Dune: Part Two (2023)

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*shrug* I guess the book readers pissing all over everything has me confused as I don't have a lot invested in the IP. I thought one of the criticisms of the first movies by the book readers is that they didn't spend any time on the Spacing Guild. The only thing I remember seeing is the huge transport ship that can navigate the warp and holds all other ships. Outside of the book fanatics talking them up, the only "cool" spacing guild shit I know is the squid in the tank from the Lynch movie.
The Guild's power comes from a complete monopoly over interstellar travel. Nobody wants to piss them off otherwise they can't go anywhere off planet. They rarely take direct action, instead enabling the enemies of those who displease them.
 
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The Guild's power comes from a complete monopoly over interstellar travel. Nobody wants to piss them off otherwise they can't go anywhere off planet. They rarely take direct action, instead enabling the enemies of those who displease them.
Yes, 99% of what I know about the spacing guild comes from book readers talking about it here, not from anything in the movies. Lynch at least showed them a bit (but of course book readers still weren't happy with that movie either), whereas Villanova's anti-dialog stance didn't seem to go into them much (that I remember).

Again, to reiterate my position: They are writing for an audience that is watching SpaceX put satellites into orbit every week, has had people living in space for most of their lifetimes, and 90% have never read the books. So saying that the Spacing Guild has a no fly zone over all of southern Arrakis, which the smart, devious, and ruthless Harkonnen couldn't figure it out that they were trying to hide something and then sneaking some spy shit over the rest of the planet in the 80 years they ruled, is almost as dumb as what was in the movie. At least without some serious Spacing Guild set up in the movies and how they interacted with the rest of the houses.
 
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*shrug* I guess the book readers pissing all over everything has me confused as I don't have a lot invested in the IP. I thought one of the criticisms of the first movies by the book readers is that they didn't spend any time on the Spacing Guild. The only thing I remember seeing is the huge transport ship that can navigate the warp and holds all other ships. Outside of the book fanatics talking them up, the only "cool" spacing guild shit I know is the squid in the tank from the Lynch movie.
It was a giant, mutant space sperm, not a squid in the Lynch version. I don't see any goddamn tentacles, maybe just some barbels like on a catfish. And when squid move they typically go backwards, and in the one scene where the navigator was flying through space to jump the ship, it flew head first.
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Jesus, how can you not notice these things?...😉

Also the music in the Lynch version is epic, where as the music in the new films is really, really, shitty. Every time the Arab chanting lady sting chimes in, shit was nails on a chalkboard. I don't normally mind Hans Zimmer, but this was probably his crappiest score. Yeah there's a little bit of nice ambient being sort of stuff, but the main theme doesn't hold anything to the sheer awesomeness of Toto's work.
 
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*shrug* I guess the book readers pissing all over everything has me confused as I don't have a lot invested in the IP. I thought one of the criticisms of the first movies by the book readers is that they didn't spend any time on the Spacing Guild. The only thing I remember seeing is the huge transport ship that can navigate the warp and holds all other ships. Outside of the book fanatics talking them up, the only "cool" spacing guild shit I know is the squid in the tank from the Lynch movie.
This is a lot of arguing for an IP you don't care about. Who gives a fuck about "cool"? Herbert designed the Spacing Guild as a third pillar of power in the Dune Universe; it's a poor choice to leave them out.

Yes, 99% of what I know about the spacing guild comes from book readers talking about it here, not from anything in the movies. Lynch at least showed them a bit (but of course book readers still weren't happy with that movie either), whereas Villanova's anti-dialog stance didn't seem to go into them much (that I remember).

Again, to reiterate my position: They are writing for an audience that is watching SpaceX put satellites into orbit every week, has had people living in space for most of their lifetimes, and 90% have never read the books. So saying that the Spacing Guild has a no fly zone over all of southern Arrakis, which the smart, devious, and ruthless Harkonnen couldn't figure it out that they were trying to hide something and then sneaking some spy shit over the rest of the planet in the 80 years they ruled, is almost as dumb as what was in the movie. At least without some serious Spacing Guild set up in the movies and how they interacted with the rest of the houses.

