultural enrichment from civilized society.


Basically it's complete bullshit to have any of this faggot shit in historical media. Just as asinine as all the race swaps in period pieces. Please tell me all about the black vikings lol.

As far as Sci-fi, I do love that due to the abysmal financial and commercial failure of Mass Effect: Andromeda, it is now canonical that while the Milky Way was dealing with the reaper invasion, mankind decided the best bet would be to pack up all the faggots and trannies into a rocket ship aimed towards nothing and sent them away so that the men could sit down and actually deal with the problem.
 
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popsicledeath

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In fiction, I'd prefer people to just make a game that's fun. If a narrative device ends up including a queer character, or a character that is a Christian-equivalent with core moral principles they share, then so be it, it should be by accident that it's included or has real-world parallels that tell a story. I think people play games to escape reality.

Sure, the generally classic liberally ordered society agrees. Are we still operating in that realm, though?

The point I think perhaps you're missing is how the queer movement is different. It's not something that just happens to exist. It's a deliberate movement with intentional practices. And their doctrine is to NOT allow anything to just happen to exist. It's self stated to not be about identity, including sexuality. It can be anything and everything as long as the person chooses to be marginalized for the purpose of subverting the normal order of things. And they're the ones in their own doctrine who make marginalization a person choice, which they accept again only if you're willing to do queerness.

Their doctrine is to intentionally and deliberately upset the normal order. The only time queerness in a product is there by accident is through ignorance of the purpose, but that won't stop those who are queer activists from capitalizing on its presences, especially because that's a stated tactic of queer activists.

The ironic thing is the average, tolerant people just wanting to raise a family or make a good game or simply exist free from sociopolitical machinations are the ones in the end that get devoured.

The queer movement isn't a threat to a shitlord like me researches what it actually is and rejects it and calls it out.

The queer movement is a threat to you, the tolerant and open minded person who just wants to make a good game and believes in inclusion and acceptance and all those things they were easy to get on board with when it was just gays wanting to marry like other boring people.

It's a threat to people who perhaps haven't yet realized that's no longer where we're at as a society and that there are malign forces taking advantage of all the classic liberal openers and goodwill and are subverting and undermining the things you care about personally for their greater mission of undermining and subverting society as a whole.

If you want to just be left alone and free to make good games, then understanding the queer movement should be one of your top professional concerns and goals. Because you're a primary target and will be a victim if you're ignorant of what is occuring.
 
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LiquidDeath

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I'm so sick of the "games are an art form" bullshit argument.

No, games are not an art form. Some games are fabulous pieces of art, just like some movies, but the vast majority of games are commercial, entertainment ventures made to produce revenue. The vast majority of "artistic" games are vomitous garbage that are neither good games nor good art but rather indulgent trash that appeals to no real audience.

I'm sick and tired of all the idiots acting like video games are the modern form of art class where the faggots and degenerates congregate because they won't be bothered by normies. I want gamers to kick them the fuck out and return to our racist, sexist COD-lobby roots.
 
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Kirun

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So in this thread I learned that there was a gay character all the way back in KOTOR 20+ years ago but as the edgelord that younger me was (and still is) i fucking murdered the faggot for darkside points before ever learning their sexual orientation thus I spent the last 20+ years fondly remembering this game but never having known about its closeted faggotry.

See now that is fucking well implemented LGBTQIPEDO+ content in video games. If only they kept that up instead of shoving it down our throats.
This is exactly why BG3 was the best game since ER. There's some faggot shit in that game apparently, but I saw literally zero of it. Because as soon as a character muttered some gay shit or flirted with my character, I hammer smashed their face.

Letting players decide how much gay shit they want to see/experience is the way.
 
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jayrebb

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This is exactly why BG3 was the best game since ER. There's some faggot shit in that game apparently, but I saw literally zero of it. Because as soon as a character muttered some gay shit or flirted with my character, I hammer smashed their face.

Letting players decide how much gay shit they want to see/experience is the way.

That's what I told friends before they bought the game. It's there, but fully optional and you can shut it down.
 
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Grabbit Allworth

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I firmly believe that DEI is part of why gaming development budgets have ballooned and quality has cratered.

Here's why - When you're forced to hire ~20%-30% (or more) nogs, women, and they/thems despite not having the appropriate credentials you have to hire people that can actually do the job well while the former do nothing (or actually impede progress).

P.S. I know there are competent black people, women, and other 'minorities' that can perform - stfu. Point is - when you're forced to fill out a large roster from a tiny pool of potentials, you're going to end up with a lot of retards.
 
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TomServo

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I firmly believe that DEI is part of why gaming development budgets have ballooned and quality has cratered.

Here's why - When you're forced to hire ~20%-30% (or more) nogs, women, and they/thems despite not having the appropriate credentials you have to hire people that can actually do the job well while the former do nothing (or actually impede progress).

