Dragon Age: Why We Can't Have Nice Things

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Izo

Izo

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Regime said:
I can’t wait for the BioWare character creation.

obligtory the King of Sweden

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Robbaz, kek. On twitch now these days only, it looks like.
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Gaming enthusiast, mad scientist and professional basement-dweller from Sweden. He might not be able to spell the word "shenanigans" without spellcheck software, but he sure know the meaning.
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Burns

Burns

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I time stamped the great video below directly to the lead dev talking about this character. You should probably check it out, as you certainly don't want to miss out on this one!

2024-09-10 14.05.02 www.nfohump.com 6c2ae7128d8a.png


 
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Pasteton

Pasteton

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This game is so gay it almost feels Bagel Eater a troll job. Generally I ignore most cringe in games but not possible here
 
TJT

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Turn Qunari into fags in addition to looking like fags and have a troon tell you about it.

I'd say that about sums up modern gaming.
 
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Vorph

Vorph

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Not sure where MangaLawyer heard female pronouns, the troon helming this disaster clearly uses they/them faggotry when talking about the character.
 
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Tuco

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TJT said:
Turn Qunari into fags in addition to looking like fags and have a troon tell you about it.

I'd say that about sums up modern gaming.
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What's funny is you could have that race be entirely composed of shitlords who complain about how soft and gay everyone else is and if you made them endearingly buffonish it'd work. See: cobra kai.
 
Fadaar

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Izo said:
Robbaz, kek. On twitch now these days only, it looks like.
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Robbaz - Twitch

Gaming enthusiast, mad scientist and professional basement-dweller from Sweden. He might not be able to spell the word "shenanigans" without spellcheck software, but he sure know the meaning.
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his FO4 and Sims stuff was A+
 
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Daidraco

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If you look at the facial features - its clear its a black man, and if the head designer is insisting its a female - then its a fucking black male transvestite, by his, the tranny himself, own design. There is no hope for this game. Combat is atrocious, the cast of characters is god awful. The name alone is not going to save it from the dumpster. This is just another Concord, as sad as that may be.
 
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Hateyou

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Daidraco said:
If you look at the facial features - its clear its a black man, and if the head designer is insisting its a female - then its a fucking black male transvestite, by his, the tranny himself, own design. There is no hope for this game. Combat is atrocious, the cast of characters is god awful. The name alone is not going to save it from the dumpster. This is just another Concord, as sad as that may be.
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It will do better than Concord because the IP has a following already. Hopefully it bombs but I doubt it, will probably just underperform.
 
Vorph

Vorph

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Unfortunately there's no chance it will do poorly enough to finally get EA to stop propping up Bioware's rotting, diseased, DEI/Woke infested corpse.
 
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Lenas

Lenas

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Unfortunately for you guys everything about this game sounds pretty good now that the embargo is lifted. Have fun arguing about hair or whatever.
 
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Utnayan

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Lenas said:
Unfortunately for you guys everything about this game sounds pretty good now that the embargo is lifted. Have fun arguing about hair or whatever.
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Lol yeah I love seeing these paid for "previews" where everyone played the game for 6 hours in Act 1 and they all have the same headline. When does the review embargo lift? Isn't it October 31st at 8am? :p
 
Lenas

Lenas

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Utnayan said:
Lol yeah I love seeing these paid for "previews" where everyone played the game for 6 hours in Act 1 and they all have the same headline. When does the review embargo lift? Isn't it October 31st at 8am? :p
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Okay, here's a spreadsheet of content creator responses to the hands on. In Fextralife's video he mentions he got no remuneration for his travel etc. and it cost him time and money to go to this preview.



Combat looks pretty good.

 
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Hekotat

Hekotat

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Any of you suckers buy this will just keep happening.
 
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