It's one scene with a few lines of dialogue to explain, rather than saying "We didn't think anyone could live there" when obviously Fremen live in the harshest conditions. Moreover, why does anything in the Dune universe have anything to do with our universe? They don't have advanced computers in the Dune universe, either. This is more cope for shit writing. It's a choice on DV's part to take an easy shortcut and "simplify" the story. People who read the books are expecting the story to reflect that source material and take issue with that, not only because it doesn't reflect the source material but because its stupid even according to the logic of the universe.

This conversation is so tiresome because it doesn't feel like a discussion in good faith. If you like it, fine: It's ok to like bad things. Understand why we don't like it, and why we think its an OK Sci-Fi Movie and a not great/poor Dune movie.
 
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This is a lot of arguing for an IP you don't care about. Who gives a fuck about "cool"? Herbert designed the Spacing Guild as a third pillar of power in the Dune Universe; it's a poor choice to leave them out.



It's one scene with a few lines of dialogue to explain, rather than saying "We didn't think anyone could live there" when obviously Fremen live in the harshest conditions. Moreover, why does anything in the Dune universe have anything to do with our universe? They don't have advanced computers in the Dune universe, either. This is more cope for shit writing. It's a choice on DV's part to take an easy shortcut and "simplify" the story. People who read the books are expecting the story to reflect that source material and take issue with that, not only because it doesn't reflect the source material but because its stupid even according to the logic of the universe.

This conversation is so tiresome because it doesn't feel like a discussion in good faith. If you like it, fine: It's ok to like bad things. Understand why we don't like it, and why we think its an OK Sci-Fi Movie and a not great/poor Dune movie.
I like most SciFi and am interested in thinking about some of the minutia in regards to the format I have consumed. This is the movie thread, not the book thread. Hence why I didn't say "I don't care about this," only that I have little invested in the IP as I have only watched the movies and played three games (two of which I didn't like) compared to the plethora of books and other media projects. I still like the Lynch movie over these two, but these two are acceptable when you don't have any books tainting your views.

Why our universe matters is because that's who the writers are writing for: an audience in our universe. All writers have to chose what the target demographic is, from reading this thread, it's obviously not hardcore book readers (the people heavily invested in the IP). They must take into account what would make more sense to their target audience (harder to break immersion), which, a much larger percent of the population know how "easy" it is to put things in orbit VS how weather works on other planets.

The jist of the whole scene, as I interpreted it, was that the southern hemisphere of Arrakis is mostly covered in a persistent deadly/unnavigable sandstorm, so "we didn't think anyone could live there." If anything, a movie watcher could speculate that, at the very least, a space ship would be needed to travel from any non-sandstorm areas in the south to the north. Since they never saw a ship traverse from the north to the south (or vise-versa) that they didn't think anyone lived there.

They decided that they didn't have the money/time/interest to add an in-depth Spacing Guild, so without rewriting both movies, saying they aren't allowed to orbit over the southern hemisphere because of the spacing guild has a no fly zone that the extremely rich and established Harkonnen would not find a way around, would be almost as dumb. You're continually trying to argue that it's not dumb, if only they would rewrite both movies to make it so. Well no shit, but that wasn't part of the original statement or my reply.
 
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I like most SciFi and am interested in thinking about some of the minutia in regards to the format I have consumed. This is the movie thread, not the book thread. Hence why I didn't say "I don't care about this," only that I have little invested in the IP as I have only watched the movies and played three games (two of which I didn't like) compared to the plethora of books and other media projects. I still like the Lynch movie over these two, but these two are acceptable when you don't have any books tainting your views.

Why our universe matters is because that's who the writers are writing for: an audience in our universe. All writers have to chose what the target demographic is, from reading this thread, it's obviously not hardcore book readers (the people heavily invested in the IP). They must take into account what would make more sense to their target audience (harder to break immersion), which, a much larger percent of the population know how "easy" it is to put things in orbit VS how weather works on other planets.