P.S. I know there are competent black people, women, and other 'minorities' that can perform - stfu. Point is - when you're forced to fill out a large roster from a tiny pool of potentials, you're going to end up with a lot of retards.
To your point
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Tuco

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True DEI is when you don't let political biases impact your hiring decision. It's when you hire the right person for the job because they're qualified and demonstrate proficiency and ability to communicate with others on the team.
Wow, someone report this shitlord go the church of woke for this heresy.
 
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popsicledeath

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Wow, someone report this shitlord go the church of woke for this heresy.

It's funny because it's true. Repeat the lines but you're not woke enough and will be purged. And , "moderates" will still repeat the ignorant cope of saying "true" wokism is actually something different from what is actually happening so that makes embracing DEI a-okay.

A lot of corporate language is now that way. When forced to swallow BLM and DEI they just used all their own private definitions and said it was just fine.

Look at chick fil a. They've got a whole DEI program and just cope it up by saying "inclusivity? I mean whats more inclusive than Jesus amirite!!!" And it's like that's not what it means, DEI is literally opposed to the very foundational existence of everything chick fil a claims to stand for, but they cope with saying "true" wokism is actually very Christian if you just pretend up new definitions.
 
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TomServo

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It's funny because it's true. Repeat the lines but you're not woke enough and will be purged. And , "moderates" will still repeat the ignorant cope of saying "true" wokism is actually something different from what is actually happening so that makes embracing DEI a-okay.

A lot of corporate language is now that way. When forced to swallow BLM and DEI they just used all their own private definitions and said it was just fine.

Look at chick fil a. They've got a whole DEI program and just cope it up by saying "inclusivity? I mean whats more inclusive than Jesus amirite!!!" And it's like that's not what it means, DEI is literally opposed to the very foundational existence of everything chick fil a claims to stand for, but they cope with saying "true" wokism is actually very Christian if you just pretend up new definitions.
Fuck chik fil a. Dogshit cowards. Jesus was not inclusive.
 

Denamian

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Ok people, let's try to keep the discussion here related to the actual game. If you want to just whine about DEI and alphabet people, you can do it elsewhere.
 
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popsicledeath

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Ok people, let's try to keep the discussion here related to the actual game. If you want to just whine about DEI and alphabet people, you can do it elsewhere.

What game? They're consistently making the topic about everything but the actual game. They're pushing social justice and a queer agenda. They're using the game as a platform for everything but the game and taking openly about how that's their aim....

But we shouldn't talk about what they're making the game about because that's whining about the topics they're fixated on and making more important than the game?

The constant slide into this shit is because cowardly fucks can't even see the topic discussed, much less face it.

Even when the queer devs themselves are making the game about these topics, oh golly guys maybe we should just ignore it. Maybe it's just on the internet, but shucks even so don't talk about it!

If it wasn't the main topic the devs themselves want to introduce them maybe it wouldn't need discussed?

Not talking about this shit as much as these pieces of shit want to push it in games is what has enabled the ruin of the gaming industry.

I know, you're just doing your job and taking orders, I guess? Why? Why the fuck not talk about the thing that seems most important to the people making the game, injecting this shit increasingly into the games and telling us we're all bigots for actually wanting a game to talk about.

Do you think any of us want to have to discuss this shit?
 
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Bald Brah

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Yes Ignore the militant transsexuals openly grooming young children. Nothing to see here. Move along.
 
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Borzak

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Kill a companion or two in BG3 and nobody wants to have sex with you.
 
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Grabbit Allworth

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Why the fuck does a mod stick their nose in here to direct the conversation where everyone is actively engaging in the discussion?

Seriously, what's the point?
 
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Penance

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Why the fuck does a mod stick their nose in here to direct the conversation where everyone is actively engaging in the discussion?

Seriously, what's the point?
It's to keep order and discussions on topic. Do you understand the deranged thar exist here?

I could just as easily devolve every thread into a thesis about all the horrible shit in our games stems from a certain class of people, but I don't, I keep it to the respective threads.
 

Grabbit Allworth

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It's to keep order and discussions on topic. Do you understand the deranged thar exist here?

I could just as easily devolve every thread into a thesis about all the horrible shit in our games stems from a certain class of people, but I don't, I keep it to the respective threads.
When a discussion derails, it usually peters out after a page or two. 3, at most.

Regardless, it's not like the discussion was totally in left field. It's at least somewhat relevant to talk about why this game (and others) is going to suck.

I don't really care either way. I just never understood mods wasting their time with "Hey guys, talk about the thing" when normal, functioning people just scroll by the irrelevant posts.
 
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Denamian

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I'm not saying you can't discuss it. I'm saying to just keep it related to the game.

Why the fuck does a mod stick their nose in here to direct the conversation where everyone is actively engaging in the discussion?

Seriously, what's the point?

I'm trying to prevent this thread going off the rails and having to deal with the reports that will follow.
 
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Seananigans

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I'm not saying you can't discuss it. I'm saying to just keep it related to the game.



I'm trying to prevent this thread going off the rails and having to deal with the reports that will follow.

So you’re moderating your personal inbox as opposed to the thing you’re supposed to be moderating.
 
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