The jist of the whole scene, as I interpreted it, was that the southern hemisphere of Arrakis is mostly covered in a persistent deadly/unnavigable sandstorm, so "we didn't think anyone could live there." If anything, a movie watcher could speculate that, at the very least, a space ship would be needed to travel from any non-sandstorm areas in the south to the north. Since they never saw a ship traverse from the north to the south (or vise-versa) that they didn't think anyone lived there.

They decided that they didn't have the money/time/interest to add an in-depth Spacing Guild, so without rewriting both movies, saying they aren't allowed to orbit over the southern hemisphere because of the spacing guild has a no fly zone that the extremely rich and established Harkonnen would not find a way around, would be almost as dumb. You're continually trying to argue that it's not dumb, if only they would rewrite both movies to make it so. Well no shit, but that wasn't part of the original statement or my reply.
See, here's the issue: This is an adaption of an existing IP, and while you can talk about the movies all you want, that doesn't preclude the discussion of the movies as representation of that existing IP. You yourself are not sticking to what information was presented in the movies and are bringing your own interpretation and outside information to the movies. That's OK, too but it doesn't give you any kind of objective right to say "something is dumb" when it patently goes against information presented in the first movie. If the movies are their own thing, they have to live by the rules of that universe.

"The books tainting your views" Double U Tee EFF.

WTF is this easier to put things into orbit BS? Its Dune, not Earth 2024; it has no bearing about whatever happens with Starlink. "Well, we have computers so the audience won't understand they don't have computers." Baloney. It's a weakness in writing to not account for that, and that is what everyone has been saying. FYI, There are two major settlements on Arrakis, both mentioned in the first movie: Arrakeen and Carthag. They are both near the north polar region. Carthag is the old Harkonnen capital so the Atreides chose Arakeen to have less Harkonnen spies. The Harkonnen has been on Arrakis for 80 years. How did they not know that the people who survived in the desert were also surviving in the desert in the south? There are no ships ever flying from north to south or south to north or whatever headcannon you came up with to justify that stupid line. It takes place at 02:12:45 when the Barron is groveling to the Emperor about not knowing. The Harkonnen underestimating the Fremen numbers is a thing in the book as well, though, so maybe they are just brutal AND stupid.

You wouldn't have had to "rewrite both movies": You could literally add one scene with Liet Kynes or now Stilgar talking about how they pay the Spacing Guild in raw spice to keep the skies clear. They don't spend much more time than that on it in the book.

It is literally an example of "Modern Audience" story telling, the screen writer thinking he knows better than the original IP author. Thank the Maker DV didn't adapt LOTR. We will never get another adaption of that quality, which also has a ton of changes but they all seemed to be within the spirit of Tolkien. Of all the changes, all the dialogue moved around (Elves at Helms Deep and the Army of the Dead from under the Mountain are similar shortcuts!) but the movies were so great, so packed with story, and the rest of the scripts seemed so true that even those changes were forgiven (No one will ever know about Prince Imrahil <sadface>)

Many people in this thread have judged the movie on a dual scale; how it is as a Sci-fi movie, and how it is a Dune movie. You can look back over the thread and see how people judged it by each measure. It's been pretty great going back and reading how Herbert came up with some of these concepts: Caucasian fighters, arabic and Causasian words, He was going against the Asmovian SF grain of the day, which was Robots and lasers, so he basically made a world where there were no robots and troops had to fight with melee weapons, etc. The Ecology came from the sand dunes of Florence, Oregon, which he went to in the late 50's, the connections with mushrooms and psylocibin and all kinds of other things, some of which I knew previously and some I read for the first time.

Edit: Rewatching Part One, at 00:48:00, The Baron Harkonnen himself says "There are no satellites over Arrakis. The Atreides will die in the dark." Also in Part One, re: Harkonnen estimates of the Fremen; Duke Leto is overjoyed to learn there are millions of Fremen from Duncan Idaho, when the Harkonnen estimate was given at 50,000.

It's shocking how much a better Dune movie Part One is.
 
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I liked this movie, but I"m sure if I read the books I would hate it.

You old fucks that are still going on about sharp knees need to go touch some grass. I can't believe I'm using this here, but it's so fucking true. Go touch some pussy. It's prolly too late if you haven't had a pussy wrapped around your cock by now.
 
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I liked this movie, but I"m sure if I read the books I would hate it.

You old fucks that are still going on sharp knees need to go touch some grass. I can't believe I'm using this here, but it's so fucking true. Go touch some pussy. It's prolly too late if you haven't had a pussy wrapped around your cock by now.
Pretty sure most of us don't have that issue. We're all old enough to be able to bitch about movies being shitty on a gaming forum.

Also, if I catch fish on a two-handed rod, does that count more towards touching grass? I don't know, it's probably because the David Lynch version is still superior to these two films and I like the books, but a Spey rod is much like using a weirding module. Without proper control, you can hurt yourself, or snag a tree or something.

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That catfish had more heart than most of the actors in those two films performances, and especially compared to the score..
 
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See, here's the issue: This is an adaption of an existing IP, and while you can talk about the movies all you want, that doesn't preclude the discussion of the movies as representation of that existing IP. You yourself are not sticking to what information was presented in the movies and are bringing your own interpretation and outside information to the movies. That's OK, too but it doesn't give you any kind of objective right to say "something is dumb" when it patently goes against information presented in the first movie. If the movies are their own thing, they have to live by the rules of that universe.

"The books tainting your views" Double U Tee EFF.

WTF is this easier to put things into orbit BS? Its Dune, not Earth 2024; it has no bearing about whatever happens with Starlink. "Well, we have computers so the audience won't understand they don't have computers." Baloney. It's a weakness in writing to not account for that, and that is what everyone has been saying. FYI, There are two major settlements on Arrakis, both mentioned in the first movie: Arrakeen and Carthag. They are both near the north polar region. Carthag is the old Harkonnen capital so the Atreides chose Arakeen to have less Harkonnen spies. The Harkonnen has been on Arrakis for 80 years. How did they not know that the people who survived in the desert were also surviving in the desert in the south? There are no ships ever flying from north to south or south to north or whatever headcannon you came up with to justify that stupid line. It takes place at 02:12:45 when the Barron is groveling to the Emperor about not knowing. The Harkonnen underestimating the Fremen numbers is a thing in the book as well, though, so maybe they are just brutal AND stupid.

You wouldn't have had to "rewrite both movies": You could literally add one scene with Liet Kynes or now Stilgar talking about how they pay the Spacing Guild in raw spice to keep the skies clear. They don't spend much more time than that on it in the book.

It is literally an example of "Modern Audience" story telling, the screen writer thinking he knows better than the original IP author. Thank the Maker DV didn't adapt LOTR. We will never get another adaption of that quality, which also has a ton of changes but they all seemed to be within the spirit of Tolkien. Of all the changes, all the dialogue moved around (Elves at Helms Deep and the Army of the Dead from under the Mountain are similar shortcuts!) but the movies were so great, so packed with story, and the rest of the scripts seemed so true that even those changes were forgiven (No one will ever know about Prince Imrahil <sadface>)

Many people in this thread have judged the movie on a dual scale; how it is as a Sci-fi movie, and how it is a Dune movie. You can look back over the thread and see how people judged it by each measure. It's been pretty great going back and reading how Herbert came up with some of these concepts: Caucasian fighters, arabic and Causasian words, He was going against the Asmovian SF grain of the day, which was Robots and lasers, so he basically made a world where there were no robots and troops had to fight with melee weapons, etc. The Ecology came from the sand dunes of Florence, Oregon, which he went to in the late 50's, the connections with mushrooms and psylocibin and all kinds of other things, some of which I knew previously and some I read for the first time.

Edit: Rewatching Part One, at 00:48:00, The Baron Harkonnen himself says "There are no satellites over Arrakis. The Atreides will die in the dark." Also in Part One, re: Harkonnen estimates of the Fremen; Duke Leto is overjoyed to learn there are millions of Fremen from Duncan Idaho, when the Harkonnen estimate was given at 50,000.

It's shocking how much a better Dune movie Part One is.
No head canon needed, they said in the movie that there is a continual deadly and unnavigable sandstorm in the south (in the Harkonnen opinion), which we then see the Freemen have to ride sandworms for days (weeks?) and act like people might die just to get to the "good" parts of the south. As opposed to the north that only has intermittent sandstorms.

If you can't differentiate what collections of words should be taken as a statemen of fact and what should be taken as default opinion, when the de facto stance on every post on this forum should be that they are the implied opinions of the user making them, I don't know what to tell you. I would assume it is due to how we were taught to write, in that I was told to try to eliminate first person unless it's absolutely needed, and I guess you were not. Continually saying "in my opinion" is repetitive, silly, and makes the whole composition worse when it should be implied.

In my opinion, in the context of the movie as it is currently written, changing just that scene to how Frank wrote it, would be almost as dumb. What is dumb, in the context that it is mostly commonly used these days is subjective and up to a consensus of opinions. Everything I posted was in pushing that, for the VAST majority of the viewers, it would be dumb, therefor, it's dumb. I obviously assumed most of this was implied, sorry if it was not.
 

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No head canon needed, they said in the movie that there is a continual deadly and unnavigable sandstorm in the south (in the Harkonnen opinion), which we then see the Freemen have to ride sandworms for days (weeks?) and act like people might die just to get to the "good" parts of the south. As opposed to the north that only has intermittent sandstorms.

If you can't differentiate what collections of words should be taken as a statemen of fact and what should be taken as default opinion, when the de facto stance on every post on this forum should be that they are the implied opinions of the user making them, I don't know what to tell you. I would assume it is due to how we were taught to write, in that I was told to try to eliminate first person unless it's absolutely needed, and I guess you were not. Continually saying "in my opinion" is repetitive, silly, and makes the whole composition worse when it should be implied.

In my opinion, in the context of the movie as it is currently written, changing just that scene to how Frank wrote it, would be almost as dumb. What is dumb, in the context that it is mostly commonly used these days is subjective and up to a consensus of opinions. Everything I posted was in pushing that, for the VAST majority of the viewers, it would be dumb, therefor, it's dumb. I obviously assumed most of this was implied, sorry if it was not.
Did you really write a two whole fucking paragraphs because you thought I couldn't recognize your statement as your opinion? Yes, BURNS, I realized it was your opinion. But it's given that it's a stupid opinion, we have continued to argue about it.



At least you have moved on from "In 2024 people expect satellites" or whatever earlier. Given that its stated in the first movie, it makes that point moot. So the set up, which you said would "require rewriting both movies", didn't require that at all. In fact its already present. Problem Solved. DV did it with a single line from the Baron in one scene in Part One and could have done it with a single line in Part Two. So is it stupid that DV put it in seemingly to make the Harkonnens look brutal, lazy and stupid but we have been arguing this point unnecessarily for days now? Even if you don't think so, there is nothing requiring that anything about an IP be updated for a "modern audience". That's what ruins so many "modern" adaptations.

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Did you really write a two whole fucking paragraphs because you thought I couldn't recognize your statement as your opinion? Yes, BURNS, I realized it was your opinion. But it's given that it's a stupid opinion, we have continued to argue about it.



At least you have moved on from "In 2024 people expect satellites" or whatever earlier. Given that its stated in the first movie, it makes that point moot. So the set up, which you said would "require rewriting both movies", didn't require that at all. In fact its already present. Problem Solved. DV did it with a single line from the Baron in one scene in Part One and could have done it with a single line in Part Two. So is it stupid that DV put it in seemingly to make the Harkonnens look brutal, lazy and stupid but we have been arguing this point unnecessarily for days now? Even if you don't think so, there is nothing requiring that anything about an IP be updated for a "modern audience". That's what ruins so many "modern" adaptations.

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it doesn't give you any kind of objective right to say "something is dumb"
Dumb is not an objective word in 99% of the contexts it's used in today. Hence the need to clarify that you seemed to think it wasn't just an opinion.

As for the audience's basic understanding of satellites (or spacecraft) orbiting a world being far greater than their understanding of weather on Venus, Mars, Jupiter, or Saturn:
There is no "modern" about it. It would have been as true 20 years ago as it is today, albeit a smaller percent of the population would have any awareness of either. Furthermore, I was putting myself in the shoes of the writers of why they would chose to pick one dumb choice over another slightly less dumb choice for that scene, and only that scene. Since both were dumb, they may have chose to again minimize the Spacing Guild, as they didn't properly set it up enough to have it not be dumb.

Also, one to two posts a day is nothing on this forum when there are 10+ pages a day of posts in the Pol thread alone. The hate filled bullshit that various posters spew in that section gets old and repetitive, so sometimes I would rather spend my time here (not browsing that sub forum at all).
 
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You said:

Dumb is not an objective word in 99% of the contexts it's used in today. Hence the need to clarify that you seemed to think it wasn't just an opinion.

As for the audience's basic understanding of satellites (or spacecraft) orbiting a world being far greater than their understanding of weather on Venus, Mars, Jupiter, or Saturn:
There is no "modern" about it. It would have been as true 20 years ago as it is today, albeit a smaller percent of the population would have any awareness of either. Furthermore, I was putting myself in the shoes of the writers of why they would chose to pick one dumb choice over another slightly less dumb choice for that scene, and only that scene. Since both were dumb, they may have chose to again minimize the Spacing Guild, as they didn't properly set it up enough to have it not be dumb.

Also, one to two posts a day is nothing on this forum when there are 10+ pages a day of posts in the Pol thread alone. The hate filled bullshit that various posters spew in that section gets old and repetitive, so sometimes I would rather spend my time here (not browsing that sub forum at all).
There are a lot of "Modern audience" changes to these Dune movies, in particular Part Two. The whole character of Chani (forget the actress, anyone playing this role would be a travesty) All the changes to Stilgar. All the changes to Paul. The reason Paul takes the Water of Life. This whole discussion has been about why didn't he go with what was in the original text of the IP he was adapting: DV didn't write this. It's not his work. He's just adapting it. Every change is in fact a change from the Original Story. He pulls all kinds of things from future stories, things you don't learn until book 2 or 3 into Dune itself. If the writer, in this case DV, thinks he needs to streamline the movie that much, its part and parcel with all of the other "modern audience" changes he made in Part Two. And now we know that the lack of satellites is explained in a single line in Part One. Someone could have provided a single line in Part Two and stayed true to the IP. I bet it shows up in a third movie.

After rewatching I like Part One so much more comparatively; the streamlining we were discussing earlier is just another brick in the wall of how bad Part Two is as a Dune movie. Holy shit I hate Part two as a Dune Movie. Chani is insufferable throughout. They took what was awesome and riddled it with cynicism and girlboss BS. I don't want to see a Part Three since Chani would have to be huge part. DV needs to direct movies and never adapt anything after BR2049 and Dune again.

Fake Edit: Sidney Sweeney as Chani would have been OK. Just mostly edit the character out.
 
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There are a lot of "Modern audience" changes to these Dune movies, in particular Part Two. The whole character of Chani (forget the actress, anyone playing this role would be a travesty) All the changes to Stilgar. All the changes to Paul. The reason Paul takes the Water of Life. This whole discussion has been about why didn't he go with what was in the original text of the IP he was adapting: DV didn't write this. It's not his work. He's just adapting it. Every change is in fact a change from the Original Story. He pulls all kinds of things from future stories, things you don't learn until book 2 or 3 into Dune itself. If the writer, in this case DV, thinks he needs to streamline the movie that much, its part and parcel with all of the other "modern audience" changes he made in Part Two. And now we know that the lack of satellites is explained in a single line in Part One. Someone could have provided a single line in Part Two and stayed true to the IP. I bet it shows up in a third movie.

After rewatching I like Part One so much more comparatively; the streamlining we were discussing earlier is just another brick in the wall of how bad Part Two is as a Dune movie. Holy shit I hate Part two as a Dune Movie. Chani is insufferable throughout. They took what was awesome and riddled it with cynicism and girlboss BS. I don't want to see a Part Three since Chani would have to be huge part. DV needs to direct movies and never adapt anything after BR2049 and Dune again.

Fake Edit: Sidney Sweeney as Chani would have been OK. Just mostly edit the character out.
Without book knowledge of the Spacing Guild the audience has no knowledge of why there are CURRENTLY no satellites over Arrakis when the Baron says that. They showed that the Harkonnens took or sabotaged as much as they could. Pretty easy to jump to the conclusion that the Baron also made sure there were no satellites left to record his double cross/master plan!
 

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There are a lot of "Modern audience" changes to these Dune movies, in particular Part Two. The whole character of Chani (forget the actress, anyone playing this role would be a travesty) All the changes to Stilgar. All the changes to Paul. The reason Paul takes the Water of Life. This whole discussion has been about why didn't he go with what was in the original text of the IP he was adapting: DV didn't write this. It's not his work. He's just adapting it. Every change is in fact a change from the Original Story. He pulls all kinds of things from future stories, things you don't learn until book 2 or 3 into Dune itself. If the writer, in this case DV, thinks he needs to streamline the movie that much, its part and parcel with all of the other "modern audience" changes he made in Part Two. And now we know that the lack of satellites is explained in a single line in Part One. Someone could have provided a single line in Part Two and stayed true to the IP. I bet it shows up in a third movie.

After rewatching I like Part One so much more comparatively; the streamlining we were discussing earlier is just another brick in the wall of how bad Part Two is as a Dune movie. Holy shit I hate Part two as a Dune Movie. Chani is insufferable throughout. They took what was awesome and riddled it with cynicism and girlboss BS. I don't want to see a Part Three since Chani would have to be huge part. DV needs to direct movies and never adapt anything after BR2049 and Dune again.

Fake Edit: Sidney Sweeney as Chani would have been OK. Just mostly edit the character out.
Coming from someone whose 2nd favorite all time book is Dune, second only to Shogun, these movies were fucking terrible. I am also not a book purist; medium changes also necessitate some changes. However, if you are going to adapt an IP, especially one as regarded as Herbert's, at least attempt to convey what the creator is trying to get across, not update it for the "modern audience". DV missed nearly everything Herbert's Dune is about. Yes, they were amazing to look at, experience in a theater, but are ultimately hollow, steaming piles of shit. Write your own if you feel the need to spread your message, don't desecrate existing IP's. But then again, I guess that's par for the course these days.

TLDR - fuck off hollywood
 
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Without book knowledge of the Spacing Guild the audience has no knowledge of why there are CURRENTLY no satellites over Arrakis when the Baron says that. They showed that the Harkonnens took or sabotaged as much as they could. Pretty easy to jump to the conclusion that the Baron also made sure there were no satellites left to record his double cross/master plan!
Burns, I assume you mean well but this is the very definition of headcannon. You are making assumptions for the general audience, and of things which are never stated in the movie. It doesn't matter why there are no satellites over Arrakis. The only thing that matters is there are none, and that never changes. My money is that this will be a plot point in the next movie and they will explain the Baron's statement in the context of the books.

Or they could make Chani a Guild Navigator and head of CHOAM, FFS. Who knows?